Seriously why didn't/doesn't the U.S just annex Canada?

If the U.S were to annex Canada, it would become:

1.) The world's largest nation, overtaking Russia by 2.714 million km2

>USA (9.834 million km2) + Canada (9.98 million km2) = 19.814 million km2. Russia stands at around 17.1 million km2

2.) Gain some of the best freshwater reserves in the world. Among other mostly finite resources.

3.) Connect Alaska to the continental USA

Among many other things, why doesn't the U.S just do it? At this point it's a national security issue because you could argue the growing influence of China on Canada poses a threat to the U.S. They are buying up huge swathes of real estate and some of them are de facto agents of Beijing. Even the mayor of Vancouver himself is married to a Chinese pop star who is friendly with the CCP.

Canada's military is a joke and would be defeated within a day or two by a true force. And if that "true force" wasn't America, it would mean that America has to defend these ungrateful idiots regardless.

I just can't see the point of Canada existing anymore. At least with Mexico you can argue it's a different culture, and they have so many problems we would never want to inherit, but with Canada there isn't that big of a cultural difference.

And who would "sanction" the U.S? LOL. No one would care within a few years and it would all blow over.

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Have enough niggers as it is

It would piss off britain

we'd be stuck with canadians

"Canadians" wouldn't exist anymore, they would become Americans. They're too pussy to do the whole separatist rebel thing anyway.

Except Quebec, we'd maybe just give the French Canadians their own country.

>Canada there isn't that big of a cultural difference
As long as you leave us the fuck alone, you can annex english canada, they are americans in waiting anyway

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French Canada is best Canada

Calling them Americans wouldn't make them less of fags.

I don't want to inherit the problems of another country with a failed immigration policy. I'd rather the Canadians fix it themselves, and I think they'd agree. No reason why we couldn't work more closely together but neither of us want each others' problems.

Basé et rougepillulé.

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We'd have to kill all the commies first.

We have won every war against the US. They fear us because we don't look like the goblino's they are used to.

Its another episode of "Jow Forums fails to understand how the world works"...

>annex a country
>it'll blow over

kek

This country is full of people and their progeny who left America to dodge the draft and republican presidents. You don’t want these faggots influencing your laws.

I’m all for the annex if you deport all the nonwhites to Quebec and Ontario and just take the western provinces. That’s beneficial for everyone involved.

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Because Americans are pussies who have been saying that they could for 200 years, but never actually will.

To expand on this, Nunavut/Manitoba would be as far east as should be annexed. Quebec gets to be a separate country and to appease them they get control of an additional nonwhite English-speaking territory (Ontario) to the west of it. You may want to annex Newfoundland/PEI/New Brunswick/Nova Scotia for their coastal fishing economies and so on as well, which would still leave Quebec/Ontario muttland not land-locked

>tfw this will never happen

You're right on many things - Canada is just the U.S., only colder and more faggy due to no 1A & 2A. And the identity of English Canadians is basically just "we're America but better!". But the US annexing Canada will not happen without some major cataclyism or war. Remember how much shit went down when Putin took a small peninsula from Memekraine?

>Québec
>Muttland
Pick one

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Canada would never accept being annexed willingly and doing it by force would cause a huge shit storm

Try reading comprehension. I didn’t say it was, I said the combination of it and Ontario would be, as their own country, after the nonwhites from the west were shipped to Ontario.

>Senator Justin Trudeau
Lmao no

>Calling them Americans wouldn't make them less of fags.

And yet you elected this faggot twice .

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Oof

>I don't want to inherit the problems of another country with a failed immigration policy. I'd rather the Canadians fix it themselves, and I think they'd agree. No reason why we couldn't work more closely together but neither of us want each others' problems.

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Burgers, you'd have the biggest Ukrainian diaspora in the world if you annex Canada.

You whine about Jews? Wait until you see us.

Thanks for Kandahar, faggot

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>Have enough niggers as it is
Ya ... And you had one as president for eight years . But I guess you forgot about that .

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Westphalian Sovereignty.

If we annex Canada we have to give Texas back to Mexico. The Mexicans don't want it back so the deal's off.

Why would we need to annex Canadian? Is there a desperate shortage of faggots here?

because last time you tried, they burned the White house down

> Remember how much shit went down when Putin took a small peninsula from Memekraine?

And now no one cares, besides that was completely justified on his part because Ukraine was overthrown and we installed pro U.S anti Russian puppets.

