Brit/pol/: When They Wrongly Send You Diet Irn-Bru Edition

how many cousins do you havem i'm estimating you will get 14K as it's what i got.

Cutting out soda is the easiest thing to do
Cut out breakfast or lunch if you don't do a labour intensive job or get tired quickly

>six years since any sort of relationship with any female other than my mother

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Because not having a body like Arnie isn't a dealbreaker for women. So long as you look like you run a bit and aren't fat, you're good to go for like 90% of them. Don't get me wrong, being in shape helps but it's not massively important. Personality is.

And Lucozade.

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eat less

>imagine eating this

>imagine supporting pakistani rape gangs that are attacking our young vulnerable girls.

So how do you guys like the OP? Did i do well?

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wtf i hardly drink "soda" (pop) and i don't eat breakfast either
i'll just cut out bread aswell

>whynotboth.jpg

We love you too bong

youtube.com/watch?v=QvAKa22Ire4

>It's not a great idea to rub your bun on dads head

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4 of my generation
2 heirs of my parents generation
No idea how its getting disturbed and if I'm getting any at all, it would feel ride to ask
They live in a really expensive part of Kent so it is potentially alot

Apart from family i don't actually enjoy spending time with women, I just find them unintresting and irritating.

Read the Jow Forums sticky and visit their /fat/ general

Feel a bit sorry for the Chinese students who come thinking everything will be like Downton Abbey

*Rude to ask

you chips look disgusting

Good
Premarital sex is degenerate

It's all in your mind

Your brain has done a number on you

Double nugget and a bottle a' ginger pal.

Because i dont actually enjoy drinking and "going out"

i dont like her face or neck but everything else look great...replace her head please

you did terribly i spent 24 posts about leasing cars and you didn't use it in the OP

chipshop chips are fucking shit
they have the taste and texture of cardboard

What the hell is that and where did you buy it? Looks like chips from the chippy mixed with chicken from a kebab shop. Are you in Barnsley?

It's this.

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you could become an excutor and cut them all out, they won't know any different

There are plenty of other ways to socialise than going down Blu Bamboo for shots

No insectoid posting please

>we probably used to own your ancestors at some point down the line

Newcastle?

you live in kingston

you should cut down on your porklife mate get some exercise

Kinda hard when thats 99% of English people's only concept of socialising.

>this "food"
Jesus christ, have some fucking dignity.

Thats 2 years maximum you fucking retard, not a mandatory waiting period of 2 years

What the fuck is that Nigel!? Bits of bark or woodchips? Looks like shit tbqh

Sargoy of Akkad - Trolling IRL
youtu.be/c-pNGlZRjig

They had the cutest king in history

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It's not British food mate it's paki food

What is this? Onions, a lemon rind, pancakes and wood shavings? Is that a piss bottle?

Why is it always the libs who push for political discussions?

Almost lamped some prick in the pub tonight because somebody asked if I'm a Tory and he jumped on it like a bitch in heat.

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They virtue-signal to themselves

join a MTG club or some shit. Always some fatty beta girl who is boss of the nerds...... win her and you will become master of the cards

all I need is massivenigger and it's a set

And you give money to your invaders on top of that. How fucking pathetic. I bet he ejaculated in the sauce. No, I hope he ejaculated in the sauce.

her stupid retro hair is making her look like she's bogpilled, her face is actually very decent

>mtg
Join a wargaming group instead

Anglo cuisine, everyone.

Same happened with me, my mate mentioned to a bird that im a Catholic and she got all in my face about abortion.

That just sounds like a gay hobby tbqh.

Stay mad, faggot

harsh words for someone so apparently calm

It's a munchy box. You get them in Scotland but I think they're slowly making their way down South.

Apologies, lad.

Depends, though. When you're younger, yeah, most people just want to go and get hammered in some shithole playing Rihanna at 100dB. The trick is to find places that aren't like that. Pace yourself a bit. Play pool. Talk shit. Enjoy the moment.

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this

Can you buy haggis in fast food places in Scotland?

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Speaking of Munchy Boxes my dad owns a prime real estate spot in NYC and wants to open up a restaurant and I almost have him convinced it should sell Munchie Boxes. When he commits I will ask you guys to help name it.

tell that nasty twat to use birth control or stop being a dumb fucking whore

Aye lad

Talk about what? Fucking music and football? Its just all so tiresome.

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I just said I dont like talking about politics when ive been drinking.

I can't unsee that now

>American cuisine

This does not look edible.

>outsiders coming into brit/pol/ thinking they're the final authority on everything we post
it's a couple people with the same 10 images of paki takeouts, calm down

...

This is /21yearoldvirgin/pol now

you should always be ready to put a dumb cunt in her place

Is he going to chop up school girls and mix them in to make it authentic style?

No it's not ffs I'm depressed enough
Let's just meme together bros

Aye

Yes. Go to a chip shop and get a 'haggis supper'. They'll deep fry one for you.

They're fucking amazing.

Then find friends that talk about shit you're mutually interested in. They're still going to want to go to the pub.

Or spend your youth sitting stewing about it at the weekends on here.

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Get Gavin Mcinnes to fund it, hes Scottish

have him make munchy boxes that are actually decent food

Enjoy your chopped up rape victims.

Why are you depressed about it? it doesn't even matter.

George Washington nearly died a virgin many times over.

I dont care enough to hate you back

It amuses me that in every The Guardian article about Tommy, they call him Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. Reminds me when the Matrix agents including agent Smith always called Neo Mr. Anderson.

being skinny is worse than being fat
Skinny men are weak, women obviously despise the physically weak

wish i hadn't have posted that earlier, it's baited all the mutts into the thread

I pity brits

All these cunts still supporting these fucking non tax paying sandcunts

Dont be a faggot

This post is islamaphobic. Pls delet

I don't eat at foreign restaurants, I cook better food at home. Every time you eat a kebab or curry you're giving succor to the enemy.

youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

Whatever you're into, some other sad bastards are into as well, just find them

And I mean sad bastard in the most affectionate way

>guy uses alias for his personal protection
>leftist media finds his real name
>le epic gotcha dis is proof he is fake and a coward lets always mention it

Preaching to the converted lad. Let down by my fellow Anglos