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>WHO IS JAIR BOLSONARO?
Intro twitter.com/RealVinceJames/status/1054236858291376128
On prisoners' rights twitter.com/PeterCozy/status/1050774090808741888
On thot patrol twitter.com/RealVinceJames/status/1050042805551128576

>2nd round polls: BOLSONARO 59% X HADDAD 41% (Datafolha)
Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off will happen in October 28th.

>BACKGROUND

Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.

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How do we solve this, /hue/?

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first for lula livre

Reminder.

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not a problem user, we first start by electing Bolsonaro, then we

free market MOTHERFUCKER

quick reminder that if you're voting for PT, you literally supporting criminals.

Lula is in Jail already, Haddad is on his way to Jail and their consultant, Franklin Martins is a known kidnapper that abducted the American Ambassador to Brazil in 1969.

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Resident Evil 5

Yeah, they're cancerous, but their normie followers would sure help beat the 20k mark.

When does the Folha poll come out?

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I don't think anyone here would vote 13, user

19 or 21 can't recall

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>#41 trending
How can people stand to watch this dude?

>And how would we do that?
We can start by canceling Globo's TV concessão.

Pay debts.
Grow GDP.

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WE WHAT?????

Also, attract investment.

We solve it with tanks! and also with cutting money to the roads, who needs roads ?

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>>>double chan/brasil/

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Checked
>HIV ALADEEN hue

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Keep the good work anons.
The Holly Constable, direct ancestor of D. Pedro II in the XIV century and progenitor of the House of Braganza, slayer of Castillans, the nightmare of unpious commands you to!

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cheap ass pepe

on his first day being president, bolsonaro do this

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What will be the PT silver bullet for tomorrow? Will they accuse Bolsonaro of rape or pedophilia?

fuck those hystericals
i want motherfucker to win so bad just to end up being a nice presdent and those screechers be forced to apologize. Just fucking that.

There is something Brazil lacks more in infrastructure than trains? Man, i just want a metro in my city. I hate traffic. I cannot understand the fetish the middle class has about cars and traffic everyday.

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Reforma da Previdência

they've burned the sexual memes on Doria already, it won't work again
>pedophilia
yeah, maybe they can photoshop something with Laurinha and say that's why he is so emotional about her in the tv ads

how do you feel about the influx of Brazilians these past PT years daddy Portugal
That's why I said it's hard, but long term you have no other solution than convincing everyone that favelas aren't glamorous.
I think the idea of militarizing schools can help with that, biggest reason why favelados are favelados and not just poor is cause no strong authority in the home leads to social chaos and "dono do morro is so cool PM are motherfuckers"

they risk losing 80-20 if they do that though

Maybe they'll stage a Charlotesville-tier false flag at my uni's event tonight. I'll stay alert and inform you of any suspicious happenings.

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dude, dont give them ideas

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>is there something Brazil lacks more in infrastructure than trains?
education

There's a silver bullet which they can use but it looks like they haven't realised it yet.

Just show Bolsonaro's lazy push ups video on repeat for 5 minutes

Vamos BOLSONARO!!!
CARALHO!!!

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Mom still voting 13 even tho she knows about the 14 million unemployes, 60 thousand murders, 50 thousand rapes, corruption etc etc because Bolsonaro will take away all of her rights if he wins. If I didnt lived here I would vote 13 just to have this place burn already

Going to remind you that this will be the most conservative congress of the last three decades.

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lets deepfake haddad face in all the women of that video and then deepfake bolso face in the pseudo doria body. this video will be so absurd people will bug out and the election will have to go back to first turn. then amoedo can win.

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I don't know I'm not Blog do Noblat

>all of her rights
Which ones? Have you asked her?

hide her documents

3 days left
Salute!

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any idea we can come up with, they can make it 10x worse on their own
gommies treat people like playthings, like property.
you know the stuff you think "nah, that's too extreme"? they'll do it. wait until Jean Wyllys is named Minister of Education.

From what I've seen it's gotten better.
The Brazilians coming here nowadays seem to be well of ones.

10 years ago was the worst when Brazilian gangs were here doing all the shit you can imagine.
A few even had to be shot live on tv.

I fear commie zilians may come here if Bolsonaro wins, but surely, they will be so misstreated, probably, that they'll run back to Brazil most likely; and there are not so much opportunities here as there once were.

But what is really sickening is (((Brazilian Intellectuals))) in high positions in Portuguese institutions, mostly because of PT connections, I assume.

This sucks

Women and suffrage
Não combina

>all of her rights
Like?

