Holy shit guys, I just got this in the mail be fucking careful!
Any other anons recieved mysterious packages?
Guys be careful
Alexander Hughes
Zachary Jenkins
HOLY SHIT user, WE CANT LET THE DRUMPF SUPPORTERS WIN, THEY ARE KONSTERS
Logan Stewart
NOT THE BUNCHA CRUNCH
didn't even know they still made it. Was a favorite back during Blockbuster's final years
Sebastian Lee
>buncha crunch
where the FUCK did you get that
Dominic Miller
Kek
Levi Morales
Its a pretty great candy. When I goto the cinema jew I stuff them in my pockets because they are only a dollar at the Dollar Store
Josiah Moore
Dollar Store sells it
Lincoln Harris
Is the Dollar Store the American version of Pound Land?
Jack Miller
Fake and gay, no ahmed clock.
William Rodriguez
Its a store that sells food and other stuff for cheap but like half the size of a grocery store and mainly people go for cleaning supplies or random household items like light bulbs or garbage bags.
Henry Ramirez
you have to cut the black wire
Xavier Reed
Anyone from Jow Forums or Jow Forums here, that can disarm this?
Chase Kelly
I got this yesterday lads, it didn’t blow up yet but it keeps ticking. What do?
Daniel Rogers
is that a cockring?
Robert Gonzalez
What sort of device is this? I'm afraid canons.
Benjamin Collins
Fuck fuck fuck! I think they're angry t-swift isn't ((theirgirl))!! They want revenge! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Eli Lewis
>mfw that's a tiny cockring
Leo Gonzalez
>template
Ayden Ramirez
Holy shit got this today guise.
I'm certain it is orange man's posse
Justin Morris
A PIPE BOMB JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
John Phillips
*anons
Fuck you spellchecker
Oh and here's the device.
Jonathan Thompson
>grug make fake boom boom rock
>grug send out boom boom rock to orange man tribe's enemies
>orange man look bad
>grug get many rock from donkey and longnose tribe
Robert Miller
So, I just got done fucking my wife and nutting in her eager and wet cunt. I was going to shitpost for a minute while I enjoyed my post coital cigarette and brandy but, alas, here she is again. As I type this she's standing in the doorway, naked, except for a look of ferocity, staring at me with her piercing green eyes. In 30 minutes I only made her come four times. She knows I can do better. Frankly, so do I. Looks like another 45 minutes of pussy and opium is on the menu, boys. After I make her come another 4-5 times or so, I'll probably have a double mojito, too.
Anyway, a Butterfinger just ruptured my water tank. It's happening.
Grayson Kelly
you and your deplorable buddies will be gangraped by niggers in jail soon
Jonathan Reyes
Just came in guys, how do I defuse it?
Alexander King
I got this, what do?
Jose Stewart
This came in today.
Jeremiah Cox
> so I just got done nutting in my JIDF sergeant. turns out, I'll reap the benefits of bending over for him when my children's children's children jew slaves receive the israeli benefits we've been promised. Since I'm letting a black man slam my wife occasionally and writing his stories from first person view, JIDF will give me 1 silver shekels per post. after 100,000 slammings, I should be able to afford small housing unit in new york suburbs. Orange man bad.
Sebastian Flores
I don't know what's better, the kaboom cleaner or the sand clock
Eli Kelly
The Russian again meddling with USA election, drumpppffff
Zachary Edwards
holy shit
Joseph Sanders
Evan Reed
More russian ordinance
Nicholas Sanchez
fuck off stoner
Landon Fisher
>triggered
Bentley Myers
these magabombers are a menace to our democracy
Aaron Butler
Lol it's funny because you're insane.
Henry Watson
Looks just like those Hollywood bomb props going around in the mail. Fckn Attention Seekers
Bentley Phillips
>Lol it's funny because it's true.
Daniel Lee
I'm literally shaking guys
Jose Scott
Keep telling yourself that, Cletus.
