/ptg/ President Trump General - fast bake

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Jobs Not Mobs
youtu.be/-kwPjrTsV4k
>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Beirut Barracks Attack Reception 10/25/18
youtu.be/lZe1YMXm1DM
>Pres Trump @HHSDep on Drug Prices 10/25/18
youtu.be/q8MIJKF6Ntk
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 10/25/18
c-span.org/video/?453612-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 10/25/18
youtu.be/kezInSxoMdE
>AG Sessions/DepAG Rosenstein host Natl Opioid Summit 10/25/18
c-span.org/video/?453575-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen on FoxNews 10/25/18
youtu.be/vv5O252or60
youtu.be/jpOFju_JCKo
>SBAVid: SBAAdmin McMahon Be Prepared for 24/7 work 10/25/18
youtu.be/LrCgR2eWBr0
>HHSSec Azar on PBS 10/25/18
youtu.be/EhKd6TWmVM8
>FedViceChair Clarida on Economy &Monetary Policy 10/25/18
c-span.org/video/?453581-1/
>WHVideo: A Year of Combatting Opioid Crisis 10/25/18
youtu.be/2yb4sJl_6vw
>StateDep Foreign Press Brief (Amb Brownback) 10/25/18
youtu.be/OHt1BV5Idxg
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Mosinee WI 10/24/18
youtu.be/axA6YKNFv5c
>Pres Trump departs DC 10/24/18
youtu.be/6PcdYRuZqhk
>Pres Trump signs anti-opioid package 10/24/18
youtu.be/mVjb9KoJAQ4
>AG Sessions/DepAG Rosenstein @JD Awards 10/24/18
c-span.org/video/?453551-1/
>GOPAd: Stop The Lefts Violent Attacks 10/19/18
youtu.be/Gy9kZ-eISIU
>TrumpWave: Civil Unrest 10/19/18
youtu.be/yL3Medusg_k

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Ah thanks now I'll never watch it.

this bread is stale

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How does one pronounce Mika?

Bake your own, you ungrateful street urchin

You know what's harder than making a nigger work? Getting a Canadian to post the in-store prices.

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Reminder:
"Trump will never...
>run
>win New Hampshire
>release his financials
>breach 25%
>win SC
>breach 50%
>reach 1237
>be the nominee
>predict BREXIT
>unify the majority of the GOP
>beat Clinton in swing states
>reach 270
>bring back manufacturing jobs
>be POTUS
>gut Obamacare
>block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>stop immigration from the Middle East
>start the bidding process for the wall
>take action against sanctuary cities
>get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>deport illegal aliens
>deport DACA recipients
>get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>get his healthcare bill past the House
>get his full Cabinet in office
>abolish Common Core
>renegotiate our trade deals
>get two Supreme Court picks before the midterms
>force a whore to pay HIM for sex
>come out as a Nationalist
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You are here
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>repeal Obamacare
>get a healthcare bill past the Senate
>finish the wall
>appoint a third supreme court justice
>survive the 4 years
>win a second term
>abolish the IRS
>abolish the Fed
>appoint a 4th Supreme Court Justice
>repeal Birthright Citizenship
>reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>repeal the NFA
>MAGA
>MEGA
>be considered the greatest American president
>colonize Mars
>colonize the Milky Way
>deport the xeno scum
>build a space wall

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AWOOVEMENT!

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MAGA
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John Bolton, the national-security adviser to President Trump, was in Moscow this week meeting Russian leader Vladimir Putin and other senior Kremlin officials. Bolton huffed that the Intermediate-range Nuclear Forces (INF) Treaty was obsolete from the US point of view.
>“There’s a new strategic reality out there,” said the American official. The INF, signed in 1987, is “a bilateral treaty in a multipolar ballistic missile world.”

He was referring to countries like China, Iran and North Korea, which the US claims have built up arsenals of ballistic missiles prohibited by the INF. Those countries are not in violation of the said treaty because the INF was an agreement signed only by the US and the Soviet Union, later becoming the Russian Federation.

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H-E-R-P-E-S

How does one obtain Joe Scarborough's hairline at 50?

Mornings are better with frens.

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Mornings are better In Maria

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>WHITE HOUSE HAS INVITED PUTIN TO WASHINGTON

>he White House has invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to Washington, U.S. National Security Advisor John Bolton said on Friday.

>“We have invited president Putin to Washington,” Bolton said. It was not immediately clear if Putin had accepted the invitation.

>Trump and Putin plan to hold a bilateral meeting on the sidelines of events in Paris on Nov. 11 to commemorate the centenary of the end of World War One.

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What are Joe and his Ho whining about this morning? Are they looking forward to another weekend of heavy boozing?

>Chelsea Clinton running for office.
Scared yet, Drumpfkins?

no more Australian dogs dying for Drumpf's wars

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>appoint a third supreme court justice
>appoint a 4th Supreme Court Justice
make it 5. RBGoblinsburg will die in her sleep on christmas eve. Sotomayor about to lose a leg cause diabetes and retire. Breyer is an old fuck, i hope he'll retire too.
Thomas need a replacement, /oursupremenigger/ might do a deal before Trumps first term ends.
what about Kagan? heard even RBGoblin called out her retarded shit. why don't they just throw her out or impeach her?

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It almost looks like a bust right?

Gorgeous woman.

>1992
>be in elementary school
>class holds a mock election
>go into a little booth in the back and put your chip in a jar with Clinton's face or a jar with Bush's face while the teacher watches
>put the chip in Bush's jar
>teacher says wrong and tells me to do it again
>keeps doing it until I put the chip in Clinton's jar
>mock election results for the class was 100% Bill Clinton to 0% Bush Sr.

