Justin Trudeau's Carbon Tax is going to pay me more than it costs, so I quit my job and am waiting for the first cheque to arrive. My eyes are welling up with tears of happiness.
Justin Trudeau's Carbon Tax is going to pay me more than it costs...
Luis Allen
Kayden Davis
what a welfare queen bitch
maybe when you grow up you can get off the public dole you fucking dirty hippy
Gavin Mitchell
there is no point in working anymore.
trudeau is giving free money to everyone who sends him money.
send him 10 bucks he'll send you 13 bucks. only a fool works when the game is this easy.
Lincoln Thompson
Thats smart.
If there is no industry there is no polution. Justin did it again!
Connor Reyes
he's magic.
Justin Richardson
Quick rundown please?
Connor Peterson
at this rate of return i should take out a heloc and demand the taxman let me pay him $200k extra in carbon tax at taxtime
Kevin Sanders
I'm not sure I like the way you Canadians have appropriated the lord Humungus to depict your in store plight. He seems bigger than that.
Aaron Cook
Legal weed = more hunger = bigger profits for food companies
Here is what some teak costs in Canada
David Watson
>In Canada, emu comes in jars at $179.88/kg.
Luke Robinson
This is fucking retarded. Not even taking into account the massive influx of migrants thag will add to the emotion with their shitting up the country and not understanding social norms. Expect more trash and canads to hit real mad max levels soon.
Hunter Barnes
those companies are going to have a hard time if they ever try to spend that cash in the usa. all their earnings are toxic to the us banking system.
weed is still illegal federally. but the states will take that sweet ass weed tax money baby oh yeah, getting laid getting paid.
Eli Perez
here is what chicken breast costs in canazuela
Juan Phillips
$50 for 3 basic bitch steaks
Thomas Nguyen
IM FREE
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FALLIN
Mason Watson
$65/kg for salami (!!!)
What the fuck is wrong with Canada. 3rd world wages, highest 1st world costs.
Austin Smith
how does a carbon tax pay you directly?
Lucas Wilson
i can feel and smell the slime on that chicken from here
Robert Powell
Dude, you're approaching barney poster levels of obsession.
Charles Robinson
>DELETE THIS
Noah Young
the gdp is collapsing
Jordan Cruz
carbon credits are hugely profitable.
Owen Scott
Why do you pay $65/kg for mafia cheese in Canada? The Mafia literally ups the prices 500% in Canada.
Tyler Jackson
Sorry, I mean 1000%. Cheese is marked up 1000% in Canada.
The Bonannos own 20% of Saputo Cheese which owns 37% of the market.
Adam Watson
that has decent marbelization
Adam Garcia
Why do you do this? What did a Canadian do to you to drive you off the edge? Shitpost your wife to death?
Joshua Baker
dont forget the bread price fixing
>Price fix bread prices for 12 years
>Earn $1/loaf, about 10M loafs a day
>Earn $3.65B/year for free
>Earn $44B free because fuck you
>Offer to give out $25 "bread cards"
>Maybe 10K people take you up on it
>Pay $0.000025B for $44.000000B profit
>17,600,000% profit margin
>JUST
>U
>S
>T
Noah Robinson
Can people not read graphs? The value went down by a penny.
Evan King
Why do you pay 1000% of normal cheese prices to the mafia?
Jonathan Thompson
give it up poLACK
Liam Morgan
tfw you dont have anything bad to say about the people fucking you over but you hate the guy who does
Isaac Cook
You paid 20 a piece for 'Berta beef?
Carter Rivera
>currencies regularly move 30%
No, implied volatility on currencies is the 2nd lowest after bonds. Stocks then commodities come next.
Asher Ramirez
>the pole
Jaxson Hill
Every single dollar in canada lost one cent and all products went up one cent.
So?
Gabriel Reyes
price has since gone up. the cruelty of the food threads is that the prices are always going up. so when foodpriceanon posts a month old photo, no one can possibly post a cheaper prices. for those who try, the horror is only beginning.
Ryder Reed
Actually the cost of building a shed has gone up 30% since Canada imposed tarrifs on everyday items and metal.
Tyler Cook
It's would wan't to come with a french chef at that price.
Grayson Ross
mechanically tenderized
Ryan Baker
I feel for the leaf.
Luis Nelson
your niggerness is showing
sage
Adam Nelson
How will Americans ever COPE with these LEAF tarrifs? You've been BTFOd.
DAHNALD DRUMPFFFFFF is done next month.
Nolan Scott
i'm investing in a pollution free future.
Henry Bell
At this point these threads aren't about me or my country user...
Nathan Evans
My buddy lives sw of Toronto inna woods.He told me about the horrors.
2 hour commutes to the city, insane prices on food, gas, can't stock up and buy bulk do to weak canadian dollar.
I honestly was in the these are funny memes camp until my buddy posted in store prices.
Asher Collins
Now you're just being a faggot putting words in peoples mouths.
