Oh shit guys

Well at least it won't take the US to starve them into surrender.

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we won? then politics of cucks made us pull out and let them take vietnam as a communist block.

Does that mean they've accepted and prepared for their defeat?

That's propaganda. The truth is that if the US went to war with Venezuela, it would turn into another afghanistan.

based Venezuela I for one welcome our new world leader

Nonononononono!

THE HUNGER FINALLY TOOK OVER
THEY'RE AFTER OUR BURGERS LADS

So, you ultimately lost then. Is that what you're trying to say?

Yikes

I hope so, we can come in and maybe fix the shitshow after we fucking curbstomo them

Uh-Oh, we're in trouble now.

Isn't Venezuela the socialist utopia with no food and everybody is fleeing? Wow I'm SO scared

Does this mean that they have lined their buttholes in order to prepare for Uncle Sam's throbbing jackboot?

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You could bomb them back to the stone age without ever setting foot there.

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Let's fire a couple dozen nukes off at them and see just how prepared they are.

>this cuck shit

YOU LOST

they would refer to it as "El Great Leap Forward"

They may as all ready be there, the standard of living isn't any better, at least not for the commoner

and? so is syria lol. russia and china arent stupid

suicide attempt?
also don't they have oil?

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It genuinely amazes me that Jow Forums is ignorant when it comes to Venezuela. I bet you guys genuinely believe it's a Communist country.

youtube.com/watch?v=8InJ40RimQA

we should sell them some guns for cash
they'll have to work for five years on the boat to bring us the money

we're not going to invade Venezuela, our oil production already dwarfs theirs

Only retards think we lost against Vietnam. The hippies back home forced us to pull out. You really think we couldn't send some aircraft carriers and a couple nukes to obliterate their whole country if we wanted to? Lmao

Have they seen immigration numbers? The invasion has already begun.

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Like Afghanistan? Hate to break it to you, but sometimes missiles don't work.

Im so afraid, what will we do?
Oh wait, we have the biggest military budget in the world and could level their country in a matter of minutes
Bring it discount spic bitches my body is ready

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>breitbart headlines
die in a fire jew

It's probably true though. Venezuela is very large, their military is well-armed, and their citizens would 180 from hating their government to rabidly defending supporting it with guerilla warfare. Not to mention our military is becoming increasingly fat, weak, and decadent despite massive spending. It wouldn't be pretty.

youtube.com/watch?v=08EWMRHyczU

you guys laugh but the united states lost soldiers in south america not long ago. the black american soldiers turned on the whites ones because they were given orders to only give food to the whites and when they tried to evacuate only the whites people died in route to the extraction zone

game on

who?

They've finally perfected the sopa de macaco MREs.

Their not, their socialist, which is just as bad

Okay.
Adios.

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Venezuela? Never heard of her.

umm no? there is war in afghanistan since 50 years or something, us just came late and """"saved"""" those savages from the """"bad"""" russians.

No, you couldn't because as you said yourself hippies rule you like dogs. Is there a simgle war you have ever won?

they're backed by china and russia.

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You mean into another Hiroshima

Lies they're all too busy chewing on coca leaves to do shit.

Lmao has to be fake
They outta food
Economy destroyed from socialism
Dumb Americans still want socialism lol
Euthanize them

>declare was on US
>get your shit pushed in
>get annexxed by US
>spics become US citizens
>spics in other shitholes pour into Freedomzuela for US citizenship
>wall BTFO'd
Tricky spics

We kicked your ass

Correction: American Oil companies dwarf there's.

Regardless, it's not about scale, it's about control of the market.

>would turn into another afghanistan.
so, it would go exactly as planned?

Meh, Bolsonaro will take care of it

>fully prepared
>fully
I suppose every nation is fully prepared for war with the US Military.
There is no such thing as “prepared” for war with the US Military

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Nope. Chuck Testa.

I doubt it

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>chinese sombrero

They have jungles...you should be worried.
Taking Carcass will be easy but the guerrilla forces will be your undoing.

