/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EMERGENCY GYPSYBAKE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Jobs Not Mobs
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>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Beirut Barracks Attack Reception 10/25/18
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>Pres Trump @HHSDep on Drug Prices 10/25/18
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>PressSec Sarah outside WH 10/25/18
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>PressSec Sarah on F&F 10/25/18
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>AG Sessions/DepAG Rosenstein host Natl Opioid Summit 10/25/18
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>DHSSec Nielsen on FoxNews 10/25/18
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>SBAVid: SBAAdmin McMahon Be Prepared for 24/7 work 10/25/18
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>HHSSec Azar on PBS 10/25/18
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>FedViceChair Clarida on Economy &Monetary Policy 10/25/18
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>WHVideo: A Year of Combatting Opioid Crisis 10/25/18
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>StateDep Foreign Press Brief (Amb Brownback) 10/25/18
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Mosinee WI 10/24/18
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>Pres Trump departs DC 10/24/18
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>Pres Trump signs anti-opioid package 10/24/18
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>AG Sessions/DepAG Rosenstein @JD Awards 10/24/18
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>GOPAd: Stop The Lefts Violent Attacks 10/19/18
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>TrumpWave: Civil Unrest 10/19/18
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MAGA

No, no that's not the case at all
NC is not necessary to gain the House.
Neither in Nevada

CA is still looking terrible for GOP, as is NJ, as is PA, as is NY, as is the middle of the country. More than enough

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Reminder:
"Trump will never...
>run
>win New Hampshire
>release his financials
>breach 25%
>win SC
>breach 50%
>reach 1237
>be the nominee
>predict BREXIT
>unify the majority of the GOP
>beat Clinton in swing states
>reach 270
>bring back manufacturing jobs
>be POTUS
>gut Obamacare
>block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>stop immigration from the Middle East
>start the bidding process for the wall
>take action against sanctuary cities
>get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>deport illegal aliens
>deport DACA recipients
>get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>get his healthcare bill past the House
>get his full Cabinet in office
>abolish Common Core
>renegotiate our trade deals
>get two Supreme Court picks before the midterms
>force a whore to pay HIM for sex
>come out as a Nationalist
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You are here
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>repeal Obamacare
>get a healthcare bill past the Senate
>finish the wall
>appoint a third supreme court justice
>survive the 4 years
>win a second term
>abolish the IRS
>abolish the Fed
>appoint a 4th Supreme Court Justice
>repeal Birthright Citizenship
>reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>repeal the NFA
>MAGA
>MEGA
>be considered the greatest American president
>colonize Mars
>colonize the Milky Way
>deport the xeno scum
>build a space wall

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MAGA
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MAGA

>He thinks /ptg/ is organic, not bought and paid for by some trump owned pr agency

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Winning a single-digit House majority is not a wave, especially if it comes at the cost of 3 or more net Senate seats.

Also, from the FL front:
>EIP voting lead for Democrats shrank under 3000 today
>"le 31 mostly red counties" start early voting tomorrow
>partisan margin is currently 53K in favor of Rs
Any brave souls want to guess what it'll be after the first day of full reporting?

>inb4 independents turn out to really be as retarded as Siena and Quinnipiac's models think they'll be and it's all a moot point

GENERATIONS

>Real Boomers- "sonny I DESERVE the respect my father had for winning WWII even though we retreated from vietnam and are pussies"
>Gen X- "Lmao fart jokes"
>Millennials- "I'm not a real millennial I was born in 1986 and don't feel like it"
>Gen Z- "Millennials suck because media told me so, also if you date a girl younger than you you are literally hitler"

Do you understand that since your work has gone stale, no one gets demoralized by it? You're a running joke and people are used to you.
Just like the media

You know you fucked up world domination when an ex-soviet republic is calling anyone a nigger on the internet.

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Hi

already thinkin bout lunch

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Well, to be fair, even when it wasn't stale we still weren't demoralized by it.
Faggot tried his best, we should at least give him credit.

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Konnichiwa

Again? What is so special about that rock covered with sheep and penguins?

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>this shit will help Republicans

Ummm no sweetie. Blue wave, babycakes.

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Can you post that depressed wojak drinking coffee like old times?

stop

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Oil.

except, you know, america...

?

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>UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>k-k-kavanaugh will energize the dems guise!!!

maybe

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Just a bottomless appetite for corruption and contempt for democracy.

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hELLER is Fucker abANDON ship

Is Pewds a Chad?
>originally makes money playing games
>now makes whatever content he wants
>most subbed on YouTube
>engaged to a qt Italian

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>turnout is down a bit

Hearing people like Biden and Holder, who have been spammed on Fox News for weeks for suggesting violence against their opposition, try to pretend they care about unity and "bringing the country together" is rich. None of them seem to be apologizing for things they've said, and none seem to be disavowing anyone, but some have already blamed Trump.

But oil is everywhere now-a-days.

