Brit/pol/: Punished Ackee Edition

>Man arrested for trying to steal original 1215 Magna Carta from Salisbury Cathedral
telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10/26/man-45-arrested-trying-steal-original-1215-magna-carta-salisbury/

>Brexit FURY: Petition to STOP People's Vote gains TENS OF THOUSANDS of supporters in days
express.co.uk/news/politics/1036581/Brexit-news-peoples-vote-second-referendum-leave-EU-brussels-politics-news-petition

>Templegate’s horse racing tips: Cheltenham, Doncaster, Newbury and Kempton – Templegate’s betting preview for racing on Friday, October 26
thesun.co.uk/sport/horseracing/7581333/todays-templegate-horse-racing-tips/

>Ivy the police dog roasted to death after being left in car by officer for more than two hours
metro.co.uk/2018/10/26/ivy-the-police-dog-roasted-to-death-after-being-left-in-car-by-officer-for-more-than-two-hours-8076177/

> Pregnant Meghan Markle in tears of laughter as children sing her a song about mosquitoes
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6318681/Pregnant-Meghan-Markle-tears-laughter-children-sing-song-mosquitoes.html

>Goat hunting controversy
channel4.com/news/goat-hunting-controversy

>Lord Sugar: Johnson and Gove should be in prison for Brexit referendum lies
theneweuropean.co.uk/lord-sugar-johnson-and-gove-should-be-in-prison-for-brexit-referendum-lies-1-5751886

>Chinese journalist charged with assault after 'slapping Tory activist' at Birmingham party conference
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/journalist-slap-tory-party-conference-chinese-assault-video-conservative-birmingham-a8601946.html

>DWP's 'fortress mentality' fails benefit claimants, say MPs
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45985869

>Hope of breakthrough in Glasgow equal pay dispute
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45982335

>Lord Hain defends naming Sir Philip Green over harassment claims
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45987084

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British ethnogalaxy by 2050

WE CONQURED ALL OF AFRICA
WERE NEVER GOING TO STOP
FROM LAMBETH TO THE LAGOS
WE TOOK DA FUCKING LOT

NGUBU AND MBWEBÉÉÉÉÉÉ
SCORING ALL THE GOOOAALS
IM A BIG FAT BASTARD
CUZ I LOVE MY SUASAGE ROLLS

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

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Wtf is ackee

im getting really tired of this shit

Define "right".

Jamaican ketchup is the shit

Why isn't anyone talking about Indian problem.

Muh Niggers muh Pakis,what about poos?

Varkenvlees en Rundvlees

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Are you scared about the rise of the right?

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>>neutral design
That

Most of the indians here are relatively harmless (compared to pakis and black) upper class ones from africa who run corner shops
All though the indians that live in north west london are as scummy as pakis

disgusting

And lets not forget they provide employment for hundreds of thousands.

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GRENDFILL TOWA, I AINT FURGETTIN' TARESA MEY

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Purple Ackee?

well so we have this big sailing event each year in my city (kiel) and i worked there. people from all over the world come there and do their sailing stuff. he was a bong boomer and was in a hurry so i didnt talk much with him. he seemed rather aloof so i didnt try to make jokes or small talk. but nevertheless, my first real life encounter with a bong.

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Stop the rise of the Right! Stop this Fascists!

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>helps save country from becoming purely service sector

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the people who live in them and the fact they are evreywhere

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This definitely needs goalposting.

Might just be a peacoat to be fair

Imagine sargons big white cock in the mouth of that black woman

I suppose you just want to stop building houses then? Do you know anything at all about the economics of providing affordable housing? If new houses were built like they used to be, nobody would be able to afford one.

Has anyone made a Nicolas cage joke yet?
I doubt they will ever get in power, I mean I kind of want the right to get a bit more in power so we can balance ourselves and not drive straight of the fucking cliff into a left nightmare.

i have no idea who this is.

Just post their own words verbatim, it's just as funny

Once new builds inevitably cover the entire country will they start building multi-story platforms for newbuilds so i can't even enjoy my hover car?

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good

They're built on green belts and floodplains, often under dubious circumstances.
They do not update the local infrastructure to accomodate the increase in population and are often built with no local amenities such as schools, shops, or doctors.

*replaces your ancient woodland*

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Typical unilad, I reckon

Stop the far Right Fascists! Nazi scum off our streets!

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Here you go, Dad!
Fuck the EU! You've got a bigger fighter in this game on your side! For instance, the day before yesterday, a kraut ACTUALLY believed that we would side with them!

