>obese
>poor
>unemployed
>racist
>live with mom
>spend all day watching anime
>virgin
When did you realize that you are a walking Jow Forums stereotype?
Obese
Angel Johnson
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Jayden Sanders
I know, OP. I wish I had voted for Hillary. At least then I would be able to collect welfare and continue my NEET lifestyle.
Good thing the midterms are coming up. Maybe then I can help correct this mistake.
Thomas Cox
This user has the right idea. If we all vote Democrat in the midterms, we #impeach Trump continue living a carefree anime lifestyle in peace.
Dylan Anderson
>American intellectuals
Brandon Jenkins
>living a carefree anime lifestyle in peace
Unless you are an evil white male
Owen Gutierrez
-Eat a little bit healthier and consistently go work out. Lifting is easier than cardio, start with low weight hi reps and move up.
-Get a job and you'll be less poor, at least you can contribute
-Nothing wrong with that desu
-Live with your mom until you have enough monies to get an apartment or split rent with someone else
-Stop being a weeb
-When you have a job and a house sign up for Tinder and go smash some roastie poon
David Sanders
Remeber to vote, fellow anonymous posters! We can't let the Republicans take the Senate or the House! Our NEEtbux depend on it!
Easton Harris
Dude there's such a thing as post I.D. you fucking nigher shill
Christian Hernandez
You three, completely different people are right. We should have voted for Madam President instead of letting the memes go too far.
I hope to remedy this mistake by being part of the Blue Wave (TM) that will sweep Drumpf out of the White House.
Jack Anderson
you can fix these
Carson Mitchell
>obese
you fucking deserve it, make some weights and start lifting lardass and stop stuffing your face with food
>poor
can't be poor if you're still living with your parents
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>unemployed
>still lives with parents
age? once you get a job it will be a lot easier moving out so you just need to find an occupation 22-23 would be the ideal age
>racist
that's good
>virgin
that's also good, untainted by women and still has the highest lust for good 'ol baby making sex
>spends all day watching anime
stop watching gooks fucking each other and start lifting for God's sake, literally
Parker Perez
Antisemite!
Angel Jenkins
Many of these are choices. Start with that
> but it's too hard
You are miserable now, what the fuck do you have to lose? Really, do you have anything better to do with your time than trying to be happy?
Try this algorithm:
> be introspective, focus on the inside of your head, be in touch
> define your ideal person, someone you'd be thrilled to hang out with.
Try not to be a fucking shallow cunt on this one or you are doom to suffer. If you wanna be tall it's just not going to happen. Let that go.
> identify the distance between your present self and that ideal person
Be honest on this one.
> design a step-by-step plan
> drop the hate on yourself and others
Specially people you don't know, come on man.
> follow the plan
> examine yourself again
> repeat until you no longer hate yourself
It helps to read lots of philosophy. The more authors you read, the better. You'll know you are thinking for yourself the day a philosopher presents a question you have never thought of before, and disagree with their answer. Godspee
Parker Sanders
Just so you know, due to the post id system, everyone knows the same person made these four posts, each acting like a different person. Just how new are you?
Gavin Bailey
haha, this demoralization thread satire. Nice.
Elijah Wilson
add >not white and you have 95% of Jow Forums described there
Lincoln Walker
You described my life almost perfectly. Only difference is that I have my own apartment.
Asher Roberts
Although this user seems to misunderstand the world in a very, very deep way, he does raise a point. Do some lifting
Lincoln Miller
I am none of these things but I don't think I am better than my lost brethren whom seek to break the mundane with my assistance.
Nothing gives me greater joy than watch amazement from people who think life is pointless
Anthony Clark
top kek, hadn't noticed that. Bots get the fuck out REEEEEEEE
Julian Sanders
Something suspiciously Australian about this sequence.
Xavier Morales
>obese
>walking
pleb pls
William Barnes
What's it to ya?
Aaron Hill
tfw Jow Forums tricked me to fuck over 100 traps
Brody Nguyen
Prototype user, prototype.
Parker Bennett
Go be fat somewhere else
Joshua Moore
don't tell me what to do mossad
Bentley Ortiz
Lose weight and enlist in the military.
Cameron Foster
Oy gevalt, it's anudda shoah
Jeremiah Robinson
>>obese
No
>>poor
No
>>unemployed
No
>>racist
Yes thank you
>>live with mom
No
>>spend all day watching anime
No
>>virgin
No
Nathan Wilson
>In shape
>Rich
>Med school
>Racist+
>Live with both parents for social reasons
>Procure anime but am not obsessed
>Volcel purevirgin
Sucks to be you, faggot.
Jackson Cox
next you should fuck a bear trap