Aus/pol - Jimmy fuck off edition:

Jimmy fuck off edition:

>>Australia's economic 'lucky streak' jeopardised by political infighting, reliance on China, report warns
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-10-26/australian-economy-jeopardised-by-heavy-reliance-on-china/10419320?section=politics

>>PRIME Minister Scott Morrison has pledged $5 billion will be spent to help farmers prepare for and fight the impact of future droughts.
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/farmers-share-in-5bn-future-drought-fund/news-story/e705cb1224d4a3563c706052d19b9460

>>The role Qantas plays in the forced deportations of refugees and asylum seekers was scrutinised at its Annual General Meeting.
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/qantas-upholds-role-in-forced-deportations-of-refugees

>>Millions of people ‘left behind’ in Australia’s neglected suburbs
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/money/costs/millions-of-people-left-behind-in-australias-neglected-suburbs/news-story/185452628d3ba5371d1cee5410d03e89

>>Fire warning as mercury pushes 40C during Queensland ‘heatwave’
unv.is/news.com.au/national/queensland/mercury-hits-30c-by-8am-as-state-prepares-for-mini-heatwave/news-story/7e51b04fcaff0c523c83083ef1664565

>>FIRE starters: Australian millennials looking to retire early
unv.is/theage.com.au/business/workplace/leaving-the-rat-race-australian-millennials-looking-to-retire-early-20181026-p50c3c.html

>>New Zealand, asylum seekers and nonsense
unv.is/theage.com.au/politics/federal/new-zealand-asylum-seekers-and-nonsense-20181025-p50bsw.html

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>no reply
I knew he was a jew trying to fuck with people.

You fags see the kikes forced some auction house to take down some nazi stuff from a ww2 auction?

what about us suburban fags

way too many Asians in aus/pol/ these days

>inb4 some drop kick asks what car to buy next or whats for dinner

you zipperheads need to stop subverting the aryan man with all your pornography and cute women psyop dance groups

says the fucking nip or english teacher trying to fuck nips with his tentacle cock

I cried all last night into Rustys fur, he started crying too sensing my pain, I don't know how I am going to live without him cobbbers

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Don't imply things about me.
You do not know who i am.
A lot of people do just by my post style though.
You know nothing and are a vile newfag.
No offense but lurk moar.

That's the fucking joke, you idiots. No wonder we're losing out bantz status to the fucking leafs.

what car should I drive to go get KFC for dinner?

is that chink immigration shill gonna shit up this thread too?

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Hey I'm willing to listen, explain so I can stop annoying you. You've made no sense at all and all I have done is talk honest truths.

Uh yer m8, what mobility scooter should I buy? I'm looking at this beast, the pathfinder x130, has alloy wheels m8.

Should move me around ayy.

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Maybe he was a chink?
Multiculutralism is our strength you bigot

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What truth do you want?
i only speak in riddles.

isn't your arse too wide for that seat?

you're retarded

He doesn’t get annoyed. He is beyond annoyance. He has autism

I get you now.

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>mfw half of aus/pol is post 2016 fuckwits who think this is the rick and morty kekistan centre

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You can get the XL model which increases the width of the scooter by 50cm on both sides, should be enough m8.

Even got comfy shoulder rests.

You cunts ready for a spoopy Halloween this year?

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The richest Australians below
>just work harder, smarter and invest goyim! you too can become rich


>(((Anthony Pratt)))
>jew heir who engaged in illegal price fixing to help build his fortune

>(((Harry Triguboff)))
>rich heir from a family that was kicked out of China
>made billions selling high rise cuck sheds to foreigners

>Gina Rinehart
>goy heiress
>fought against the mining tax that would have given Australians more for the exploitation of our resources

>Hui Wing Mau
>politically connected chink

>(((Frank Lowy)))
>has a sad childhood nazi ghetto story
>founder of Lowy Institute for (((foreign policy)))
>one of most influential Australians
>destroyed main street Australia and drove development of mall culture and chain stores

>(((Ivan Glasenberg)))
>head of one of the most evil mining companies in the world
>company founded by a Bill Clinton donor
>company has been accused of literally massacring people, paying bribes to rogue states like Iraq under Saddam, using tax havens and financial arrangements to avoid tax en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glencore#History
>no managers are in jail and founder bought his way out of jail thanks to Bill Clinton's pardon

>(((John Gandel)))
>another (((mall))) billionaire

>Andrew Forrest
>born to a WA political dynasty
>another opponent of the peoples mining tax

>Vivek Sehgal
>pajeet who got citizenship here

>James Packer
>heir to a politically connected billionaire father
>boosted the takings of his casino by lobbying the NSW government to shut down kings cross and put restrictions on nightlife in all areas except his casino linkedin.com/pulse/would-last-person-sydney-please-turn-lights-out-matt-barrie
>gave $280,000 in '''gifts''' directly to Benjamin Netanyahu

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Halloween is for seppos, Fuck off.

Been here since '10, just don't browse aus/pol/ much because it's boring. But please, continue you le epin trolle

>rejecting your european roots
Chink detected

>he doesn't know aus/Jow Forums history
been here since 2003 what do you wana know?

>accepting seppo culture
Halloween is American fuckwit.

you mean Samhain?

I know plenty of aussie Jow Forums history, aus/pol/ is a different story. If I'd wanted to know about this general I'd have been browsing it consistently. You're reminding my why I don't.

also
>03 meme
Sure thing m8 whatever you say.