They were going to lose their military base there, and Crimea was historically a Russian territory from the 1700s up until the 1950s when it was assigned to the Ukrainian SSR, but then the USSR collapsed which no one had the foresight of (it would be like predicting the U.S collapsing), and so it was erroneously granted to Ukraine in 1991. A few years before they joined Russia, they already had autonomy (their own separate congress) from Ukraine despite officially being a part of it.

That being said, the majority of Crimeans were Russians anyway which is why it went smoothly with no violence (unlike what you saw in Eastern Ukraine). We would have some unrest but it would boil over and Russia is doing fine despite the sanctions that WE imposed, but there is literally no one greater than the U.S so no one, and nothing could stop us.

That's because Putin isn't part of the global Jewish cabal

Cyka xoxol

>Why would we need to annex Canadian? Is there a desperate shortage of faggots here?

Naw .... You're right as a matter of fact . You had the biggest black faggot in the world . And he was your President for eight years .

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The prairies of Canada are very similar to the Pontic Steppe

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Trudeau would sign your annexation papers if you parked 5 aircraft carriers on our front door. No need for violence.

Made me chuckle

The real Americans live in the southern part of America

Do it faggots

He would immediately try to run for president, no thanks.

its full of canadians

canada's landbase is only worth about 5 of the US states. Honestly you'd probably get more out of annexing all of mexico than annexing all of Canada even though the Canadian landbase is many more square miles on paper.

Because the 21T debt hasn’t come do yet.

>you’d get more out of annexing shit land full of disease and nonwhites
are you retarded? There’s so much prime agriculture land and so many pristine natural resources you shiteating Toronto worm

36 million additional commie voters would doom the USA. We don't need another California.

>Do it faggots
Well they had a Black fag President for eight years . So , you never know .

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If we annexed Canada, the Canadians would become Americans and vote for gun control. No thank you!

Go ahead add 33+ million democrat voters. our right wing parties are closer to the democrats.

Don't worry, we'll give them Puerto Rico status.

"Canadian" here, some factors and points to consider;
-most Canadians are docile
-Canada is internally fractured by regional and provincial divisions that could be exploited to assisted annexation.
-while not everyone is armed, there are a lot of people who are, there are lots of accurate high power hunting rifles with scopes out there, it would be best to give zcanadians full constitutional rights instead of angering that segment of the populace.
-while there are diehard patriotic Canadians, there are also American descended Canadians such as myself who realize the importance of one day fully achieving manifest destiny, the future of western civilization quite possibly depends on it.
-much of this land is a frozen wasteland for several months of the year and as a result most Canadians live in clusters either in or around major cities almost always situated near the border.
-Toronto and Vancouver could be turned into dumping grounds for America's human trash. Exploit those cities present initiatives to house refugees in dorms and hotels, cause mini collapses within those cities, wall them off and move all of the old stock Canadians out, but give them the option of still owning their property and renting it out to undesirables contained in the cities. Establish a green belt outside of the GTA and lower mainland Metro Van and then declare certain areas in there kill zones and allow for bands of roving Jow Forumstards, head hunters and tourists who wish to hunt the most dangerous game to operate in that stretch of territory and keep it clear of any human activity & hunt down anyone who tries to escape from the metropolitan detention facilities.
-we have resources, but they are all finite and need to be managed properly. All resource sectors would need to be economically nationalized in the best interests of the people of the newly established political union of the United States & Canada.
-we need to do something to stop the importation of Chinese Fentanyl

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YES WE KNOW THANKS FOR FUCKING REPEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER IT REALLY HELPS HOLY SHIT

Alaska is a Russian clay

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Yep, you'd all be just cucks.

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fuck britbongs canada isnt really a desirable state anyways

Don't be a indian giver.

>36 million additional commie voters would doom the USA. We don't need another California.

Fuck off with your commie crap . It seems that you've got more commies in the US anyway .

You did elect obama twice as President . Right ?

Because they dont want to join.

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>YES WE KNOW THANKS FOR FUCKING REPEATING YOURSELF OVER AND OVER IT REALLY HELPS HOLY SHIT


Then why don't you faggots stop posting these fucking annex Canada threads every fucking day .

>America is one person
Ive never posted one of these threads
And I've seen more leafs than burgers post them begging for American cock
So fuck you buddy guy

You russians did literally nothing with the land except get a few pelts off it and rape a few eskimos.