Hudson Smith
their state media is like venezuela's, they blame the usa for their ills. orange manbad = half of the cbc's daily output
Eli Foster
Its so funny, these threads are obsessive beyond belief about Canada and the only flags posting in it are zogmerica and meme flag schizoids. LEL
William Scott
Why can't they just post the instore nonsale sticker prices lads?
William Peterson
>At this point these threads aren't about me or my country user...
They absolutely are about your communist-tier country that is collapsing economically, demographically and socially.
Do you think it's ok to wipe out your native population and replace it with foreigners?
Mason Rodriguez
I expect it's like that everywhere.
Trump has a way of making the entire media talk about him.
Hunter Morales
how do you feel about spencer fernando?
Luis Collins
they are on leaf proxies?
Lucas Ortiz
It's the Pole!
Justin Brooks
Benjamin Hernandez
I love you.
Henry Russell
>Calgary, Alberta
Holy shit you finally posted non-arctic circle national geographic filming locale store food price subs. Good on yeh, and I agree those prices are highway robbery.
Landon Ross
>leaf accuses someone of being a faggot
Hunter Roberts
only leaf shills post northern prices.
here are some form southwester ontario you can see the store on some stickers. but you cant post cheaper.
Anthony Allen
no leaf can post cheaper in-store cereal of the same brand and size than i can.
they'd have to have a time machine and go back to better days to do so.
Mason Stewart
All the prices are right on the US border. 95% of Canada's population lives within 100km of the USA.
Nolan White
Leafs pay $70/kg for cheese
Isaiah Fisher
>The ad starts: a camera rolling down aisle after aisle of low-cost goods. You recognize some of them but the prices are too low to be anything but CGI, it can't be from the past because the brands all have their current labels. Something isn't right, it's just too good to be true....
>...Slowly but surely it dawns on you, this advertisement is from America and those prices you thought were fantastical are what people only 50 minutes away pay.
-fin-
Henry Kelly
remember when everyone in reddit cheered on the canadians during the tariff wars with the US? lmfao looks like they fucked up pretty bigly.
Dominic Gomez
The fuck, all those poor chickens with no feet, why are Canadians so cruel and barbaric as to leave a beast footless?
Thomas Powell
t.
Brayden Evans
Costco has bretty good cuts for the brice
Julian Roberts
Canada is so poor they are actually paying for chicken feet.
Noah Fisher
thse people are out of touch with reality.
Jonathan Ward
Checked but jokes aside they're great for stock and don't need much.
Perfect for comfy winter meals
Justin Turner
Adam Lopez
canadian shills try to keep their in-store prices in a state of unobserved superposition.
hence no pics.
Camden Robinson
You won't find them in any supermarket here, maybe a butcher if you pleaded with him, chickens aren't very careful where they walk.
Cooper Cooper
I sent a short time sorting chicken feet at Tyson when I was younger.
Pretty surreal to sort feet.
The labels were in Russian and chinkbug.
Camden Hughes
now he's a leaf
Aaron Richardson
i have collection of people being called the pole. that includes brits, saudis, protuguese, americans, frenchmen and a brazilian
Jonathan Allen
Chinese eat every part of that animal.
Julian Clark
true facts. someone IS buying all these goldarn chicken feet...
Joseph Taylor
Here's some nice $36000/kg spice
Josiah Sanders
>$35/kg for ice cold frozen chicken breast
Eli Long
>$35/kg for ham that costs at most $10/kg anywhere in the world
Parker Phillips
>pic related
Josiah Gray
Jack Hill
topkek
Nicholas Adams
James White
Yeah but some blue haired fuckwit will save the planet with her bland chicken casserole, you can't put a price on that.
Andrew Cruz
how do i get this free money is it a tax time thing???
Daniel Barnes
this whole thing rests on the carbon credits being worth more next year than any other possible investment.
Alexander Cook
Like dude who cares about the economy
*Bong rip*
Like the budget will balance itself
*Bong rip*
Minimum wage isn't enough to support a family
*Bong rip*
So we need to import refugees and third worlders
*Bong rip*
Because they do the jobs Canadians won't do
*Bong rip*
And he's so good looking and smokes weed
*Bong rip*
The whole world loves us unlike stupid Americans and Orange man
*Bong rip*
Orange man bad Weed man good
*Bong rip*
Diversity is our greatest strength and always has been
*Bong rip*
Hockey and syrup and weed that's what our culture is dude
*Bong rip*
Sure feels good to be Canadian
Nicholas Hall
Ontario scrapped the carbon shit.
Evan Williams
it's just like, whatever haha.
did you know that you can get free morphine now because of the fentanyl problem?
you just tell your doc you got a real nasty habit and he'll give you morphine substitutes.
Gavin Green
trudeau is going after the companies directly my dude.
Asher Garcia
We have one of those "Free Shit Intellectuals" here in the U.S. as well.
Carter Scott
t.
Zachary Myers
if i can lift more than i weigh how come i cant lift myself up and float away
Anthony Howard
There will be an end to the horror
Connor Robinson
What a fag ffs.
Lucas Collins
Indeed
Jonathan Bailey
>I honestly was in the these are funny memes camp until my buddy posted in store prices
that's when the horror really begins. lynchian psychological horror.