Help me out lads

Some leaf thinks this is funny we need to correct it

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Lived in Canada for many years, and I’ll tell you.... those fucking geese mean business. Do not even think about approaching them up close, because they WILL start honking, flapping their wings around and run directly at you. I saw a girl get absolutely rekt by one of those geese once

I don't know, even at their worst they look pretty tame

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Maybe I’ve just been around particularly inflamed geese. Or maybe they were pissed at us for proudly wearing the remains of their brothers

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Canucks do think they are clever. But Canada is a 3rd world country

Since when does anyone care what Canada thinks. Canadian geese are overpopulated, migratory, and shit on everything everywhere they go.
Sound familiar?

>Since when does anyone care what Canada thinks
you seem to care, a lot. It's like you are in love with us or something. Why don't you just marry us? FAG.

yah, they should be called American geese instead

Nah they are pussies compared to swans

>Canadian Geese are literally democrats

You keep swans out of this faggot!

This thing will eat your fucking head.

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yes. leafs need to be "corrected"

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Fucking aced m8!

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I raise geese that can weigh up to 15 kg/ 33 pounds

Geese are pussies if you stand your ground.
Grabbing them by the neck works just fine.

That needs a USA flag on the eagle and Canadian flag over the goose

can't you just poke it eyes out

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this.

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Most people with an iq over 70 get the joke without the need for flashy labels like a ben garrison cartoon. Fucking dumb ape Americans always need every joke thoroughly explained to them.

They have some nasty bites and their wings are able to break bones.

You believe that IQ is a thing, lol

Who the fuck cares what bird we have? Franklin wanted it to be a fucking turkey. They're arbitrary and only one of them is recognizable instantly as being a mascot for a country to most people who view it.

Why do you hate our bird user?

When geese come to texas they run from humans.

And you're telling me in Canada they fight back?

Sounds like they aren't afraid of Canadian pussies.

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this, gettin real sick of this shit

You've never hunted geese I take it... you are a human with opposable thumbs. If you weren't such a wuss puss, you would grab the goose by its stupid neck and twist the mother fucker like you are wringing out a towel, snapping it. You would then lay it out on the ground face up... stand on the wings where they meet the body and pull on the back legs slowly but firmly until the entire breast is completely detached from the rest of the body. There, you are no longer a pussy.

I think you’re mistaking tgecUSA for your pathetic PM

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