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What rights? Is your mom a trans faggot disabled communist?

PINGO NOS IS LIVE

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Repeat that last "Lb+Vu2k0".
Come in "Lb+Vu2k0"!

DAMNIT!

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Espera até tu ter trens a disposição. Aí sim, nunca mais vai querer pegar aqueles onibus interurbano ou interestadual. Ninguém merece. Metro + trem e dá até vontade de sair de casa.

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>be brazilian
>be poor
>votes far-right

Não aguento mais viado ficar me mandando textinho no WhatsApp falando que tem que votar no PT pq se eu votar no Bolsonaro to assinando meu atestado de óbito!

I'm afraid we lost him. We'll forever remember those anons, who couldn't live until Bolsonaro's coronation. Amen.

Ah yes, the left's cancer spreads too easily, mainly because they are indoctrinated to infiltrate positions of power and slowly co-opt institutions from the inside
I think most commies will just run to Paris or Commiefornia while pretending to fear persecution and the DOI-CODI

The correct should be vote for the left side to remain poor?

shut up manuel

25 minutes for Datafalha's poll numbers.
BRACE YOURSELVES

this fag gets it

Were you wondering what would be the left's silver bullet against bolso? Wonder no more:

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>ÁUDIO DO DISCURSO EM QUE Bolsonaro defende deputado condenado a 103 anos por mandar matar deputada

>be yuropoor
>be yuropoor
>votes far-left

How's that been working out for you

Say that you made a deal to physically remove them in exchange for your life

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>be poor
>feel in obligation to vote for your master, otherwise you can't eat
the absolute state of the left
literally slave owners

Any federal university anons here? How do manage to get through all the bullshit your professors ""teach"" you? I cant take this shit anymore, every single class, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, one of my professors has to spend 30 or so minutes talking about how WE LITERALLY CANT LET HIM WIN.

What's our BR version of the "I'll move to Canada" leftist trope?
Uruguay?
Portugal?

oh shit !! quads but with a twist!

All her worker rights. I asked which ones she just says "all of them" because he hates the "poor". She says PT has her back I say "what do you mean? They stole from you, they brought the World Cup and Olympics here just to steal from you" but she just wont listen because if Bolsonaro had power he would just steal as well and not do anything for her

Bom mesmo é inflação até o cu fazer bico. Depois não sabe de onde vem a fama de burro.

Both Canada and Portugal.

Bolsonaro 56% of valid votes, calling it. Then it goes down to 54%, then 52%, then 51%, and then we hope the army actually moves in when the fraud happens.

how did it go?

Assim eu tô lendo tanta merda nesses últimos dias que eu tô torcendo pro Bolsonaro virar o novo Hitler, só pra ele matar esses caras (um conhecido em específico principalmente) e consequentemente eu ia morrer também mas pelo menos ia morrer feliz

canada and portugal

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You wish.

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Our teaching system at universities is so crappy, they don't mind if you spend the entire class hunched over your phone on Wifi.
And that's exactly what I do whenever I go to a lefty idiot's class.

Manoel, estão lhe chamando para uma tal de suruba.

Redpill them.

In what field does she work? Is she already retired?

Your mom is a brainwashed media sheep. You should force the redpill down her throat.

why does brazil have so many niggers?
jair bolsonaro looks based and white

>literally who

Fill me in if the MSM picks that up, and if they do, wew, how shocking, next he'll vote for Dilma's impeachment praising Coronel Ustra live on TV

Slavery duh

probably Canada now that weed has been legalized there

>R version of the "I'll move to Canada" lefti
Miami for the medium high class, portual to the high/rich. cuba to the total autists.

Way too much slavery and way too few laws against race mixing.

Não fazendo curso de humanas, simples

never forget

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Don't leftists always mock "coxinhas" for travelling to Miami?

She works in a Syndicate.

DORIA 52 X 48 FRANÇA

That explains a lot.

Just a reminder that those who voted for Amoedo have the same guilt as those who voted for Haddad.

Gonna be 61% valid votes, Andrade's total stays at 33(?)%.

Yeah, we should vote for the ones increasing the unemployment rates every year. That will surely solve the poverty problem.
Kill yourself, retarded commienigger eurocuck.

DATAFOLHA - Governadores

SP: Doria 52% x 48% França
RJ: Witzel 56% x 44% Paes
MG: Zema 68% x 32% Anastasia
DF: Ibaneis 74% x 26% Rollemberg

nada melhor do que ouvir aquele synthwave na volta pra casa de metrô.