You can fight any living politician or celebrity in the world

The Queen

Angela Merkel. I'm really sick of that bitch and I'm tired of all White, western women getting into politics trying to emulate her and calling her shit like "the true leader of the western world."

At home? I'd love to beat the fucking shit out of Jeff Bezos.

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Head Rothschild jew.

Malcolm turncuck

>implying she wouldn't tear your arms out of their sockets like a roid-infused chimp

you don't decide what is wrong

Danny Devito

Joe Rogan

I would love to roll him up and humiliate him

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This motherfucker. Every Aussies worst nightmare.

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This chick.

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The Rock cuz if im gonna fight a celebrity i might as well make it a challenge

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meryl streep, to the death.

Ruth Bader Ginsberg and I hit hard

Guy Verhofstadt
Don't google him unless you want your blood to boil
he literally called for US intervention in Hungary in order to open their borders

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>skip straight to end-boss
12thpbp
/thread

he watches UFC user, lookout

same

kek

i like the way you think user

you gonna lose hard homie

10/10 would pay good money to watch her take a haymaker

This little faggot. Guy is an obnoxious little cunt, who constantly harps on about "MUH DIVERSITY, MUH ISLAM, MUH RAYCISS AUSSIES!!!"

Cunt seriously needs a good flogging, and then hung from a tree.

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I'm in pretty bad shape so i will go for that British Brexit negotiator.

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This.

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How is this film so fucking old and we still haven't fixed the social alienation problem yet?

Fuck its even worse now than it once then. Fuck this gay earth.

I'll take on Ben Stein, Ben Shapiro and Ben Gurion at the same time.

Stephen Colbert

regis philbin from 20 years ago

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Bibi was IDF spec ops. He probably knows Kung-Jew.

Bezos is a good one

that nigga gonna bite you in the dick

will look into who he is

rage is good for the soul user. will look him up

knock out those (((pearly whites)))

King nigger

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to the death? Marilyn Manson or Dani Filth, and I'm saying that as a fan.
just FC rules? gimme a piece of Brad Pitt, I reckon I could take him but it'd be close.

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this is a good and humorous challenge

maxine waters . I would cave her fragile old fucking skull in with my bare hands.

Pelosi

based kolache-nigger

Prime Brad would be a good fight

too easy. give him a partner and make it 2 on 1

GOOD CHOICE

Id make sure no one pulled you off him too

>fun

Ftfy m8

Id necklace that little bitch and hit him with an extinguisher half way to keep him alive longer

There’s just too many

Celebrity: I'd quite like Sean Penn. He fancies himself a tough guy.

The trouble with politicians is they're almost all ancient and decrepit so it wouldn't really be much of a fight.

Better to pit them against each other (the winner gets to walk free). In that scenario there are many match-ups I'd pay to watch. Soros against Ginsburg with ice-picks would be good since there would be a decent chance the "winner" would die of wounds later anyway.

I would quite enjoy some naked wrestling with Lily Allen. I am sure I could give some pelvic jabs she would not be able to resist.

>ice picks

Youre obviously a man of wealth and taste

Josh Hartnett.

Soros for sure. I would take my time.

From my own country, as a personal indulgence I would allow myself this guy.

He's a talk radio host for the BBC in London. Snide leftist who has this shtick of being really folksy and "reasonable". Gets members of the public to call in so he can argue with them. They're all either not too bright or just inarticulate so he can easily beat them up verbally when they try to defend any opinions he doesn't like.

Crying out as he died would be the first honest thing he's done in his life.

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Yea this filthy flemish cuck

De Niro. Remind him that he's an actor, not a tough guy, and pretending to beat up Stallone doesn't make him a fighter.

klasični belgijski peder, slomio bih mu vrat, da ostane u kolicima.

Ariana Grande

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Cory Booker or Avenatti

Fucking this.
Guy has the most punchable face ever created!

Actors are mostly just posturing twerps. There are a few exceptions. I wouldn't back myself against Lee Marvin or John Wayne in their prime.

The good thing about beating up an actor is if you did it in public the humiliation would be far worse for him than the actual pain. It would be just about the worst thing in the world in fact.