The American military is the strongest in the world you retarded fag. The reason Vietnam went wrong is because the Democrats refused to authorize a full-scale invasion of North Vietnam to force the Vietkong to surrender, resulting in a never-ending guerilla war which Nixon attempted to fix with clandestine bombings of NV and other commie countries.

Afghanistan and Iraq sucked because our goal wasn't simply to knock them out of the war but to rebuild them into bases from which we could potentially invade Iran, similar to how Germany was rebuilt to serve as our forward base in a potential war against the USSR.

If the USA was simply at war to force surrenders we would bomb their cities to rubble and then demand a surrender and leave them all in poverty and desolation. The US doesn't do that because the US isn't the USSR or PRC or other dictatorial shithole.

What type of war are we talking about? Because we managed to take control of the world with very little difficulty

It genuinely amazes me that you think a lisping commie basedboi is an authoritative expert on the subject.

>stop sending aid
>they starve to death
>win without firing a single bullet

kek, saved. Truly the best country in north america
If you beat vietnam then I guess we beat you seeing as how we razed your capital to the ground and burnt your precious whitehouse

Hey, we lost against starving russians in the good old 40ies

There's not enough lube in he entire democratic party to prepare you for war with the US.

>USSR wasn't bad

Slav in Germany detected. Bet your parents told the authorities that you were 100% Volga German right? Same with all those slavs down in Israel. Why do Russians act like fucking niggers?

Dear old dad, arent you forgetting your little embarassment here to a lowly force

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taliban doesn't control afghanistan, so seems like they did in fact work.

Can't fight jungle people. can't fight desert tribe peoples...yet you want to take on jungle people again....

That's because of Bolsonaro.

Maduro must be getting enormously afraid. He might not even survive 2019, wew.

Be a shame if ebola-chan spontaneously decided to show up there

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hue monkey thinking is the same army from 1960 is still the same army in 2018

You honestly think the US is going to launch a nuke? Especially at a country that is being supported by Russia and China?

user, you need to stop playing Call of Duty.

What are they gonna do starve us to death?

Isn't America's Army full of spics? They're not going to shoot their cousins.

>Meanwhile, in the actual military barracks:
>"Jesus christ I'm so hungry..."

We were never meant to "win" that war. If we wanted to win we would have just nuked them. Use your brain faggot.

As long as we actually wage war, and not the bullshit weve been waging since the Cold War.

they also had more Chinese support than your population projections

>Wat

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Why would we get involved in their shithole? If they start some shit we just bomb all the infrastructure that they haven’t destroyed themselves and leave.

Do you even consider that Most europeans desperately hate The US

So Jow Forums is pro-Globalism now?

>nuclear wall to blast enemies to the stone age without ever leaving the safety of American borders

ww3 dog whistle ?

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>Can't fight jungle people

We wanted to stop the spread of Communism there, it worked

> can't fight desert tribe peoples

we wanted to take control of the region, it worked

fucking retard Bundazilians

We took 13 colonies from you...

>Start war with USA
>become POW
>go to POW camp
>get food
we see through your deception

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And now we own you, and the rest of the world.
Pyrrhic victory, limey twit.

>country that is being supported by Russia and China
They are NEITHER supported by Russia or China. You need to visit there sometime.

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Do you even consider that Americans honestly don't give a fuck about a continent of cowards, hypocrites, liars and retards who are the entire reason the world is fucked up since you morons spawned communism and colonialism and are the reason the Cold War happened? Kill yourself Austfag, your shitty country is the cause of both world wars. I wish the Italians had annexed you and made you into spaghettiniggers.

of course you are...I was in the military, I trained with americans in jungle warfare exercises on my turf.

You guys can't handle the hue bayou
>day one...Americans laughing that our top commando is a full blooded native.
>day 10, most of you dudes venereate the native for allowing them to not have bugs lay eggs in their ears with "voodoo plants medicine"

fucking hilarious