Reminder the Ice Age starts this winter

maybe he lives in florida

I just want to get away from the humid 90-100 degree weather that lasts 8 months each year.
Correct.

this. how dare anyone question the narrative!? climate change means whenever something happens we blame republicans.

We are technically already in an ice age and have been for quite some time.

It was only due to the meteor impact 12,900 years ago that warmed things up as much as they are now.

I am looking forward to the coming winter.
The tides will rise, but not fall, and for 100 days straight it shall be so, and all the vermin shall be drowned.
The ice will march upon and within the seas towards the equator, cleansing the land of filth.
An age of winter shall come in which only the strong and the righteous shall prevail.
I pray that I, and all of you, are among them.

>”Gawwwed afternoon everyone. This is Adapt 2030, bring you y’all the latest news on the Grand Solar minimum. And heys a word from our sponsor, Hemp Lucid.”

Hope you are all stocked up and doing abit of home gardening.

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Where's evidence of the impact?

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no, it doesn't

>if you kill your enemies they win

Souf island if fooked

Whatever, more wood in the stove, more white bullshit to shovel

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life is fukken brutal

WINTER IS COMING XD

>tfw live down south

Feeling cheeky lads.

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>Global warming will cause the ice age, dummy
Imagine being this stupid.

good.

OH WINTERCHAN
OH WINTERCHAN
COME AND FREEZE MY SOUL

I am ready.

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See that massive spike leading to our current climate? That.
There's also evidence of micro-diamonds in 12,900yo strata that can only possibly occur during large asteroid/comet impacts with the earth.

It mashed into the ice sheets in the north pole and vaporized them, also causing a global flood.
The story of which managed to survive through oral tradition in some form or another in most every civilization.

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Winter last year started in September and we had out last blizzard April 24th. It began last year.

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>”global warming is a hoax”
>”so is climate change”
>”b-but the ice age is coming next year!”

You people are retards

>you will freeze to death in your lifetime and become an ice mummy for future anthropologists to study
>Post yfw

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>When niggers are killed from a one degree decrease of temperature.
I'm from Chicago, how long do I have before my city is engulfed?

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I hope this happens instead.

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>Lives in Chicago, not riddled with bullets.
How?

That sounds great to me. I hate the cold and only get like 2 months of summer here

Meh, where I live my goal is to make it all the way through Oct wearing shorts and flip flops. Twas breezy and cool this week, gonna be a high of 69° F tomorrow. Yikes! Better put on a sweater! Climbing back up to the upper 70s midweek... I got this.

You're a smart bong.

I like you.

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>letting Fiji live
samoa is the only redeemable pacific island
>png
>all the -stans
>Georgia (country)
>looks like you haven't deleted NY
>romania doesn't become one giant inland ocean
>england and wales still around
>germany too
I'll give you an 8/10 for effort. Is that a giant wall around NZ? nice touch.

I'm a polak who lives in a polak neighborhood, simple as. Don't enter into the sides with "South" or "West," these are nigger quarantine zones. The only way to exit the city is through the north, unless you want to die of course.

Wasn't sure if this thread was gonna die before I had time to post it.

I'll try better next time dad.

>all the niggers freezing to death
Would be worth the cold.

With ice sheets that large won't the American shoreline look considerably different? Thats a lot of trapped water and I am assuming the other side of the globe has a big ass Siberian ice sheet to match.

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I wish this winter was snowy as fuck

It's going to be 46 degrees here next week. May I come over, bros? I can't stand the heat.

I thought the ice caps were melting and we're all going to be underwater?

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>Leaves Tasmania
Why God, why!

(((they))) have been shill global warming because they knew eventually the warming would stop. We see know, just when it's about to get back the media is in full force pushing out this climate change shit, look at the recent (((IPCC))) report. Tell everyone they'll burn up and die, they won't be prepared for an ice age and starve/freeze to death. Part of depopulation.

>shoreline look considerably different?
yeah there'll be a ton more land to sell

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Ayy what's up Randall and/or Graham?

This is the dumbest thing I've read all fucking day. The glaciers melted because the temperature rose. Every time the global temps dropped since, human civilization has struggled. Every time. But sure, warming will cause an ice age...

Did Jews cause the last ice age?

>Different anonymous people are the same person
user, I...

looks cozy as fuck

Nope, but I think they caused the warming so non-whites weren't crammed near the equator and moved to white areas

Hum i’ve heard this before... sounds plausible. Though the main driver is the sun and it’s location, it is entering an empty patch of space that has alot less energy.

Come home, white man.

We can just nuke the remaining countries that we don't like don't worry.

