There is NOTHING better than having a German friend. They are the finest,the highest quality males you could possibly bond with of all the European Races.
>A German friend will regularly feed you delicious food >Many German men know how to wrestle from a young age,so they can teach you some hand to hand combat and wrestle with you >A German friend will never stab you on the back or betray you(it's in their moral code) >A friend's girlfriend for a German man is sacred,so they will always respect her(bros before hoes) >A German will teach you stoicism, bravery and a poetic melodramatic but beautiful way of looking at life >A German friend will teach you(if you want) all about very obscure pop culture and art >The Germans are masters engineers,so they will come up with 1000 ways for you to solve your problems,ideias since they are staunch supporters of the scientific method >A German friend will eat sandwiches with you >A German friend will drop philosophical quotes out of nowhere that will leave you thinking about life for months on end >A German friend will give his life to protect you >A German friend will never cease to give you company in times of need >A German friend is grateful for YOUR friendship and appreciates it with all his earth >The only way a German will stop being friends with you is if you completely stab them in the back,rape their blonde girlfriend or something absolutely horrible >A German friend is not afraid to get physical and give you his warmth has you lay in the couch feeling up his body watching TV in the winter (but Germans are masculine and this is all to bond) >A German friend will be high IQ,quick on his thinking and is proud of his pure race
So there is nothing better than Having a blonde German friend, everybody that has one is VERY lucky since they are the best ones around.
Geez, sounds like you really have a hard on for Germen men
Angel Jenkins
I wish I had a German friend... or any European friend... a white friend.
Colton Walker
No user,German man are not homosexual. They are simply beautiful pure creature's with a soul made of pure light and clean energy for you to enjoy that's all. However they are sensible people which means you cannot break their heart just like their some random guy,you have to treat them with love and nurture them because they are delicate sensitive bros.
Connor Morris
:?
Carter Russell
Deutschland Erwache!
Andrew Hernandez
>>A German friend will regularly feed you delicious food >German >delicious food
stupid brit, didn't you get fucked by germans enough? got a big gay for em or something eh?
Tyler Foster
идиoт yбeй ceбя...
fucking german fetishists GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Blake Stewart
>>A German friend is not afraid to get physical and give you his warmth has you lay in the couch feeling up his body watching TV in the winter (but Germans are masculine and this is all to bond)
It doesn't have to be German food, a real German friend will feed you sandwiches has you lay on the couvh watching cool flicks like nekromantik,Schramm e.t.c
Nathan Young
fuck some more dogs canacucks Btw nice change to memeflag faggot lol
Aaron Sullivan
> thinks I'm a commie
> doesn't realize that it's the closest thing i can get to my countries' flag
> idiot.jpg
Ian Allen
>tfw literal dogs are more german than actual germans now
German women are whores, sleep around A LOT and look like men
I know stop posting blonde bimbos, those women are models for a reason, they are the top tier women in German society, an anomaly. Normal German women are plain looking and hyper feminist man jawed idiots
Brandon Wood
"this ladies and gentlemen, is the result of when you spend too much time on Jow Forums"
the problem is that the older you are the worse it is for you faggot, especially when you're wasting your life in your "older" years. if you're calling me a kid and acting like that, I feel sorry for you. say hi to дoбpoчaн you autist
Brandon Lewis
> "hehe i got this perfect picture"
> storms off to reddit
> "HURDUR HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHAAA LOOOOOK AT THIS LOOOOSER"
do you have some kind of syndrome or something? is there a medical condition that causes your hand to twitch and copy my number twice? do you have autism by any chance?
I once had a german internet friend that was 4 years younger than me and he was so much more smarter than me it made me insecure so I called him a nazi and stopped being his friend.
Nicholas Cooper
GET OUT YOU FUCKING INDIAN GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCKING CURRY CUNT JUST FUCKING JUMP OFF A BRIDGE YOU OVERPOPULATING RAT REEEEEEEEEEE
Henry Bennett
Dont @ me with that disgusting flag on you fucking spic
that's what I thought faggot, hope this dumbass thread dies right here and now
John Howard
cuck
Jackson Morris
btfo
Dominic Ortiz
Wrong Germans are the whiniest moany people I have ever had the misfortune of dealing with. They are underhanded nasty and rude. On the one hand they decry fascism racism antisemitism etc, but on the other hand there is a deeply rooted passive aggressive superiority complex present. Even the die hard antifa lefties still feel it is they who are the saviors of the world, the ones who understand it best and that the world should conform to their ideals. They are also not particurlarly good looking, their culture is essentially extinct, their cuisine is garbage (outside of their bread baking, which is quite decent and I suppose their meat, yet that hardly is "cuisine") all their towns are different shades of beige/brown.
I really struggle to come up with a single nice thing to say about these people. And ironically none of my reasons have anything to do with their "horrible past".
Christian Reyes
German autism is either one's greatest ally or enemy.
Nathaniel Myers
False. They are boring robotic and authoritarian. They can usually handle bants which makes it all okay.
But they are nothing like a Australian friend
Aiden Edwards
Get a discord wtf lmao
Owen Robinson
I’d trade 1 German for 1000 (yous)
Owen Perez
This too is how I found out OP was a faggot german with a vpn.
Luis Howard
Чтo ты дeлaeшь здecь, peбeнoк?
Josiah Myers
>german men are not homosexual might want to take a trip to berlin buddy
Jose Morris
HAMBURGer
Nathan Hill
Don`t, it is not only a lib shithole (outside of its dens of (ultra)nationalism, it is also pretty dilapidated. Everything worth seeing was either bombed, shelled, or destroyed post war in an attempt to clean house.
Nathan Scott
Sad that the Axis did not win the war.
"A few days ago, came the message all over the world that Adolf Hiter, the German leader and chancellor had found his hero death of his command post in Berlin, during the historic struggle to prevent Bolshevik's destruction of his homeland and Europe. The hard fact that we face is that of the European continent's population of around 500 million people is 300 million under the rule of Moscow, and at least 100 million more are halfway ruled by communism. The communist ghost that Marx and Engels in 1847 emerged up in the Communist Manifesto is indeed in the year 1945 become a terrible reality." — Vidkun Quisling