>why did nbc hire megyn kelly in the first place

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Hello.
youtube.com/watch?v=ykdChGEfqQE

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So voter suppression what you gonna go with if Republicans keep the house?

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WASHINGTON — The Trump administration is considering an executive action that could use travel-ban-like authority to block certain asylum seekers at the Mexican border, sources familiar with the discussions said Thursday.
> The proposal is not yet final and could be cast aside, said the sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the plan is in the formative stages.
> If President Trump approved such a plan, it would represent a dramatic escalation in border enforcement as a migrant caravan works its way north through Mexico.
> The administration is working rapidly to draft the possible executive action, which could effectively use the same legal authority that Trump invoked last year in imposing a ban against people from several mainly Muslim countries on traveling to the U.S., said a government source who has seen a working version of the plan and several sources who had it described to them.

> “The administration is considering a wide range of administrative, legal and legislative options to address the Democrat-created crisis of mass illegal immigration,” a White House official said on condition of anonymity. “No decisions have been made at this time. Nor will we forecast to smugglers or caravans what precise strategies will or will not be deployed.”

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She sucks good dick

Man, NBC must have thought they were getting a hot deal when they picked her up. You think they panicked when Fox dropped her like shit before her contract was over?

the way we've been seeing various people in various positions of power abuse that power out of pure butthurt over Trump, it wouldn't surprise me at all if some people in the post office intentionally destroy mail-in votes.

don't worry, those ballots will magically show up just when desantis pulls ahead on election day

who this?

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Once november 6th comes around, I'm gonna vote and go on a complete internet blakout for a few months, I want to let the results speak for themselves

They thought an Acela Republican having screentime would bring in center-right viewers to their network.

Turns out that the target audience Megyn Kelly appeals to is about 5 guys around a water cooler at Paul Ryan's SuperPAC and 3 of them prefer watching Juan Williams on FOX anyways.

Sally Yates

whoever she is, she's in desperate need of a face lift jesus christ

>complete internet blakout for a few months
You'll be back here within 48 hours

>your lawns
>your laundry
Why do they keep repeating this bullshit? I can do my own lawn and laundry. It's not worth the cost of their welfare.

That's a young Mika.

People like him don't "realize" anything. That's why they do what they do, their brains are dysfunctional.

They want their slaves.

I just started watching Man in the High Castle. Am I supposed to take this show seriously? The Nazis are like propaganda cartoon tier super villains. Its hilarious.

>guy talking with police officer
>white shit starts falling out of the sky and everything looks foggy
>"Hey whats that?"
>police officer responds "Oh thats the hospital."
>"The Hospital?"
>"Yeah, its Tuesday. They're burnin' the cripples and invalids."

Its like a southpark joke, put into a drama.

>we want our slave labor
Democrats yet again.

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The Falklands are rightful Canadian clay.

the left live in a bubble of privilege
they think everyone lives in a 5+ bedroom house with a huge yard, garden and pool, with nice fences to keep the homeless out. They cannot even begin to grasp the idea of having a tiny plot of land and cutting your own grass with a push mower.

President Donald Trump’s administration is releasing thousands of Central American families after briefly detaining them at the border, overwhelming nonprofits from El Paso to San Diego who are suddenly scrambling to find them temporary housing and transportation to their final destination.

> The "coordinated release" began earlier this month in Arizona, where nonprofits had to rent motel rooms to handle the influx
> This week, federal officials asked Annunciation House, an El Paso shelter, to take in 1,300 adults and children with even more expected next week.
> In San Diego, Pastor Bill Jenkins said his church was told to anticipate as many as 150 migrants a day, double its usual intake.

> The number of families coming here has steadily increased for months since the administration ended its controversial practice of family separation in June with a near-record 16,658 arriving in September, a 30 percent jump from August.

> The White House, which has pushed to change federal regulations to allow the indefinite detention of families until they can be deported, also blamed legal limits on the amount of time children can be held in processing facilities and family detention centers.

> “After decades of inaction by Congress, the government remains severely constrained in its ability to detain and promptly remove families with no legal basis to remain in the U.S. As a result, family units continue to cross the border at high volumes,” said Sarah Rodriguez, a spokeswoman for Immigration and Customs Enforcement, in a statement. “To mitigate the risk of holding family units past the time frame allotted to the government, ICE began curtailing all reviews of post-release plans from families apprehended along the southwest border on Tuesday.”

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No resources to even detain the current ones up for deportation, lol. Let loose in the interior.

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I don't care if it is organic or not, is it vegan and gluten free is what I'm worried about.

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>Canada Vs. The UK Vs. Argentina
I want to see this war.

Shills have been been all over this place the last week, they're gearing up before the midterms. Watch as they all disappear after Nov 6th, it'll be like a completely different board.

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If Senate gains are made, immigration needs to be handled immediately

...