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And then we make laws to rape the taxpayers and stuff our because "muh green energy n-shieeet." t.ClimateFaggotGore done put them green dollars in his lockbox.

this is blshit, but I fully endorse muslimsicles

Guys start writing down your gospels now and bury them so they get uncovered in 12000 years

Real shit OP?
In my area (Southcentral Alaska) it's been in the 40s lately. Usually we've got 1-2 inches of snow by now.
Maybe the air patterns are just changing again?? Idk

Been raining in North Alaska.
Rained in January even.
Russian nuclear powered ice breakers now keep the NW passage open and the oceans have an un natural flow.
It's warming up, blame the Russians

Well, it could have been a meteor, but do you really think that's what tilted the axis 30 degrees? And what stabilized it, wouldn't the top still be wobbling much more for an equator change of 1/3? I suspect you all know about the old equator and all the interesting sites along it.

Alaska was warmer during the ice age.

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Yeah, the primary (and most stable) driver seems to be the sun, going through solar minimum and maximums.
Which is, in a way, quite sad to know that our rise and fall as a species is likely predetermined to move within such windows.

Who knows, perhaps our CO2 expulsion will help warm the planet and extend the warm period in this ice age.

It was a meteor shower actually. it started the Younger Dryas event. YD. AKA Clovis comet.
It caused the glaciers on N.America to melt and flood, AKA Lake Agassiz outburst Flood, and killed the mega fauna and Clovis hunters off a long time before siberians migrated over.
The YD is full of meteorite particles, it happened.

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I think that argument goes like this. Planet warms, fresh water melts, freshwater/salt water demarcation line gets pushed south cutting off north Atlantic current, polar ocean temps drop 10-15 degrees, triggers ice age.

Oh hell no, this meteor definitely didn't do anything that bad.

It was a cataclysm for sure, but compared to the shit that blasted the dinosaurs it was pretty small, and even that thing didn't bust the planet's axis up.

Dead leaves :D

To cozy to freeze.

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No it wasn't. Alaska was under a mile of ice, the Ice Free corridor BS narrative has been debunked. After the YD Alaska finally melted open, and Siberians and smaller animals migrated over.

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>tfw right under Laurentide
If this is the case again it'll be fucking chaos where I am.

People said the same about Jimmy Savile.

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Oh shit, goodbye great lakes.

Good I fucking hope your digits pull through.

PRAISE KEK BRING FORTH THE FIMBULWINTER

Yah, I'm not saying the meteor strike didn't happen, or that it wasn't responsible or contributed to an ice age, but something shifted the equator 30 degrees from its current position. That seems like more than a meteor to me, but idk.

they came by boat

I don't really know much about the shift to be honest.

>It's always hot in the south and I won't feel any of it

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>Clovis
WE

Anchorage was the old north pole.

Damn you fuckers are dense.
The YD was a chain of events. Meteor shower, glaciers melted, huge floods, land rose too rapid and Mt Mazama blew up.
The YD is a 3 foot tuffaceous ash layer full of meteorite particles.
It killed all the mega fauna, and most Clovis hunters.
It changed weather patterns mostly on the entire Northern hemisphere, but also the entire planet.
It choked the skies with ash, the YD is ash, you cannot deny the geology, it is set in stone literally.

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Dang I hope so I want to hunt a mammoth so bad.

The great rakening.

nigger

Cool.
Last year was too warm for consistent snowboarding

Yeah on the EAST coast, since all of alaska and Canada was under a fucking mile thick glacier, and the oldest sites are on the East coast not Alaska or anywhere on the west Coast. The oldest site in Alaska is by delta Junction, not on the coast.
Try again, but try facts.

If you can make it two hours West, I'll invite you to my cannibal tribe.

You must address me as high Christan and hunt for my in exchange for lands and titles.

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I guess even god likes St John's

Perhaps it may stop a Ice ball planet scenario. It’s been decelerating at a quick rate. The German physicist youtuber thinks it’s gonna be a Ice ball planet for a long time.

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I LOVE YOU WINTER CHAN

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Cause Tassie is awesome.

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they came from the west

This, sorta.
Its not a pole shift, the Earth has a tumbling/rolling pattern and the poles have never been in just one place.
Something hit the Earth and ejected enough material to form the moon. Planet has a wobble, and tumbles still from that pre life impact.

Of course. Also back when our axis had a different tilt Greenland was in perpetual sunlight and was the birthplace of the primordial white race. The swastika and the “Y” symbol (symbolizing a man with outstretched arms towards the sky) were created then. This place was called Hyperborea and the subsequent event that changed our tilt caused Hyperboreans to migrate South-East, influencing the development and mythology of civilizations in the Americas (Mayan, Incan, Aztec) as well as Europe (Celtic, Germanic, Iberians, Greek, Daco-Getaeans) Africa (Egypt) and Asia (Iran, India, China, Mesopotamia).

im ready

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Looking for members to join my cannibal tribe when the ice comes.

You must address me as high chieftain and provide me with women or meat in exchange for lands and rights to bear children

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