Jonathan Morgan
The Lolita Express just flew over my house
Gavin Cruz
Why am I hearing ebony helicopters
Jordan Fisher
Shit, OP. I got one too also checked
Joshua Hughes
this came yesterday #literallyshaking
Jayden Powell
One was sent to me as well :O
#litterallyshaking too much to call police
Justin Long
This could be a thing. Meme a bunch of homemade looking IEDs amd say Soros sent em
Nicholas Sullivan
Back 2 reddit
Austin Martin
TRUMP ISSUED HOLY HAND GRENADES
TAKE THIS SATANISTS
Christopher Wright
Is that your Saturn?
Isaiah Reed
This is scary
Mason Phillips
>shit hes winning. oh i know a fool proof method that works, social shaming attack! no one likes rednecks, ill call him that!! wow hes going to be so rekt after this genius insult
you are projecting so hard. i bet you are an incel
Ryder Davis
>responds almost an hour later
Rent free, babygirl.
Lincoln White
you pay rent by the hour? it took you 8 whole minutes to think of THAT "comeback"? wow lol, you must be a liberal for real and not trolling. i feel bad for you
William Ross
You're prettier when you smile, sugar tits.
Ian Long
Just received this In the mail.
Literally shaking right now.
Robert Jones
Report to atf
Ethan Mitchell
guys I think they got in my house....
Tyler Long
so far you call random anonymous people redneck, and now calling me a women as your insults. guessing you are a redneck women based on how projection works. tits or GTFO
Lucas Morales
>women
Redneck education, everyone. I bet you a sexy mouth, though ;-P
Grayson Ortiz
i said tits or gtfo. your only worth is your body, disgusting roastie
Evan Torres
Fuck you nazis i just got this delivered. Im shaking now, fuck trump
Blake Jones
Kek
Oliver Perry
Nice clock, but fuck you for pretending it's a bomb. It's literally 2018
William Cox
Brayden Bailey
omfg
Thomas Collins
Russian creams are the best. Then sweet aromatic.
Christian Kelly
Those vile Nazi Drumpf supporters sent me this. What do I do? Should I cut the red or black wire?
Justin Howard
Why are you here when you should be tweeting these pics with #MAGAbomber
Easton Thompson
this is looks serious. Don't open it. You get explosive diarrhea.
Carson Morales
my uncle works at Nintendo and can confirm. This is a real bomb.
Connor Roberts
Nag champa, qaulity brow
Nathaniel Ortiz
oh shit, it's the old toilet bomb trick.
Parker Long
Bentley Ortiz
Jeremiah Allen
fucking kek
Carter Evans
Lmao nice, best one
Isaiah Rogers
I have this water bottle
Thomas Wilson
hah
Ryder Price
>sand clock
Alexander Parker
Tyler Brown
omg guys
Evan Torres
fuck you user, well done
Dylan Morales
>sippy cup
>Trump watch
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
Angel Garcia
FUCK YOU DRUMPF
Connor Rodriguez
OMG like I’m literally shaking
Jayden Stewart
>90
STOP TRIVILIAZING BOMB THREATS, THIS IS NOT OKAY YOU ARE SUCH SOCIOPATHS!!! ORANGE MAN BAD, REEEEEEE!!!!
Easton Ramirez
I work at the CNN department at the BBC, a brexiter just left this at the door. Wtf do i do?
Gabriel Allen
I go for the birthday supplies. Wrapping paper and shit.
Cameron Rogers
Kek
Angel Russell
I’m scared guys
Colton Gray
A person spent time to make this shit-tier thing and photograph it....
CRINGE
Cameron Price
>
Ayden Taylor
It probably took 15 seconds.
Michael Bennett
Austin Ward
add a dildo
Julian Walker
Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.
Kayden Sanchez
it was supposed to be shit tier you fucking faggot
Kevin Perry
Look at the picture again and ask yourself... has the person who made this ever seen a real pussy?
The answer is no.
Most pathetic post ever.
Jackson Robinson
IT'S ABOUT TO BLOW!!