Be from Calgary

>be from Calgary
>go to Toronto for application
>meet up with girl, go on first date
>our parents were high school friends in China, telling me I should date her since we were children
>never met her in person until now, literally 10/10 looks like a kpop idol
>She owns an apartment in downtown Toronto, has a good job, new Audi
>I'm a NEET incel but also secretly a crypto millionaire
>she tells me I should move to Toronto

Wat do? All I know about Toronto are Jow Forums memes about it being a leftist multicultural shithole, the shootings, the gay parades etc.

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follow the pussy

Go post this on your goddamn blog.

fucking Chinada

neck yourself, slope

>Crypto Millonaire
Fuck that I'm your girlfriend now.

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>be from Calgary
Goldberg did nothing wrong

Don't tell her you have any money and leech off her as long as you can. Then when you're bored get another one. Repeat.

>our parents were high school friends in China,
>Wat do?
Go back to china you fucking dog eating chink

>get 10/10
>should i go for it Jow Forums?

It's shitty but you won't be there forever. This girl could help you make a meaningful life and future together. Take it.
Toronto does have some charming parts, pol just focuses on the bad

Go back to China.

>She owns an apartment in downtown Toronto, has a good job, new Audi
if this and also
>secretly a crypto millionaire
are true it means both are successful people, then no major problems
wait a few days and try living on her house and then she living on yours until you get 110% convinced to move

>Crypto millionaire

See that’s your problem. Playing with Monopoly money trying to date a 10/10… which is probably a 6.

Fuck on the balcony.
Also when she is at work have people over and get pissed and throw bottles off of the balcony.

Me too, let's form user's harem together

She doesn't know.

Toronto is a fucking shithole filled with faggots and AIDS command that pussy to slant her way over to Calgary, at least there you have a chance

Date the girl, move, and take the chance. You don't have anything to lose, and Calgary isn't going anywhere.

Don't tell her about the money. Ever.

We'll be you're girlfriends tonight user

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>I'm a NEET incel but also secretly a crypto millionaire
Lost.

Unexpectedly good post, for a leaf.

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Nice, bro. I wish I was you

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Your second problem is going to /pol seeking relationship advice. So you’ll be a NEET, unemployed and a temporary monopoly millionaire living in one of the most expensive cities on the planet.

Sure you could date her but it won’t be that long anyways. And given her looks as you describe she likely has a boyfriend anyways that she won’t tell you about.

>/pol
did you miss the JIDF breifing?

Is she a virgin? Or are you okay with a Kpop idol with a roast beef pussy and HPV?

Go back to China Ghenghis

No but I’m an actual millionaire with a steady income. A Jew too. Happy days

>All I know about Toronto are Jow Forums memes about it being a leftist multicultural shithole, the shootings, the gay parades etc.
Toronto fag here. It's not a meme, it's completely true.

It's a pretty disgusting city really. Very dirty, people all look dead inside. You'll hear a million different languages whenever out in public. People are rude and selfish. Huge portion of customer service employees barely speak English.

Canada confirmed Chinada

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You should move. I don't care where.
We want Muslims here, not Chinese. You're the wrong kind of minority.
There's no oil in China anyway, why are you here in the first place.

>a jew too
>and im a millionaire
sure thing buddy, and the "holocaust" also happened, right?

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Do it bro. That's super cute.

If you move here you will lose your soul.

I'll be you're girlfriend too
I love Jews now

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what a larp!

All you need to know about toronto is that we don't need anymore skeevy gooks running around here. Stay in your colony on the west coast and leave toronto to its own retardation.

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youre asking anonymous autists for life advice. you will fail no matter what you do.

how are you going to cash out your crypto? i dont get the concept of keeping large sums of money in crypto. you could literally lose it all tomorrow. how do you buy something significant like cars or houses with it and not get investigated for money laundering or pay taxes

>go to Toronto
Ernst Zundel did nothing wrong

I don’t believe 6 million people died but I do believe that an observable portion that didn’t emegrate to the US and Israel(Nathan Rothschild’s notes and Hitler’s original doctrine to exile us) did die during the war. I would estimate 1-2 million by realistic figures.

I’m a millionaire thanks to funding Trudeau, and you can thank Soros for setting him up.

Only if you convert.

Go back to Chinkland you disgusting yellow insect

Yeah go and stay gone.

T. Albertan.

I'll Convert if i get those 500 Shekels up front
Just tell me where i need to go but bring the 1000 Shekels
and Bam i'll be your pol user jew convert gf for 2000 shekels

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She's a nasty slanted eye. Stop talking her up. She will always be ugly. Unless she wears sunglasses forever and never opens her mouth. Except to suck obviously.

If I throw a nickel on the floor, would you try to grab it?

this game bores me żyd

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Oh well, at least you tried! I’m into fit girls with big asses anyways haha

I'm you're average poltard
give me them jew shekels

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Misato is best girl

go back to China, gook. Canada is for the whites.

I offered you a nickle and you refused. That’s more than I spend to get laid in real life lmao.

If you're moving, then to her it's for the intention of a long term relationship. This puts her on the upper hand in the relationship, and you as a beta cuck.

When you get there, you are jobless -- no income, therefore she hold the power of the purse.
>>Muh crypto
You have nothing until you cash out, and you are still a poor nigger.

Are you planning on moving in with her? If you barely know her, you need to put the time in first before you make that kind of decision bro...

Pussy is in the present, but living a relationship of clashing personality types is hell on Earth, and will ruin your life.

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the holocaust didn't happen

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ayy be my kike friend?

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>I’m a millionaire thanks to funding Trudeau
what kind of jewish trick investment vehicles made that work out?

So she's Chinese, looks Korean, and lives in Japan. And you're a crypto millionaire who's getting life advice on Jow Forums because you forgot it isn't your diary. Sage and report this stupid shit, they're sliding the Trump hotel shooting video.

cancerous larping faggot, hope all these (You)s were worth whoring yourself out