PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SPOOPY SEASON EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
magapill.com/
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

ARCHIVE LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Jobs Not Mobs
youtu.be/-kwPjrTsV4k
>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Beirut Barracks Attack Reception 10/25/18
youtu.be/lZe1YMXm1DM
>Pres Trump @HHSDep on Drug Prices 10/25/18
youtu.be/q8MIJKF6Ntk
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 10/25/18
c-span.org/video/?453612-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 10/25/18
youtu.be/kezInSxoMdE
>AG Sessions/DepAG Rosenstein host Natl Opioid Summit 10/25/18
c-span.org/video/?453575-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen on FoxNews 10/25/18
youtu.be/vv5O252or60
youtu.be/jpOFju_JCKo
>SBAVid: SBAAdmin McMahon Be Prepared for 24/7 work 10/25/18
youtu.be/LrCgR2eWBr0
>HHSSec Azar on PBS 10/25/18
youtu.be/EhKd6TWmVM8
>FedViceChair Clarida on Economy &Monetary Policy 10/25/18
c-span.org/video/?453581-1/
>WHVideo: A Year of Combatting Opioid Crisis 10/25/18
youtu.be/2yb4sJl_6vw
>StateDep Foreign Press Brief (Amb Brownback) 10/25/18
youtu.be/OHt1BV5Idxg
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Mosinee WI 10/24/18
youtu.be/axA6YKNFv5c
>Pres Trump departs DC 10/24/18
youtu.be/6PcdYRuZqhk
>Pres Trump signs anti-opioid package 10/24/18
youtu.be/mVjb9KoJAQ4
>AG Sessions/DepAG Rosenstein @JD Awards 10/24/18
c-span.org/video/?453551-1/
>GOPAd: Stop The Lefts Violent Attacks 10/19/18
youtu.be/Gy9kZ-eISIU
>TrumpWave: Civil Unrest 10/19/18
youtu.be/yL3Medusg_k

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g'night

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IT'S REAL AWOO/FREN/LEWD/NICEPOSTING HOURS! HOWL IF YOU UP! AWOOOOO

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first to awoo

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AWOO!

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TRUMP MAY IMPOSE TRAVEL/IMMIGRATION BAN ON ALL CENTEAL AMERICAN COUNTRIES IN RESPONSE TO CARAVAN!!!
>inb4 President Hawaiian Judge
>prepare for emergency SCOTUS case & Kavanaugh to save the day right before midterms
RED TSUNAMI ON APPROACH!!!

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sleep tight

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My tooth broke, what do?

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I'm more tired than Madonna's plumber with a mouthful of Mentos.

MAGA

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lol get rekt leaf

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AWOOOO!!!

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That's one of my favorite pictures of President Trump.

What is the story behind Canadian Thanksgiving?

MAKE WHITE BABIES

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Just got back from a concert. What did I miss

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1965 IMMIGRATION ACT REPEAL WHEN??

The AWOO is the epitome of dominance and sexuality

_Let's start by looking at the body. their body is large. Their domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. they are muscular, as a result of his high levels of awoosterone. This gives them the appearance of health and strength. they are then covered by their awoo fluff. This fluff reminds us of their ruggedness, a feature made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The fluff reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past...

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Always makes me laugh.

If you think that's going to stop the caravan, then you're delusional. All they have to do is walk up and claim asylum. By law, we'll be required to process them. This is just more fluff from the President.

I love the spoopy season!

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the falling pedals are kino

why is there no good brap anime?

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tomorrow is the real greatest adventure mfers, thats right I hope you changed your panties.

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It's a fucking miracle no one has taken a shot at one of the shit libs or their lap dogs in the media.
God knows they have been asking for it for almost 4 years now

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Reminder:
"Trump will never...
>run
>win New Hampshire
>release his financials
>breach 25%
>win SC
>breach 50%
>reach 1237
>be the nominee
>predict BREXIT
>unify the majority of the GOP
>beat Clinton in swing states
>reach 270
>bring back manufacturing jobs
>be POTUS
>gut Obamacare
>block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>stop immigration from the Middle East
>start the bidding process for the wall
>take action against sanctuary cities
>get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>deport illegal aliens
>deport DACA recipients
>get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>get his healthcare bill past the House
>get his full Cabinet in office
>abolish Common Core
>renegotiate our trade deals
>get two Supreme Court picks before the midterms
>force a whore to pay HIM for sex
>come out as a Nationalist
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You are here
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>repeal Obamacare
>get a healthcare bill past the Senate
>finish the wall
>appoint a third supreme court justice
>survive the 4 years
>win a second term
>abolish the IRS
>abolish the Fed
>appoint a 4th Supreme Court Justice
>repeal Birthright Citizenship
>reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>repeal the NFA
>MAGA
>MEGA
>be considered the greatest American president
>colonize Mars
>colonize the Milky Way
>deport the xeno scum
>build a space wall

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No

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Still waiting on tomboywave to sweep the nation

baozi are just shitty manapua
prove me wrong

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Bombs and more bombs!

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>deny them opportunity to seek asylum
>military can now treat them as invaders if they cross
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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THat's a weird-looking Momiji

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fuck off CIA

I know that sloped brow cave man skull anywhere.
That's Metallica's Bassist

awoo needs to brapp in our mouthwash maybe even a little chocolate

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Eventually they will come up with a name for all the bombs right?

Got you a present /ptg/...

