Im trying to find the picture of the russian teenager in the tile store but i cant find it. Anyways, discuss.
Inb4 gingers claim that firecritches are attractive.
Are russian/polish slavic males the best looking of all ethnicities?
Leo Morris
Bentley Perry
polish people are subhuman
Aaron Evans
swede boys are cute desu
Gavin Ortiz
I'm Polish and I'm ugly as shit
Brandon Ramirez
Yes
The slav man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his white skin. This white skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the freezing winters of eastern Europe, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The white skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The slav man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man.
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The slav penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the slav man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent slavic seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the slav man impregnates.
In total, the slav man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the slav man is the epitome of masculinity.
Nathan Sanders
I dated a slavic girl and one time her dad asked me to take his car to get washed and I saw magnum condoms hidden in the glovebox
Jack Phillips
Put him on estrogen and in a dress, he'll be a qt in no time.
Cooper Lee
Magnum condoms for his monster dong
Ian Fisher
Of course we're damn good looking at all ages. You need glasses or something? Nobody does barrel chested like a Slav.
Justin Collins
Did you jerk off while writing this
Kayden Torres
Females, yes, males, no
Blake Bell
kys
t. 6% polish
Lucas Taylor
He is stocking those condoms up for you, so you can get slav'ed
Adam Turner
Russians are manlets tho
Wyatt Bell
No but I will later girl btw.
Parker Thompson
Slavic women are the most beautiful women in the world. They're also complete anal whores.
Xavier Turner
only the ones that are part mongol are cute
Ayden Adams
>They're also complete anal whores
nice
Elijah Clark
This thread was a secret ploy to spam traps wasn’t OP
Gavin Ross
Magnums are literally the same size as your average Trojan, it's a fuckin' meme condom.
Jaxson Lopez
That kid obviously gargles ball bags.
Christopher Sanders
Heres a pic of a normal russian boy.
Notice the large forearms and muscle accumulation. This boy most likely doesnt lift weights, but due to his slavic genetics he has natural muscle aggregation on the arms.
Basically this boy is better than you.
Henry Perez
Plain slavic can be nice...but throw in some caucasian or jew (no more than half)...brother, we're doing fine.
Jackson Davis
so are you guys all gay or something?
Adrian Sanders
No they're not. That shit falls off my cock like a shopping bag.
Xavier Rivera
I most like that sweet cock
Chase Ward
t. slavic slaves
Benjamin Johnson
He looks transgender
Adam Hernandez
I'm a Russian guy who came to Australia 3 years ago. It's actually weird because a lot of the time girls here make the first move as soon as they hear my accent. In Russia girls never make the first move.
Adrian Rogers
aussie girls are the fucking worst tho so your win is a loss
Gavin Anderson
M8 UR ACSENT IS AMAYZEN M8 U WUNNA MUNCHHH AWNNA KAYNGAROONEY WITHU M8
M8 I WAYHHHNNA M8 WITH U M8
M8 MEET MAYH M8 M8 HIS NAMES M8 M8
Adam Anderson
Well I don't do casual sex anyway, so I have to awkwardly reject them. It's nice for the ego though
Xavier Gomez
Slavic women are more desired than slavic men.No offense Amerimutt.
Benjamin Perez
Hmm. My exp with aussie girls is that for every 10 american girls out of 100 that are hot, about 75 out of 100 aussie girls are hot. Its crazy how many hot aussie girls there are they all look like torah bright in one way or another
Joseph Green
back country nz is where all the 10/10's hide
make the "hot aussie girls" look like bush pigs
Jaxson Taylor
I believe it.
Jeremiah Davis
New game: show this to a friend and say “wouldnt you want these lips around your cock?” Then you reveal to them that they are gay.
Jordan Hall
Top kek
Ian Bell
I'ma slavic man and i have a slightly below average american penis
Liam Adams
Accidentally kept my old name from another board, i'm not the original poster of this thread
William Clark
>virgin natsoc spotted
no they aren't the same size faggot. i have to wear magnums because regular condoms are way too tight
Josiah Reed
I would let him do anything to me desu
Leo Williams
t. nigger
Justin Butler
It's true. When I went to the UK for a trip I fucked all their girls. My friends tell me that Dutch and German girls are easiest to fuck but the vast majority of them are ugly. European girls love Slavic cocks.
Eli Torres
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Carson Wood
Someone is tapping that ass.
Anthony King
Yep
Luis Bell
Kek. Leave it up to a Leaf to think up shit like this.