I'd bet a 6 pack and a box of 5.56 that there are more niggers in the USA than there are people in the entirety of Canada

>rape eskimos

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Let them LARP as the last bastion of French culture on the planet.
Give them their sovereignty, they will be quick to become yet another vassal state like Puerto Rico.

Yeah but we have the french. I'd rather have the niggers at least they dont look like us while acting like giant faggots.

Oh yeah Quebec is going to give up the vice grip it has on the balls of Canada to become a puppet. good luck America would have to establish a national language and that would have to include french.

the united states would go from 37% non hispanic white to probably 34%

>Ive never posted one of these threads
>And I've seen more leafs than burgers post them begging for American cock
>So fuck you buddy guy

Go fuck your mother , you fucking vegetable .
And you would talk about begging for cock since your last black president was a raging faggot .

Oh yeah and don't forget about his "wife" . What was the name ????? Michelle or Michael ?

Fuck off

Please do.

How high are you boyo? Quebec is alright. Good place with good people. Hilariously corrupt government though. It would be... interesting... to see what they did without federal gibs. The people of Quebec though, they're great. I love it there. If you want more darkies go to Toronto and see how great it is. It's going to end up like Chicago or Detroit within a decade.

The people are arrogant. all they do is steal money from the west Canada would be better off if every Pepsi was dragged out into the street and shot.

fuck no.
they are proud to be north americans but not americans.
lets keep it that way.
no hard feelings leaves.

>They're too pussy to do the whole separatist rebel thing anyway.
this is so fucking true

We have enough dirty liberals and jews in this country without adding more.

>Give Quebec their own Country
They would only want it if they get to use your dollar/your medical/your army oh and you gotta keep the equalization payments coming too.

>fuck no.
>they are proud to be north americans but not americans.
>lets keep it that way.
>no hard feelings leaves.

Thanks Yank .

>Canada would be better off if every Pepsi was dragged out into the street and shot.
The last line of defense of white interests in Canada would disappear. Enjoy your multicultural shithole

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If you actually believe this you're a retarded faggot.
You have more colored people than we have people you fucking retarded mutt.

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Other way around you mutant goblin alien hybrid freak.

The degeneracy outlet of the world calling us fags LOL. It's literally all your fault for all degenerate music, porn, games and videos.

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>Last line of defense of white interests
Thats a fucking joke they haven't done shit to stop the decline and they won't ever.

>cities are so degenerate
How does it feel to know white trash will be extinct in 2 generations?

>Fucking vegetable
IVE NEVER EATEN A VEGETABLE
SO IM LIKE 0% VEGETABLE

AND YEAH NO ONE IS DENYING THAT BARRY IS A FAG
FUCK YOUR OWN FACE YOU LOW IQ LITTLE ONIONS SUCKING GAY BOY

They tried to in 1812 and got fucked up

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We just voted in a right-wing nationalist party that promised to kick out migrants if they haven't integrated after 3 years, we're doing pretty well for ourselves mate

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White House in 1814 after Amerimutts attempted to annex Canada.

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Great you voted in a guy who is going to give them 3 years then do fucking nothing because they only have to wait 2 more years to apply for citizenship and it takes fucking years to deport someone I have people in my neighborhood that have outstanding deportation orders from 2008 for fuck sakes if you think anything is going to change our course your insane Canada committed to "multi-cultralism" in the fucking 80's we have been replacing ourselves for decades and your "nationalist" party won't do shit to stop it.

I do not think we could give a shit, currently we are all talk and no action anyways with a rudderless goverment.

You should go for it, nuke quebec though, keep the canadian special forces they seem to be useful and the mounties for a laugh.

What else is useful to keep in Canada apart from the ice hockey team?

thats what happens when niggers and mutts try to fuck with arians

All caps, so it must be true.

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Excellently stated, mein bruder

Because within 50 years borders will not matter and neither will national governments.

Just do it or shut the fuck up. My gun is ready to spill Burger grease from a far distance

hahaha Remember when you guys kept them at bay in 1812, then when Britain smashed Napoleon we came and double penetrated the mutts with you lol

Thanks for burning down the white house. that was cool of you

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We like to let liberal shitheads keep our resources clean for us. We'll come take them when we feel lime it.

>inb4 amerigoblin

Fuck you maple nigger, pass that oil and water over now.