Brit/pol/ Cheese With Your Chips Edition

The rat can stay but the kebab dudes have to go

Checked

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>release the new rott episode

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I have never had a kebab

It's just all part of the great British tapestry.

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That's just seasoning user

>support your local kebaby
and get kuru

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how much feces is in that meat

tree fiddy

you a loyalist or something?

considering its mostly sphincter meat, relatively little kek

You’re kidding me. That slop looks disgusting, and this is coming from a burger.

looking dapper gents

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Stopped watching Woes ages ago. What is that man's long-term plan? Just a pudgy eceleb running on the fumes of the already more than tarnished "alt-right" brand.

This guy posted a video like 3 hours ago in which he looks extremely lost and depressed. You can go write him something nice in the comments.

hmm
should I ban you?
yes I think I'll ban you

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If you're telling me you wouldn't scoff the fuck out of that after a few beers, you're lying.

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stop it mate

>Eating food that is prepared by someone who wipes their ass with their hands
same reason I'll never visit India

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ENGLAND LIVES AND MARCHES ON!

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thats the only reason? kek

now i want a kebab

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what's with brits eating sand nigger child meat boxes, how is this british at all is everyone british pol pollster actually a sand nigger or something? fucking disgusting and disgraceful.

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>about 6 months ago i made a commitment to try my first munchy box the next time we have an election night but i think im going to back outof that one

Don't be a pussy, lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=8IiOzdo1xQY

TAKE THE CHALLENGE

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IT NOT FUCKING MEAT ITS ALL SHIT!

It is literal shit they have molded into something that looks less like shit. It is absolute garbage if you eat it you become absolute garbage.

I would never eat this shit

you're doing allah's work my friend

Delete all of your Apus.

Have to feel sorry for the cunt, he's too sensitive to have thrust himself into far-right politics like he has been. And so many of his fans say the same shit - Hit the gym bro. Stop smoking bro. Lose weight bro, we need you for the movement.

He's just some sad guy who bit off more than he could chew. He needs to get over the twitter thing though, that video where he went on about it and nearly started crying when he looked back on his last tweet was cringe.

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wish we could visit india again if you know what i mean

lel what are your extra reasons?

Tell me you didn't buy that from a Paki or a Turk.

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What are you listening to anons?
youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0

yes

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wrong link
youtube.com/watch?v=DY1s9SmrQRE

He has no plan, he is just another lost neet in this degenerate world. But yet he is still /our neet

>ask mr kebabi for cheesy chips
>just get chips in a polystyrene box with a pile of grated cheddar sitting on top that refuses to melt
wow £3 well spent

nice

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>wrong link

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youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM

>cheddar
i doubt it

Can't you go and speak to your local head monk?

Honestly, we Americans want to know why Bongs are literally addicted to greasy sliced mystery meat that's most likely made from abducted young girls taken from your cities. It's creepy and gross.

Demos from The Queen Is Dead

Make me cunt.

Yeah, it was weird how deeply he was affected by being banned from twitter.

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He put out a new video today talking about it more, he was also dealing with getting rejection by someone he was infatuated with at the same time. He also has a new twitter now anyway.

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fuck you bloody

Terrible advice. Fuck Boomers and their shite memes

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Mr. Kebab.. can you tell me what part is not made of 9 year old girls?

mozpilled
youtube.com/watch?v=DPRVXTytJQ0

>WHY YOU SHOUTING ME?!

Fuck this is exactly like a scene from Fat Pizza. (yes I know that show is aussie)

Only savages eat the fucking munchy box. Get cuts of shish in a kebab house that does fresh salad with their own sauces.

>*THUNDER STRIKE*
>*LIGHTENING VISUALS*
>*BOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOM*
>stares into camera
>pours coca cola into glass
>still staring
>”hullo”
>*sips*
>”richard spencer and i ...”
>lights up fag
>”wer torkin about anti-far”
>*laughs maniacally into camera*
>inhales smoke
>blows out smoke slowly
>”where was i... ar yas richard spencer and i have decided to get married”

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You know it, he gets the normals fucking seething because he waciss

The only bad part is limiting it to 1 or 2 children.

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I think the twitter thing was sort of the straw the broke the camel's back. Seems he's had quite a few personal issues going on.

don't come over here giving it all that. Your eggs are white.

>that fasces on the wall behind him
I'd get one of those except I'd feel like a sperg somehow

I unironically answer the phone with "hullo" in a Woes accent

didn't we just dig up and fuck with the skeleton of Captain Matthew Flanders the person who named your country in order to build a pointless railway terminal.

Ok and then, then we just tipped him into the rubbish, we all accepted it and we just dropped him into a recycling plant becase we don't care, we don't care about australia or the prisoners who live there.

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Fuck off. He doesnt need to take advice "bro". He is perfectly fine drinking a can of coke and having a fag. What he needs is for faggots who only care about his appearance to go find someone else to hassle and stop giving him unsolicited and disparaging advice.

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youtube.com/watch?v=O1cTiqXWKII
post your best moz

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I sometimes mix it up and get a mixed naan kebab instead to be fair. That has chicken and lamb shish in it.

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No but seriously what is in this, I genuinely cannot tell

looks like a spastic made it

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>having a fag

You mean

>histrionically smoking a fag like an edgy fifteen year old uner the assumption that it confers legitimacy and authority to the shite he's spouting

It's excruciating watching the fat cunt do it. He's like that bald faggot who does the same and has a glass of whisky too.

That pic made me genuinely angry. I get why people only eat this when they're shitfaced.

youtube.com/watch?v=y9Gf-f_hWpU

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Lol another day of doing nothing.

Kill me now.

You'd have to not put any doner on it for me, that shit is disgusting.

Large mixed with chips is proper fat cunt tier... Can you see your toes user?

To be fair, most of the middle east is a standard deviation below the norm so you may be correct.

Okay, that's still pretty bad, but the worst of all is chips on pizza. They should create a database of people who buy them, so they can find them and grind them down into munchy boxes for other retards. Over time we might get a form of human spongiform encephalopathy, which could wipe out the population of Sunderland.

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Chicken pakora
Vegetable pakora
Mushroom pakora
Onion rings
Doner meat
Chips
Salad and kebab sauce on the side

Sometimes a little variation depending on the shop but the above ingredients are standard.

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>Sunderland

How old was she?

forgot pic
too much shisha and kofte

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Cemetry Gates is lyrical greatness

>Work Hard
To pay for immigrants benefits

>Keep Fit
Don't have a social life, we need you pay for our healthcare

>Save for the future
Because we have borrowed trillions and even though you won't get any interest on savings someone needs to pay the bank

>Have 1 or 2 children
Accept that this country belongs to pakis and wogs so boomers can live out their final years comfortably in white enclaves

>No Binge Drinking
Think of the police and the NHS! Boomers had enough fun Fridays nights for everyone.

Im serious, everyone over 50 but under 80 deserves quick and painful death.

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just do something tomorrow instead

Are we dating now? The only time I've ever heard The Smiths was when some girl tried to show off her taste in music.

>He's like that bald faggot who does the same and has a glass of whisky too.
I have no idea who you mean. If Woes wants to smoke its not the place of strangers to harangue him into quitting.

>shisha and kofte

good lad

The day is only an hour in.

>The only time I've ever heard The Smiths was when some girl tried to show off her taste in music.
and you let her go why?

the smiths are based
please go back to /ptg/