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Who could have predicted that when they said "a British Weinstein", they meant an actual literal Jew?

Fook 'ff

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lads does drinking chai tea make me a poofter?

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The Smiths are /ourband/

Gonna blast this in the front room now

Thanks lad

>kill invasive pest, saving the Scottish taxpayer thousands of pounds that would have had to have been spent conducting a cull
Scots chimp out
>Pakis and kikes daily slit the throats of hundreds of live animals, putting them trough a torturous death, for no other reason than Kike Sky God demands it
Scots sleep

I really, really fucking hate Scotland. I love the rugged landscape, but I hate having to live with these fucking wannabe Swedes.

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>brother has a paki friend
>want them to stop hanging out
>drew a picture of him being molested by pakis in crayon
>left in his room
>parents knew it was me somehow
>now mad as fuck

how do I stop this paki friendship

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Finally got a promotion today, more than doubled my salary

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na
you're thinking of thai tea

stay well away from that stuff

I've got one of these and I want to put it on full whack but I haven't had the opportunity.

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She is hot, who is that?

fukin infidel

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>>parents knew it was me somehow
>somehow

How it is like?
Vox’s are good amps laa

getting fucked up on lemsip tonight lads

crazy polish man is about to blow up EU parliament :0

>listening to the remastered version

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Fuck off. This looks EXACTLY like something a kid would draw. has phallic symbols, the right colour scheme etc. even threw in a paki flag in green and red with the flag drawn wrong

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More my speed

Let's remember the good times!
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cheers lad

It's the best amp I have ever owned, although I have previously had a Laney and a Stagg. It's got a tube in it, but it's mostly solid state.

>BREXIT LIVE: Pound plummets to SEVEN-WEEK LOW - Brits warned no-deal becoming more LIKELY
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>Cristiano Ronaldo rape allegation: Juventus president standing by superstar amid claims
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>Brexit will cost young people up to £108,000 each
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> Southampton student union president vows to tear down WWI mural
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>Inside Rio’s Cracolandia – amid Brazil’s dramatic political shift
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>Lord Sugar: Johnson and Gove should be in prison for Brexit referendum lies
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>Young people to lose up to £108,000 in earnings if there is a no-deal Brexit, new research warns
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Enjoy income tax

But let's be honest here user, it isn't the first time that you've done something like this, is it?

Very nice.
And have your got the fender yet? Or did you buy it before hand?

this cunt needs his ass bootin

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No, I need this job first really, I have the money though.

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only if you drink it with your little finger poking out

Anyone have the goalposting picture of the Norf FC lads in a pith helmet in Africa?

Understandable user, understandable.

?

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whip out a bit of the old calpol as well kid, gets me high that y'know. 2x if you take it with liquid ibuprofen

Don't be such a cunt . If some fucking Arab or nigger came over here shooting our wildlife you would hit the roof .

Just because it's some yank thot you give her a pass.

The only decent thing this shitty country has left is what's left of its wildlife

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yes! yes!

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should have redpilled your mum first

Why not do it now?

I heard it was good for dodgy esophagus', is this true?

Get angry

It's 120 watts.

I want to do it in a warehouse or something.

That's it! Thanks, lad.

good for many things yeah, relieves fever, soothes pain, calms you down

I remember you cal/pol/ user, you mad twat

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Rart.

wtf, I haven't been on brit/pol/ for months tho

Evening lads. I hope you have all signed the petition against for the cunt in Southampton.

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‘Ate shaving me pits
‘Ate personal hygiene
‘Ate men
‘Ate working
‘Ate the middle class
‘Ate white families
‘Ate rape culture
‘Ate me dad

Love being unattractive
Love smelling of b.o
Love me art teacher
Love socialism
Love being in debt
Love Muslim families
Love Corbyn

Miss me dad

Simple as

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i am couch ridden lad, i cant go outside with such a severe case of the sniffles

You missed out black cock.

>'Ate men
>'Ate me dad
>Miss me dad

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'ate the working class as well

red dead 2 is out tomorrow lads, my nuts are gonna be quaking when i fire that bad boy up.

>Literally knows nothing about wildlife conservation
>Thinks population management is the next holocaust.

aww those poor little creatures. Who will protect them unless user does?

chicken soup, tomato soup, plenty of OJ, water n sleep, that's what you need kid. multivitamins too.

Sounds like mischief

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the fucking nostalgia
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Who else /suicidal/ here?

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>video games

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Kek. People are spreading my picture already. Btw, does anyone else think that picture looks a lot like Maisie Williams? I think it is because of how far apart the eyes are.

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what's the matter lad?

gaymes

Not me.

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shut the fuck up faggot

lmao

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It does actually, feminists love her funny enough.

shit's fucked

how ya holdin up there big guy?

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>'Ate me girlfriends' pussy out whoilest you's wad'nt lookin'
>When 'r we gettin' mahhrrrrried?

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>image boards

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wouldn't say I'm suicidal but I often contemplate the pros n cons of suicide n desu I think the cons outweight the pros. like the only pro is escaping the daily existential crisis that is life and the cons are infinite like the infinite amount of vidya I'll never be able to play if I'm dead.

Do you have the pic of the sloot trying to tempt Christ?

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If you're gonna do it do it in style!!!

found a rat in me pot noodle

what ya gonna do about it @tesco

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Currently laughing at you I am

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She's kind of shaggable, I won't lie. Sometimes she looks attractive in a weird sort of way, other times she just looks too weird and it's offputting.

Keeping busy, best not to dwell on my thoughts too much.

well i made a tasty hamburger with some gloriously smelly stilton and a fried onion, im sure itll do wonders.
no soup or anything else in just now and i refuse to leave this house until at least mid day tomorrow

Start buying guns.

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nice lad. if you lived near scumcorn I'd have you make me one.

Fair enough. These days my thoughts are unrelentingly suicidal, they come in waves, consistently, throughout the day. Weed helps a lot. I have stomach problems too though which I have to live with, otherwise I'd probably think the same as you

>inb4 do it faggot

Who’s got the wojak of deanos gf?

>posts illegal meme about buying guns without loicense x2

you're fucked now m8.

Why do people eat a bullet when they can go for a last hunt in the ghetto or at UN hq?

sorry pedro i still have some heart left in me, i wouldnt pass this aids onto anyone

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Nah! There's plenty to be had online already. Seek and you shall see. Here's something Brits might like.

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you need to find some kind of purpose. I have health issues both physical and mental. for example just in the last year I had to have major surgery to have 14 teeth out and my jaw drained because I had a mega infection. (not even a tramp, not even bad hygiene, just had fucked roots for other reasons). you can't let that shit get you down tho. gotta see the lessons in it and figure out how to pass those lessons on to others and that's a good start when it comes to purpose.

if I died tomorrow I'd die happy knowing I'd impacted at least one person's life positively and they appreciated it. if that was the case, which it's not yet kek.

most suicidal men IMO are actually really decent dudes who just don't know how to be well adjusted to this fucked up world and refuse to conform to it. so I think they'd rather off themselves than harm anyone else. even those who do harm others before eventually offing themselves I think feel guilty for it and that's partly why they bail out.

make sure you dose up tomorrow kid.

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Do you mean this one?

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>David Attenborough will die soon

Starting to wonder if my only remaining friend has offed himself or is just sick of me desu. Could go either way.

Brilliant, thanks.

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MODS MOVE THIS THREAD TO BANT

>tfw you have to wait for the next thread to goalpost about her

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Why do we never talk about politics

lol

youtu.be/O7dovmaizeQ

Everything is politics desu. Didn't you see that Blair era advert?