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*gains approval next to ornate Victorian architecture*

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?

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*houses families with no ties to the town, county, region or country*

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Stop the racist Right in the UK!

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*made with awful building materials and even worse supports, likely to sink into the surrounding clay or fall apart in twenty years.*

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Haha, you assume we won;t fall in the next 20 years and so poor and so backwards techwise we could build that shit.
I do wonder, say no deal does happen and Italy does say fuck it and still goes ahead with their budget, what will happen to the EU?

why not just do this

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>look unaesthetic and depressing
>not built to last. will be torn down in a couple of decades
>ruin Green spaces and/or stick out like a sore thumb in populated areas

>Haha, you assume we won;t fall in the next 20 years
Dafty.

pakis are an artificially created nation, they're poos in fact

*radically alters the size of your historic town*

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*gets filled with corbyn's friends from the calais jungle camp*

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*begins calcium staining upon completion*

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>what will happen to the EU?
FUCK THEM, THAT'S WHAT!

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Thanks son *pats head & smiles with a proud expression*

And begins to recite a poem:

"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

-Harold Wood, Ontario, Canada

Which will be the last one standing?

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what a faggot

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This island will collapse in 1-2 years. Screen cap this

What ancient woodland? All of our proper ancient woodland has all but been destroyed long ago, much of it after the last ice age, cleared for hunting and animal rearing.

>They're built on green belts and floodplains,
Of course, all of other land has been taken up, it's the price we have to pay.

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looks like a rite good spot for a bunch of newbuilds like

You mean the physical island or the countries on it?

There is literally nothing wrong with it.

It is far more a complicated and interesting design than any hill fort from the iron age, anyone who says otherwise simply doesn't know what they're talking about.

Cultural Marxism is basically mix of ideas of Voltaire,Nietzche,Karl Marx,Charles Darwin and Sigmund Freud

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both, brexit is literally going to sink the UK into the ocean

10 quid on the green stuff la

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Not gonna bother. Britain will take millions of years to collapse into the sea.

anyone who says otherwise is a racist bigot

people in london unironically believe this

Did you guys watch Sarg*n doing the radio 4 interview?

youtube.com/watch?v=g1D1DgJE3ZE

>take container
>cut out one side
>put glass in
>put wood n shieet inside
>complicated and interesting design

....... into the sea ?

North West are Bangladeshi vermin

No, as in it will be a real life battle royale.

It's difficult to know how many people truly advocate violence and are prevented from doing so by laws and forum rules. How many advocate violence but are prevented from expressing this due to laws and forum rules? How much can you legally advocate violence? Can we escape our current peril without using violence? Is this all just pointless without violence?

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>Be a bit weird to be bollock-naked in it

How are you getting Nietzche and Darwin?

>Man arrested for trying to steal original 1215 Magna Carta from Salisbury Cathedral
The Ultimate Heist

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who gives a shit about that brainlet

east end are the bangledeshis, north west is all indians and kikes

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Kek bloody hell, literal weeds will outlast these places.

Why are you posting pictures of places where houses cannot be built? Try putting your foundations into the granite that underpin such regions. There's a reason they are barren and empty of people. 90% of the country is 'unbuilt' because the land is either unsuitable for anything else other than grouse-shooting or is put to use for farming. Replacing farming land with houses is a ridiculous concept - increasing the population whilst reducing the ability to feed itself. It's pouring water down the drain during a drought.

Thus end our historic villages, towns and counties, vistas that have endured for millennia replaced with identikit housing estates that rust, rot and ruin within seconds of habitation by people who have no more ties to the area than the wind that rushes over it.

It's true! I would like for you Brits to know that during the Falklands Island war, WE WERE THERE AS WELL!

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2165945/Not-neutral-Ronald-Reagan-secret-plans-loan-U-S-warship-Britain-aircraft-carrier-lost-Falklands-War.html?ico=amp-comments-viewall#article-2165945

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Have you not read Protocols of Elders of Zion?

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>How much can you legally advocate violence?
Not at all. There are lads in jail for Jow Forums posts right now, no memes. Jez Turner's serving a 1 year sentence for saying,
>let’s free England from Jewish control. Let’s liberate this land. Listen, soldiers, listen to me. It’s time to liberate our country.
at an event

And roundhouses for example that you probably think of as more authentic or belonging (whatever that means these days), are literally just sticks and straw.

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>advocates white genocide
>gets invited onto the bbc
wow

>growing population
Thats the problem.

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Like the WWE?

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That doesn't really have anything to do with my question

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