There's a good story about Marlon Brando. Most co-actors found him pretty annoying on set (usually trying to upstage everyone). Whilst starring as Christian in The Mutiny On The Bounty, he was ALWAYS late for every take. Like really late. Eventually Trevor Howard (who played Bligh) got fed-up after another hour of sitting around and walked into Brando's private trailer.

Brando: I'm not ready yet.
Howard: If you don't get out on set in exactly five minutes I'm going to drag you out there and beat you up in front of everyone and you're going to look a complete fool.

Brando indeed was punctual for the rest of the shoot.

Another CNN / huffpo honeypot thread.

Screencap this post.

Soros

Nicola Sturgeon, Bono, or JK Rowling... spoiled for choice, really...

Any liberal SCOTUS Justice. Probably not Ginsberg. She has a 14% of surviving this presidency basically non exitstent a second Trump. I just want Trump to get 4 Justices

Trudeau

>Nicola Sturgeon
Careful now, she's not worried about facial scars m8.

I’d fuck Sarah palin.

Ellen

Heir of any of those influential jewish families

>fight
>not physically remove

Even if you win. They will bring their political apparatus down upon you. So I pass.

Does she even have sex

I'd fight Netanyahu the Jewish bastard

I think "immunity from any future repercussions, legal or otherwise" is a given.

I would beat the ever loving Fuck out of Stephen colbert and ass rape his unconscious body.

>How is this film so fucking old and we still haven't fixed the social alienation problem yet?
>Fuck its even worse now than it once then. Fuck this gay earth.
I don't think that situation is by accident, either.

When I mentally play through how it would go against Owen Jones or Russell Brand I can't see myself backing off until they were dead, or feeling any remorse whatsoever.

You wanna beat up Captain Canada?
Good luck with that.

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There's a whole bevy of snide late-night hosts. John Oliver for example. They'd have to invent new adjectives for what happened to him.

Bernie Sanders. I think itd be fun to punch a bag of bones until it turns to dust.

Will Wheaton
I fucking hate him so much

I second this fucking faggot. I would fight him only by kicking, as I don't want to touch shit with my bare hands.

Can you guys just fucking invade us? Seeing trudeau makes me so ashamed to be canadian.

I'd fight the Pope.

If I defeat him in hand to hand combat I become the king of the Vatican. It's in the Bible. Good ol' Deuteronomy.

Most politicians and celebrities are soft girly men who hide behind bodyguards. I'll take the manly option and visit the KGB dojo.

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CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED

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Trudeau is suffering from a dangerously low T level. Trump will absorb canada into the north American European ethnostate soon. Then we will have to deal with some skirmishes and forced mass deportations for 10 or 15 years. Then we will be right as rain.

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>MSM lurking on board, monitoring threads/posts for material they can use to talk about Jow Forums instead of movie prop bomb hoax.
>Create thread larping about fighting politicians /celebrites
>MSM lurkers screencap thread
>Reports on right wing inciting violence towards politicians/celebrities
>Uses screencap as "evidence"
>OP has helped them build narrative for setting up a patsy because OP is a fag.

Saged

nice zoomer beard

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She bombed her own concert

Avenatti

for what purpose?
that will dictate who for me

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I pick a poo poo gorilla nigger.

>thousands of alienated young men think "hey those guys seem pretty cool"
>whole "fight club" thing takes off for real
>OP, it transpires, is virile and heterosexual after all

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>concert and fans get blown up by Muslims and you have to watch it happen from an elevated stage while totally helpless
>break off relationship with boyfriend shortly after and he dies of an overdose
>female fans blame you for his death like you can somehow stop him from shooting up or that you should have to stay to keep him from killing himself like an abused housewife
>new boyfriend leaves you after proposing

This woman’s life has turned to complete shit in the last year, talk about a thot getting forcibly redpilled.

barack Obama and i'd whip the shit out of him. new port smoking ass ma fucka boojy bitch

Taylor Swift

Ma fucka boojy bitches are the absolute worst bitches.

George Soros
I’d kill him by using my throwing knives

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