How rustled would your jimmies be if glorious Lord Jesus, Hallowed by thy name...

How rustled would your jimmies be if glorious Lord Jesus, Hallowed by thy name, descended from the heavens during the day of the Rapture and personally guided exclusively the Jews and no one else into His kingdom, leaving everyone else behind to rot in hellish misery on Earth?

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Hey Rabbi, I'm gonna be late to worship this weekend. Give the fellow kazars my best

Huh. Still a cunt.

How rustled would your jimmies be if he took all us Messianic Jews and left the Orthodox, Reformed, Ashkenazi, Sephardic, etc. behind?

I'd look forward to hell.

How exactly would it be hell on earth if all the Jews were gone?

I wouldnt mind.
If the real Jesus comes (not some bluebeam shit) it would imply an afterlife and allknowing God.
If he decides i am not worth it, than he has his reasons and would be right, probably. Therefore, for the sake of humanity and rightousness, I would avvept my fate. I would sacrifice myself for something good. For something most would benefit from, not me

Alright, you got me.

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Consider it a form of segregation.

You probably wouldn't mind segregation even if it meant you got the raw end of the deal right? :-)

>Implying
I don't think Jesus is picking up the ones who rejected him for 2000 years.

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I don't think Jesus is picking up the ones who rejected him for 2000 years

Jesus is the Messiah that the Jews had been anticipating for centuries. As such, He was born into a Jewish family and was reared according to Jewish law in a Jewish town. Jesus selected Jewish disciples, spoke in Jewish synagogues and the Jewish temple, and traveled mostly in Jewish areas. His mission, in fulfillment of the Jewish prophets, was to the Jewish people.

In other words, yeah I believe he will do exactly that.

>The Jews have been anticipating Jesus
Um, no sweetie, he showed up and they killed him.
The Jews are the chosen people because that's who Jesus revealed himself to, not because they all get a ticket to heaven for just existing.
The Jews that accept his message in their hearts get to go with the rest of us.

I'd be pointing and laughing at all the christians that believed the story where Jesus lead his people out of egypt (Christians, not Jews) where Jesus says that the chosen people (Christians) follow him and convert because Judaism became corrupted and they were all sodomites.

Anti-semitism is never ok. They are quite literally the most oppressed group of people in the history of our species and need special protection.

OBEY THE CUBE:

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>Who could this be

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One question.

Do you suppose it will it happen within your lifetime?

...? Space jews?

I'd laugh in three different forms of intoxication due to the pointlessness of not receiving salvation

>Anti-semitism
Do you believe in Noah and the boat that put every living creature of earth into it? The entire world flooded with mud, toxins, plant life, destoying the planet?


Do you believe in his son Shem?


Semites = Shem's children


Anti-Shemitism = believing in the race of Shem


Are you retarded?

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Time cube

Honestly I’d be pretty upset desu.

I wouldnt give a shit. Id start massacring all of you.

>Anti-semitism is never ok.
Fresh from Reddit, I see.

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>jews gone
>earth is great again

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That would be impossible. Jews don’t believe in Jesus.

idgaf t.b.h

It would sure change my perception of jesus and what he sees as good and holy.

/thread

>kill son of god
>still kike your way to heaven

god is a goy

would never happen. says in the bible it would never happen. if it did happen, and he was trolling us the whole time, that'd be pretty rude.

try it bud im the most powerful fighter in the world not even bullets can hurt me they just bounce off my muscles as I laugh at A PEA BRAIN!!!!

It was a harvest by ayylmaos. They would presumably be freeze dried into Jew Jerky and eaten by space squid.

I can't say anything on the matter. I've got no idea when it will happen.
I guess that's kind of the point though. I figure it will be like how an inspector will choose a random day, so he catches them in the middle of their routine instead of giving them time to prepare everything just right for his visit.
Given how intensely the faithful are being tested in the West, maybe it'll happen soon? Who knows.

I've seen better b8 lying in the road.

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>Rapture
This is heretical protestant nonsense

Then it's Pascal.
>If this fantastical scenario happens then Jesus was a liar all along
>And if Jesus was a liar all along, then we were all doomed all along
>I lost nothing by hating the synagogue of Satan and building myself, family, and community up
>There was nothing I could gain by being nice to the evil synagogue anyway.

Another fucking goddamn Jewsus thread.

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>Flag
I'm pretty sure you're heretical Marxist nonsense.

So the answer ISN'T no?

Lmao. You couldn't say no could you? Lmao.

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The Polish are the real jews so I get to go to heaven.

In the Talmud the Jews say that Jesus is in hell boiling in excrement for all eternity.

Of course they bake retarded zionist breads (and infiltrate churches with zionism) because the one thing they hate more than Jesus are those who have replaced them as God's chosen people by believing in Him.

Open borders for Israel
>oy vey goyim you must never question the legitimacy of the narrative of the oppressed jew

34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

>not reading the Scriptures
>not realising the Righteous can be both Jew and Gentile

Good good goyim.

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The "jews" that accept jesus aren't jews at all. They are christians. This shit ain't rocket science.

You're right.

I am. Sorry I snapped at you.