American girl who only dates british men here AMA

I just love their accents and they are so good looking. I need me some anglo cock.

American guys are so feminine and weak where as british guys are rugged and rough. And their posh people are so cultured and smooth. Every american girl dreams of marrying a british prince and becoming a princess. Also brits don't have mutilated dicks and are bigger on average than american 'men'.

Seriously why do our men have to be such pussies? Why did we have to win 1776 :(?

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Either blacked or britted .

How can Yanks even compete with the anglo boğa?

>British men

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Kek... the only girls worse than British girls are American ones. Wouldn’t touch with a barge pole attached to a Jew on a stick, attached to an ear of corn.

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its kinda true i went to the states they were in awe of the british accent and im not exactly a model. still good fun. girls were nice too. just be refined and dnt talk like a chav and its ok (oh and say we all know each other and they fall for it everytime)

My GF is American, she literally enjoys just hearing me speak about anything because of the accent.

areet pet dya wena see me elephant?

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Tits or gtfo

British girl here,
British guys are just as weak and faggy as American guys, if not more so.
Ukrainians are best.

>be british
>marry american girl
>move to the midwest
>tfw she's an insufferable liberal

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why do your vaginas stink of fish so much? ive dated lots of british gals phew its bad. ive dated ukranian girls too, btw the guys are fake, i knocked one out, girls are fake too. but at least their pussies dont stink ffs. stay off the kebabs and booze and eat more greens ffs.

British guy here,
our girls are slags and pretty much just meat bags. american girls are the best

piss off

british girl here, I love transgender men only

>Obvious d&c thread
Sage

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I don't drink or eat kebabs - both are gross RIP. A lot of girls here are an absolute fucking mess I won't deny that, so are the men. Just pretty much the human race in general

Black man here.
British boys are the biggest cockmunchers on planet. Went over to england for vacation and fucked atleast 20 british boys and atleast 10 slags. The brits love black dick even more than in other places i have went.

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best way to get a british bf?

based and redpilled

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Ah, I forgot, Jow Forums doesn't have meme flags.

Tits of get the fuck out.

Why larp as this? I am honestly curious...

Why do you think it’s a larp?

ello ello ello....

what 'ave we 'ere

Also:

Tits or GTFO

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>british
>rough & rugged

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Fpbp
Anglo supremacy

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LMAOing at AS1aJFD/
did your girlfriend cheat on you with a brit?

>"girl"

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Pretty easily, actually.

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Well my limey friend I dated a Yorkshire gal with a nice rack who *LOVED my American cock. She was pretty smart and would always tell stories of how English gals back during WW2 would always spread their legs for GIs because "American men have more confidence".

Whats your email?