Public education was a mistake.

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Mr. Putin should not go as you can't trust American they will capture or kill him.

Come on over. The Dems will be too busy screeching about it than voting.

GENERATIONS

>Real Boomers- "sonny I DESERVE the respect my father had for winning WWII even though we retreated from vietnam and are pussies"
>Gen X- "Lmao fart jokes"
>Millennials- "I'm not a real millennial I was born in 1986 and don't feel like it"
>Gen Z- "Millennials suck because media told me so, also if you date a girl younger than you you are literally hitler"

he literally just said
>i know you (audience) aren't dumb, can i get a praise jesus

Member her titties at the Al Smith dinner?

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Pretty sure that's illegal for them to do that

glorious

> Those countries are not in violation of the said treaty because the INF was an agreement signed only by the US and the Soviet Union, later becoming the Russian Federation.
One more reason for the US to leave said treaty and any other treaty signed on the assumption
1) that all other nations capable of following it are doing so
2) that European countries are allies and not adversaries that happens to be in certain mutual beneficial partnerships

Thomas is 70 he can last till Trumps second term

Your secret is safe with meme.

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I fucking hate being a millenial, growing up in the 90s we never stood a chance. 1990 here

And is considered highly problematic for its misogyny, homophobia and transphobia by shocked millennials after it ran on netflix.
Having watched that series on tv as a kid and seeing those reactions is horrifying and depressing.

Getting out of a treaty that limits us while China isn't it is good enough of a reason.
> that European countries are allies
No truer words than this.

> Chelsea Clinton running for office
One of the few people that could drop a race for the NY senate.

97 here.

Washington for several years now has been accusing Russia of violating the INF, for allegedly developing a ground-based cruise missile. Moscow has repeatedly denied the claim, pointing out that the US has not presented any evidence to support its accusation.

For its part, Moscow says the US is the party that is in violation of the treaty from its installation of Aegis Ashore missile systems in Romania and Poland.

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They're called boobs, Ed.

youtube.com/watch?v=oRxZCpqyARk

Why is Congress dabbing on apple?

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Why are you arguing with him? He's literally just copying and pasting chunks of articles.

>watching in mourning joe, formally Republican, on the dummiecrat network in MSMBC

>aussies didnt know they were walking into an ambush
Color me a poisinous contintent's surprised.

Mee-kuh

My mom watched that every day, so I watched that every day. I partially blame Friends for screwing me up, thank god I found Jow Forums to reverse some of that brainwashing

he even got a dickin' medal

she would be a wild shag

absolutely terrified

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Stop your self hate.

This is not the GOP Joe was once a member of
He'd never serve with this newt gingrich fellow

> Moscow has repeatedly denied the claim, pointing out that the US has not presented any evidence to support its accusation.
I used to have this sort of "debates" with my cousins when I was younger
> you did X!
> you can't prove that it was me!
> I can't prove but there are only three people here and I know for a fact Y didn't do. I'm also bigger than you so you can deny all you want and that could even fly with mom but you know I could kick your ass for that so you better not do it again

I am not arguing, just providing context

> He'd never serve with this newt gingrich fellow
Kek

>I could kick your ass for that so you better not do it again
Did you?

Just call her by her indian name, Bleeding Face

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Typical Trump: pay weak lip service to the bomber being bad, then use it as an excuse to attack his critics. Vile human being.

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Is this guest a full blooded Hungarian?

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No it's My-Kah. The feminine of t he Arch-Angel Michael

It went both ways. Growing in a big family in the countryside meant lots of brawls in family and outside. It always ended up right then and there, no grudges

Trump is so good! Look how he put the fire out of the fuse with his hair, sacrificing life and limb for the wellbeing of his voters

Not how she says it, leaf

yeah he's such a basket of deplorables isn't he

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0-10 no trigger mechanisms on all ten devices

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>I showed you my emails not reply

Why the long tie?

He tweeted this at 3:30 am.
>kek

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Sony and apple BTFO
Fucking kikes saying you don't own your own devices

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>Yfw its another jew that created a false flag with the fake bombs

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was wondering myself what does it symbolize?

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Are you accusing her of being smart?

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What would the timeline where Trump ran and won in the 80s have looked like? Would he have steered the country clear of its terrible demographic and trade policies? Or would the globalists have been able to just wait him out to play their hand?

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PCR got banned from Twitter.
>Next stop /ptg/ ?
You are welcome here, mate. Welcome home. lolol

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whoms't do these milkers belong to?

Every fucking time

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without the internet we couldn't be connected to him

why bother understanding the left.

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I don't get it either. I've been away for a while, So I thought I missed this absolutely epic burn.

Trump intentionally wears ties that are too long so you look down at his crotch

It's supposed to represent his ego I think, normies think his grandiose and celebratory language means he thinks the world of himself. and then they mix it with overcompensating so you get a huge tie and a tiny Trump. It's a weird but common theme in these cartoons

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What % of American tv ads end with a medical disclaimer?

we have anything yet?

> he can't recognize them on sight
FAAAAAAAG!

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Pearls of wisdom from the Sleepy Eyed Sonuva Bitch.

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Which year does he run in?

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It's morning in America, make it an awesome day

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Not even just Apple. Things like game console hacks are now legal under the premise that you're only doing it to "repair a bricked console".

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Top row center two is Ivanka, and Maria Sara Bartiromo

100

I like that he came when he did. It's the ultimate perfect storm, I hate to imagine any present day without him

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