The Five Theories for "sus package"

1. some drumpf dumbass thought this was worth going to jail for

2. some kike demon thought he could get away with this

3. a democratic establishment/organization is funding this in order to rile up voters to go to the polls (same ones behind Dr.Ford)

4. it was actually The Donald and his men to show how far liberals will go with hoax / fake news to attack republicans and The Don (5d chess)

5. some liberal mailhuman with green hair has extra dildos laying around and was tired of what (((( ))) saw (blame all the msm liberal media for this one)

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I’m all in on number 3

Or it was a flase flag to get everyone riled up about dangerous right wing extremists.

Painfully obvious that it’s number 3, reason being because they occured so closely together. these “bombs” never went through the USPS, they were delivered by hand. To have so many delivered within such a short time frame takes some coordination - not much - but a group of people.
Secondly, the “bombs” were designed to look like tv prop bombs, something that NPCs would see on CNN and immediately mentally identify as scary.
Anyone who takes them seriously is a shill or a retard. And of course politicians have to respond that they condemn the action of sending whatever, because that’s the protocol.

Number 3, they need a new scandal now that kavanaugh has been elected

number 3 would have killed people.
seeing how ridiculous and non-lethal it is i would favor number 5. number 4 is funny but don't see Trump taking such risks with nothing to gain.

Number 3 makes the most sense.

>prop bombs

Too kind user, these are cartoon bombs
They werent even trying, which is the hallmark of the highly educated and totally competent left.

cool clock ahmed

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if they've come to use fake bombs, they really are desperate and not even funded properly, which means no more deep state backing.

Good thoughts. I think we can all agree that whoever is behind this is a massive faggot.

I'm betting number five, but at this pint it doesn't matter.

The narrative has already been written. When it comes time, this is what we'll see:

It will be a group of antifas with a martyr complex false flagging, like the incident where germany dressed up POW's as german soldiers and shot them near a radio tower so they could claim a casus belli. Regardless if this is 3 or 5, its still only benefits the dems at this point. They'll spin it like the right wing did that faggot arab who shot up the gay night club, but at least that homo broke a killstreak.

Following CUI BONO, I think it's number 4 and I am not kidding, because Trump will profit here.

The bombs are such obvious fakes, they are supposed to be suspected as fakes by a lot of people - even those who are anti-Trumpers. The maker of the bombs wanted everyone to know they are fakes. That explains the stupid clock, sticker, wiring, stamps, etc.

Despite that, the Leftists reaction will be the usual kneejerk and blame it all on Trump. (happened already). The investigation will officially show that they are clearly a fake, you can already see it in the photograph released. Of course then the advantage of narrative will shift to Trump who can say that some lefty has staged a fake attack to gain sympathy points (happened already, Trump preempted this). The left will never concede and grasp this single opportunity to paint themselves as victims and dig in further. Their position is ridiculous and will undermine their credibility even further after the Kavanaugh fiasco (for them).

I think they won't find the sender.

Plus they were non-functional, why risk prison time for fake bombs, you would still do as lot of time

They need a new scandal now that they have a massive scandal?

NUMBER 4 ITS OBVIOUS

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Alls I have is cnn tier articles. Any verifiable reports on what the components in the packages were?

The DNC was on the brink of bankruptcy a few months ago, they're running on fucking fumes at this point.

Number 3 with extra dip

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Number 3 to get the caravan off the front page and replace it will something sympathetic for the Dems

i read yesterday the DNC is currently sitting on a little over $900k, meanwhile the RNC is a little over $41 million.