1066

He needs to just issue the order now so the SC can start crushing the throat of the 9th/King Hawaii under their boot before midterms.

>Issue the D's can't publicly back without losing votes
>Issue the D's can't privately back without losing lefty retard support

IDK wtf he's waiting for, every day that passes is critical right now

absolute state.
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who this?

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they won't leave
they will go into overdrive

oof

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A couple billion barrels worth is nothing to role your eyes at.

Not that the British have any fight left in them, they're not going to do anything.

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Here's your solution bro. Already tried and tested.

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Nah they always leave, they are only paid to be here at certain times. I've been here long enough to have been through many many waves.

Oh wow, and I was considering giving it a look, thanks for saving me hours out of my life and having to deprogram the bluepills out of my wife.

>I'm not a real millennial I was born in 1986 and don't feel like it"

I have actually said that unironically in real life. Only it's 1985 for me.

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>But I believe he still has a good model and that so many polls can't be off
He has a crappy model whose output only magnifies the error of the input. Here is literally how his model works, simplified:

> three races, A, B and C
> poll gives the Democrat candidate 40% of the vote in the race A, 50% of the vote in race B, 53% of vote on race C
> he then runs X simulations of the race, giving each candidate a chance of winning proportional of his poll numbers
> then measures how many races out of X ended up each side of the aisle

That's fucking stupid because
1) it ignores "correlations" between the races. Trump winning Florida is not an independent variable of Trump winning Indiaia and Trump winning Michigan is not an independent variable of Trump winning Wisconsin.
2) It allows a series bad poll to skew the whole simulation

>NC is not necessary to gain the House.
>Neither in Nevada
There are 4 seats in NC, 9 in Florida and 2 in Nevada in their contested seats. That's 13 in these three states alone

There is also the "incumbency" bonus. Many of the CA races and races in other deep blue states have incumbent republicans.
House reelection rate is 90% and most of the "blue wave" talk came from the expectation that democrat turnout will greatly surpass republican turnout, something that is already hinted not to happen.

I don't think it is impossible for the house to flip, only that this belief is grounded in very shaky assumptions.

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How so

>that iron ager

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>the joe gypsy is 33 years old

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You would be surprise to know how many of the regulars are late GenX

>Real Boomers- Unwarranted Narcissism
>Gen X- Can't take anything seriously
>Millennials- Self-hating Snowflakes
>Gen Z- Aggressive Betas

>Gen X- Can't take anything seriously
Accurate

if it's using "travel-ban-like authority", then it won't mean anything, since his travel ban got fucked every step of the way and was only finally put in place after it already expired. He'll say they can't come in, it'll be blocked by courts, and by the time the SC finally says it's legit, the caravan will have already gotten in.
Also, fuck whoever wrote that article for continuing to push the narrative that the travel ban was about majority muslim countries and not about the lack of security in those countries combined with the amount of terrorist activity.

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>>gut Obamacare
nope
>>deport illegal aliens
97.5 of "families" dont get deported
>>deport DACA recipients
HA
>>abolish Common Core
HA*2

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>literally "if you leave the EU we'll go to war with you and take your land"

I kind of want to see this just to watch them shit themselves when the US gets involved. We'd probably hit them with massive sanctions and force them to pay the UK reparations for good measure.

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>gut Obamacare
>nope
Individual mandate is gone user. Without it people are no longer forced into Obamacare.

reminder texas smol

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>abolish Common Core
Common core is no longer a federal mandate, states can do as they please again. Interestingly it done away with the dreaded "No Child Left behind" as well

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>and class
Does this apply to asylum seekers? Can he just write an EO that says we can ignore all asylum requests?

I'm in fucking California and I haven't heard anybody except the most batshit insane libshits defend the migrant army. Hell, even the gibmedat spics seem to be against it (probably because they think it'll threaten their own gibs).

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>all these childless gen xers
>I'm 22 and recently had my first child
Feels weird like I skipped some steps

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Their goal is anchor babies

>gen z for the win

Wasn't that 1/7 yesterday?

So why are states being retards and still using CC ?
Shits stupid yo.
Also, what effect is the MAGA bomber gonna have on the midterms outcome Portobro?

Heard of those but with all the talk about "the GOP will always care about about preexisting conditions" it sounds a bit....how to say it...

because 10 years ago texas was ridiculed by jew stewart and shabbos colbert for having non-evolution supporting textbooks, so now every state is afraid to stick to its own values and just falls in line with the obama 1984 brainwashing program

>states can do as they please again
So a handful of the more conservative states have normal education while the majority of the nation still follows Obama's communist indoctrination program?

>greatest gen- ...
>silent gen- ...
>boomers- GIVE ME MY RIGHTFUL (unwarranted) mony
>Gen X- just give me whatever is left over, I guess
>Millennials- mom and dad fucked everything up, but my generation deserved it- not me though
>Gen Z- Odin and satan makes Satodin, the most superior god