Decide how I respond to this message

decide how I respond to this message

I will deliver

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"I'm a Nazi"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

gas the jews race war now

there is no reason to support a party that pretends to mail themselves fake bombs out of desperation because they lost all grip on american politics 2 years ago. #WalkAway

say yes and then sound like an insane leftist loonie to make him uncomfortable

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

say that you are going to throw bricks at rebublican bussinesses. then send a picture of carl marx.

Ask her to send nudes

Say: "Yes I am! In four different counties!"

Post response.

this

This, ask her how important your vote is, and then if she says very important says you'll vote for the Dems for nudes

kek this is funny

double numbers will decide what i reply

Um...OP. Is that your number?

Hi Emma. I would gladly support the democrats this year if you support my needs as well. If you know what I mean ;)

Debate her and make serious arguments.

Only if you support the rights of american workers, stop illegal immigration, take a stand against identity politics and cut ties with wall street and the military industrial complex. Add to the list a commitment to a peaceful foreign relations policy and the end of illegal sanctions against foreign countries.

This is the correct answer. Start talking about how terrible white people are and how they are colonizers and that’s why you only watch blacked porn.

LOL
or
>I've already promised 4 votes I don't think I have time to do a 5th

Did the original pasta have "gorilla" warfare?

keep her occupied, less time for bluepilling others

>ill vote however you want me to for nudes

Hi Emma, thanks for your text. I am aware of the important election coming up however I wont be supporting the Democrats. I find the party policies on encouraging illegal immigration and advocating gun control repugnant and antithetical to the spirit of the USA and the constitution. user.

Okey, write this:
Okey you little whore, as I speak I'm sending more bombs by mail to your masters. See you in hell cunt.

ficki ficki ju understand me i wanna sex you my goddess show vegetable plss :D :D c´mon bitch lasagna My name Himmat I buy flower for you bobs and lick da saauce of veagana :P : )

Its presumably Emma's number.

Now we wait

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>how much

You better deliver good shit

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>this gonna be gud chair gif

Send her a picture of your dick

KEK

"I'll vote blue if you send me your boobs"

Nigger that was the reason why this pasta became popular in the first place

Rolling

are you 9

Say:
الله أكبر
الموت لأمريكا
الموت لإسرائيل
اللعنة على اليهود
ر النصر للإسلام

Perfect. See how far left you can force her. Keep her engaged.

spbp

What shall I reply next????

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"Any tips on how to avoid consequences? Since this isn't entirely legal..."

This.

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“How do I vote in 4 different polling places without getting in trouble?”

Spout off some counties you 'reside' in. Ask for tips on how to get your vote out.

Ask her what she would be "willing to do" to secure your vote. If you know what I mean....

Name a random county in Wisconsin or the one you live in and say that you're an undocumented immigrant and needs help with registering

"MAGA"

This

>I'm in Lincoln, I have the mail in ballots for two retirees in Dane, and one recently deceased in Green

Ooooo ya this is a good route to take.

"I would vote for Hitler before voting for a democrat"
Ironically, of course.

They sent me a message and I called them all a bunch of pedophiles and rape apologists.

Ask her how to suppress republicans votes without getting in trouble.

If I vote on the absentee ballots for my relatives or elderly is that fraud?

Right now I’m in X but I should be able to make it to X, Y, Z on Election Day. Which ones should I prioritize?

Reroll

>What shall I reply next????
Ligma County.

Yeah okay anyway Im in (Your County) and I wanna help to assure our win and I asked myself if there where some measures who would be more unconventional? If you need help with something that is more in the gray-area I will gladly help, we have to stand together now against this fascist regime.

OP you must

Fucking checked.
You have to do it now OP

Kekkles

>Name a random county in Wisconsin or the one you live in and say that you're an undocumented immigrant and needs help with registering

This this this, also tell her you dont have your papers yet but your cousin will bring them to you once the caravan arrives

This

"I'm a Nazi, like Jesus Christ and Bob Marley"

Great. Now say “gas the kikes race war now” and send a pepe and then link her to this thread. It will be epic!

Are there any Jews running?

Incredibly boring memeing. Waste of trips

I responded with "yes!"

To give them false hope.

That's too obvious. They won't incriminate themselves over text, they aren't complete retards. Op should play along to get invited to a ride along and go full undercover citizen journalist. They won't expect to get stung by someone they contacted first, they'll be wary of volunteers who came to them.

show bobs & vagene

"I've sent fake bombs to 12 democrats so it will look like Republicans did it. I await further orders."

Say this.

Scratch my original suggestion, see if she has any suggestions to help an undocumented citizen to vote because you're so scared about the state of things in this country.

"We must get the caravan into this country before the election. We need them to vote democrat."

offer to drive voters to the polls .

I share no common interest with a party that wishes to replace me. Your party would rather let drug addicts and lazy worthless people keep their hands in my pocket by raising my taxes. I can not support you destorying the first and 2nd amendments. You and your party are looking to enslave the people. I will not vote to put myself in chains.
Have good day xir.

Q predicted this

Never show up.

Too much too soon will make her not answerAsk her out. Start a sob story about how you white family hate you for dating poc.

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This

Yeah that sounds like something a RUSSIAN would say

Go the undocumented immigrant route

noice

Send her an isis beheading

This is gunna get gud.
Don't get arrested.

Dumbass, that's too obvious.

Holy kek.

Thread delivers

"tell me how you're going to put America First"

is this pasta

OP, tell them you're mother is shaking because she's an illegal

Better hope she isn't a 60 y/o ogre

I'm an expat Aussie you seppo fuckwit.

MENTION THAT YOU'RE AN UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT IN FEAR OF DEPORTATION BUT NEEDS HELP REGISTERING

I would love to see this blow up in their face. Top tier my friend.

>literally shaking
I kekd but youre flying too close to the sun user

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I will tell her I am undocumented next

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Based

>Undocumented? Great! No problem you can vote!

Keep it up non-faggot OP, you’re doing well just don’t sperg out, keep pushing the line though

There move here if you say you are undocumented is to say you can still help by volunteering. And if you actually show up and are actually mexican they will give you tips to make fraudulant votes. Not a good route unless you actually want to show up and are mexican.