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>what do you wana know?
what does sex feel like?

Yeh nah so is Christmas

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I need abbo stories asap

So you know that aus/pol was formed when /DAT/ left /o/ because of Jimmy Fucking Strings?

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It's becomming more mainstream DESU woolies/coles and every other store is selling Halloween gear now.

Yeah, eating prawns and salad on a summers day for lunch is a very American Christmas ritual, so is Boxing Day, right?

they do any fucking stupid holiday they got some Diwali Indian shit going on at the same time. anything for more shekels

Way too many asians in Australia period

> eating prawns and salad on a summers day for lunch is a very American Christmas ritual

Huh? I don't do this and don't know anyone else who does.

and Boxing day is from the UK.

Any other ausbros tonight enjoying a nice night in with poppers and a ribbed vibrator? Inb4 gay, I'm a straight muscle bear.

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How do you circumcise an Australian?
Kick his sister in the chin.

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>Huh? I don't do this and don't know anyone else who does.
Everyone I know does this
>Boxing day is from the UK.
That's my point dumb cunt, our Christmas is nothing like American Christmas

just a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit will do me, user.
each to his own though.

How do you circumcise a Leaf?
Step on his dogs tail.

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what if it just bites his arsehole after he smeared peanut butter on it?

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>That's my point dumb cunt, our Christmas is nothing like American Christmas

How isn't it? We still have Santa dressing up in a coca cola themed outfit, he wheres winter clothes, we have christmas trees and gift things.

America doesn't do anything different from us. Boxing day is just a public holiday for us, it means nothing.

It'll get to the dick eventually.

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Reminder chinks are the number one threat to Australia and the Australian way of life.
Include it in the OP not the pastebin chink loving citycunt

>tfw marrying your dog is legal in Queensland
Remember that these are the people who say Victoria is cucked.

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How many Australians does it take to conquer a country?
None, since the British had to do it for them twice.

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>How isn't it? We still have Santa dressing up in a coca cola themed outfit, he wheres winter clothes, we have christmas trees and gift things.
Besides the colour of Santas outfit everything else comes from Britain, Christmas trees were introduced to Britain via Queen Victoria who was German, before then Anglos never had Christmas trees, in Britain, Australia or America

Yer that's becoming more common here to not offend darkies.

Be less of a useless cunt so i don't have to hire chink workers who work 200% for 75% of the pay then.

DAT?

Daily Ausfag Thread?
What did you think aus/pol is?

You're a fucking maggot traitor and will burn with your chink parasites

>What did you think aus/pol is?


A thread for the autistic to be themselves?

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Fuckin oath

When are you getting your rifles back mate?

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Wears*

Right but America has a British History too, two sides of the same coin user, it's just semantics and who gives a shit.

Christmas is Christmas, at least MURICA gets a snowy Christmas while we get 40+ degree days.

And hell, I'm probably going to have to work on Christmas day too, fucking hell.

You are a fucking maggot traitor and you will burn while you munch your fucking avo toast you race traitor.

what do we need guns for?

>i'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know

>mfw city Jimmies are triggered
Go and try to grow a beard while you suck down your water cunts, I piss in it regularly.

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Go and fuck your dog eating precious chinks fuckwit.
You're not Aussie, you're a cog in the Chink machine and will burn along with your precious little money savers at the expense of your countries pet parasites

fuck off with this jimmy dermot fucking shit or whatever fucking shit has triggered you

To shoot our traitorous rulers and ape-x members.

See You cunts from melbourne glow, i am not joking i piss in the Thomsan dam all the time.
You literally drink my piss.

>tfw I triggered this faggot so hard he's STILL going and I've not replied to him for over 15 minutes

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inshahalul mohamed

why arent australians removing their desrts and planting more trees?

>tfw i don't drink piss water

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you do you fucking idiot

Abbos own the deserts.

Shooting, mostly. As is their primary function. Literally the only reason the state took them away was to make it harder to be independent and defend yourself and your property without relying on them. If you think otherwise... I'm so, so sorry that you enjoy getting fucked in the butt.

Yeah i literally piss in melbournes water all the time what of it?
Millions of people drink my piss.

And to shoot muslims of course. Plus guns are cool. Only beta s o y b o y cucks are afraid of guns.

>tfw i only drink rain water
>no piss water for me

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they treat water you fucking fuckwit the amount of your piss someone would drink would be so fucking miniscule it's probably larger then your cock

What do you call an Australian with one wooden leg?

Shit on a stick

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you can't defend yourself using your own strength, have to rely on a gun? Sounds like a wussy

nice to know, asio

Millions of people drink my piss, your point is invalid.
I do not care how many parts per million.
Millions drink it, that makes 1 for 1.

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What do you call a dog owned by a canadian?

A sex slave.

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If we are using metrics that small, then you are a cum guzzler. Hows it feel to suck me off?

Now you understand how it works.
i have pissed in that like hundreds, probably thousands of times.
Melbourne loves my piss.

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whatever lets you sleep at nigh you crazy fuck

what do you call a leaf on a red & white flag?


A FUCJING LEAF

I haven't seen anyone talk about this, why is australia's gdp shrinking?

What do you call a Canadian that expresses their opinion in their own country?
A criminal

forgot pic

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>all the Melbournefags have left the thread due to getting triggered

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>every country had the same noticeable drop, then rise
You're an idiot.

still here faggot