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>Nor would they say why none of the packages had detonated, but they stressed they were still treating them as “live devices.”
>“As far as a hoax device, we’re not treating it that way,” said Police Commissioner James O’Neill.

SINCE WHEN IS LAW ENFORCEMENT EVER THIS VAGUE ABOUT WHETHER A BOMB IS REAL OR NOT

THEY USUALLY FUCKING OUTRIGHT SAY IT WITHIN 15 FUCKING MINUTES OF COLLECTING THE DEVICE

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I don't get this meme

Why are so-called Republicans such cucks?

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I wish tomboyism would be a trend.

Hillary Dildos

>gingers
Even the dog isn't buying that kid's white

You're not looking hard enough

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#magabomber

why is my browser telling me that 4chins is not a secure connection?

This dude needs to off himself

im here

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night

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i wanna belieb, tell me more pany-chan.

Yep

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>why is there no good brap anime?
Because you're not looking hard enough.

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>speaking for God
Good way to get yourself an incurable condition, have fun with that Kasich.

I think Baldwin is fatter than the real Drumpf

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Addiction to head-pats from leftoids and media faggots

stop using https://

you best start getting it

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Hmm, I wonder what's in it

I'm afraid to ask what's going on in that chinese cartoon

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1,400 illegals registered to vote in DETROIT
>Minnesota Somalis 2.0

Divine punishment for him would be like getting his jaw wired shut, right?

good night MY FRIENDS we can all masturbate to awoo some other time!

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Metallica is dadrock but hope you had a good time anyway.

what does that even mean
explain a fellow boomer

I enjoy a gook defining who is and isnt white.

>stop using https://

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bowel cancer for the hungry man

They often go with: could've taken half the city block out if detonated.
That kind of shit.
The ones examined have been found to be "unable to explode". Haven't examined all them yet. They're probably props too.

>what's going on
Butt fighting. The usual.

lads, i can’t wait for the bleach artbook in december. that and the midterms are what keep me going

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Its the only way to MAGA

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They have a part of Detroit called Mexican Town. There's billboards in Spanish for voting democrat there.

It's happening. We are all going to get tomboy gfs- but only if we keep pushing the meme. Women are a hologram- if they sense that tomboy behavior is in- they will ALL start to act that way. The real tomboys are going to be pissed because they were doing it before it was cool and they can't help it anyway.

Fixed from last thread due to lack of Awoos. Mildly disturbing but whatever...

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Being silenced by DiBlasio/Cuomo

>speaking for God
Good way to prove exactly what Christ said when he warned there would be plenty saying they came from him and did not

All sports have been eliminated except grills in one piece suits battling on floating platforms in giant pools. Using only their boobs and butts

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its jojo but with girls in swimsuits, and they fight with their butts

The dirty truth about /ptg/ anons:

They'd be okay with immigrants and refugees if they voted Republican.

That kid on the right has a raging clue

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putting two separate entry points for wires is illogical, using insulation that thick is illogical, using plastic is illogical.
drilling two large holes reduces pressure buildup inside of the bomb, this is what makes pressure cooker bombs so deadly.
The energy is released slowly if the explosion is in a weak casing using a metal canister with a single hole would allow for a far superior PSI. and ultimately what kills in these blasts is either traumatic brain injury or fragmentation, not damage to the cavities or some giant movie explosion.
The Unabomber proved these types of bombs are highly survivable and impractical.
using plastic is extremely stupid as plastic does not shatter or fragment well, especially not PVC. this would leave minimal fragmentation with two large chunks instead of a nice frag grenade esque pattern.
not only are these points valid, but the battery inside that clock is probably so crappy it couldn't effectively detonate a blasting cap
if whatever explosive that is theoretically inside of the pipe is sensitive enough to be set off by the tiny battery that powers the clock AFTER it's been run through that length of wire, no chance it survives the mail. None of that matters though since it only needs to look like a bomb to achieve its purpose.

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>Metallica
>dadrock

wut

Metallica is way too late to be dadrock.

>giving metallica money after Lars tried to kill music sharing

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>The AWOO is the epitome of dominance and sexuality
>awoo needs to brapp in our mouthwash maybe even a little chocolate
>good night MY FRIENDS we can all masturbate to awoo some other time!


>L...Look at me guys!
>I'm a REAL awooposter, I swear!
>I'm not trying to make you faggots look even more degenerate, I swear
>I'm one of you guys, see?

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I...

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If they were conservative race realists they wouldn't be leaving their homelands at all.

My ex-gf liked that series

The awoovement feel funny tonight, what did you frens do?

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Who/what are going to be for Halloween, /ptg/?

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*if they voted trump

>fucking hawaii meme

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its a funny show

The cat was on time.

MAGA

Nope, not in the zoomer gen.
Metallica is dadrock now.

Have you ever had one? You'll never eat baozi again, the dough is ass comparatively.

>Metallica
> In current year

Yikes

pherhaps...i'm shitposting??!? awoo ??? uwu

mayybe not

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I need some quick and easy ideas

>bleach artbook
Honestly, post-SS, the only saving grace WAS the art, and that went to shit towards the end of HM arc.
Hell, even halfway through SS, he stopped with the awesome backgrounds.

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and then user was the dads

>They'd be okay with immigrants and refugees if they voted Republican.
Wrong. I'm only okay with white European immigrants like the founders intended.

You missed the monthly AWOO off just now

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shot ropes like 15 times to anons posting awoos great stuff