I'am scared. I'am shaking. The authorities have been notified
This just came in the mail
Ayden Clark
Aaron Flores
NIGGAS IFFY UH
John Long
paper cut shrapnel
devious motherfucker
Owen Gray
There is only one UN Flag user, and you are not him.
Begone, imposter!
Ryder Ramirez
no markings either. could be part of the same deluge desu
Hudson Bennett
That's just a usb cable wrapped around a roll of paper towels with a shoelace on top.
Nolan Evans
Im unnerved and deeply disturbed that theyd even target people beyond the US borders
Juan Powell
Welp we found Jeb! everyone.
Isaiah Powell
>JA
>Zarte Haferflucken
>iPhone Kopfhörer
Bist du schwul, oder was?
Julian Young
I'm literally shaking
Jace Evans
I just found this mini-bomb in my kitchen!
What do I do! I think it has bees in it!
Angel Gray
pic related is something I saw on the ground the other day, walking in the park
LITERALLY SHAKING
Dylan Cruz
no one likes niggers, not even other niggers. thats why they kill each other so much
Jaxson Gomez
no, its a bomb
source: CNN
Noah Gray
>LITERALLY SHAKING GUIZE
Ryan Parker
I hope thats not Brawny brand paper towels. That shit is dangerous.
Ian Rogers
oh mein gott
Mason Jones
I just got this. Should i be worried?
Christopher Jenkins
If your first instinct is to scream "False Flag" then you're deranged.
#BelieveVictims
Wyatt Ortiz
>trying to normalize bombs
good false flag, you lefty faggots. the day of the rope looms large for you.
Ryder Brown
lol wut
Jonathan Thomas
Your country legalized weed too?
Leo James
this is serious... ok just do what i tell you im a professional trust me. stick it in your ass. all the way in your ass. then go to the hospital and tell them your a faggot
Anthony Clark
trying to make jokes about these bombs is a lefty false flag. it is normalizing sending bombs to people you don't like. you watch, this will become the next thing people will do.
this board is riddled with commie faggots .
Easton Nelson
just remember to use lots of lubrication and you should be fine.
Justin James
>it is normalizing sending bombs to people you don't like
That or we're making fun of a desperate attempt to paint republicans as insane uni-bombers.
Ian Martinez
>it is normalizing sending bombs to people you don't like
The fact that you're so lacking in a sense of humor is one of the biggest reasons why the left can't meme.
Your fake bombs got found out.
Now you suffer ridicule.
Its only natural.
Logan Bennett
Oh, and addendum: If this actually did "normalize sending bombs to people you don't like", then that would just be one more step towards the left starting a civil war that they can't win.
That's also ultimately good for us.
Jonathan Reed
It's glass, I can insert it without lube
Grayson Moore
THERE'S A HOUSE OVER MY PAPER THOT BOMB! BRB!