Hi I am a reporter from CNN. I just have one question: Does this board have a representative that can comment on disavowing or in favor of the shooter David Bowers in today's mass shooting?
Hi I am a reporter from CNN...
Juan Lopez
Xavier Stewart
Post your feet and tits if you're female reporter
Adam Stewart
No but reddit does try them
Jace Taylor
Go eat a dick cooper you fuckin' queer
Evan Wood
Do you have any cats?
Caleb Morales
>David
Yep. CNN confirmed
Benjamin James
We will collectively rape you CNN, this is not a joke
Cooper Reyes
You need to sign up for a Jow Forumspass. Someone please explain it to them as I don't have time.
Austin Reed
niggers lol
Jaxson Stewart
here is the latest news.
The Leicester City owner's helicopter has crashed in a car park outside the club's ground shortly after taking off following a match.
It is not known if Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha was in the helicopter at the time.
Leicester City had been playing West Ham United in the Premier League at their King Power stadium.
Dylan Foster
Try the hacker 4 Chan or Sargon of Akkad, he HATES Jews
Carter Ward
You'll have to wait for Australia to get here.
Owen Robinson
Why does CNN lie so much?
Alexander Gomez
nigger kike faggot queer
Ayden Lee
Yes
Xavier Bailey
Fuck off hebrew swine
Carson Bailey
Nigger
Andrew Wood
Yeah, I'm Mr. Jow Forums, nice to meet you. We can assure you that we are a board of peace and that we don't condone the acts perpetrated against our greatest allies.
Isaac Bell
>Hi I am a reporter from CNN.
No you're not. You're an idiot shill.
>Does this board have a representative that can comment on disavowing or in favor of the shooter David Bowers in today's mass shooting?
How about you fuck off you kike loving faggot?
Lincoln Campbell
We do not disavow we endorse
Brandon Watson
This is the guy you're after. He's the hacker known as Jow Forums.
Cameron Young
BOWRS WAS A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUTHIN. YOU RAYCIS.
Zachary Adams
welcome, welcome!
you are here forever
Matthew Reyes
This is him
Adam Torres
Lies I'm Mr 4chad and we praise the killer of Mike's today
Ethan Bell
You mad fag?
Thomas Morris
You have summoned me. I am the boss here. I'm the "Biggest Boy." All of my frog friends will bow to my benevolence. Won't you boys?
Levi Howard
I am pol representative my name is Pajeet and I approve David Bowerson shooting the Jows.
Easton Kelly
No fuck u
Hudson Brown
I'll offer up commentary but only if I can stand on my knees in a puddle during the interview.
If you don't have a puddle handy I'll settle for bracing myself in the wrong direction against the wind.
Have your people contact my people, we'll sign the contracts, you guys order some deli meats and imported cheeses for the after interview noshing and we're on.
Adam Jenkins
Jow Forums is a board of peace. Jews are always welcome.
Landon White
New Bowers single out now: “Kike Killer”
Austin Cox
Hi, I am the CNN reporter as mentioned in first post. Do you give express written consent for us to use this quote in our televised report on the Pittsburgh Synagogue mass shooting segment?
Grayson Miller
Just in
Archaeological work to remove 45,000 skeletons from a burial site to make way for HS2 construction has begun.
Some 61,000 burials took place at St James's Gardens between 1788 and 1853, beside what is now London Euston station.
Isaac Cooper
Joseph White
CNN, Im CIA.
How can I be of assistance?
Adrian Allen
YES :-)
Colton Jenkins
*clears throat* GTCRWN
Wyatt Sullivan
People here are against violence. This is some nutcase, not part of a trend.
Jayden Carter
James Nguyen
You seem to be a deluded individual Mr.4chad, If you're really who you say you are then answer me this, when does the narwhal bacons?
Nathan Young
this is a board of peace
all satire, just relax guy
move along
nothing to see here
Kayden Butler
You need to upgrade your membership to a Gold Account to speak to the official spokesman. With Gold you will have unrestricted access to all executive members
Logan Morris
Robert Bowers = Sow Terror Bee
Joseph Lee
Care to comment on Obama's ties to Farrakhan and the anti-Semitic Nation of Islam today, CNN reporter?
Brandon Ross
SIEG HEIL
Ian Thompson
>Does this board have a representative that can comment on disavowing or in favor of the shooter David Bowers in today's mass shooting?
We at Jow Forums do not condone any acts of violence as a mean of political gain. We report any hint of possible threats to the FBI. You must understand that personal developments within the Jow Forums administration team led to major changes in Jow Forums. We are a satirical board where real current events are discussed sarcastically. Half of the threads get moved to /bants/ to curb how much trash comes through here.
Users of Jow Forums are responsible for their own behavior but we all take responsibility in reporting these threats.
Liam Taylor
Hi, I'm a reporter from the BBC. I have just one question: Does CNN also like the big black cock?
Ryan Morales
Yes he's right here.
>don't ask about treason
Zachary Hill
Hi, I am the leader, he was one of us, and now he is in heaven, may his name forever ring the bells and beautiful music. The CNN is the Zuckerjew, it is gay and must be slain.
Jaxson Martin
As a Fascist and National Socialist who believes Herr Hitler was right, I disavow today's incident. Nothing good comes from violence upon certain Jewish people, even if they believe in the Talmud, which is literally Luciferian.
This said,
CNN IS FAKE NEWS, AND FUCK JEFF ZUCKER.
Hudson Reed
Of course, you may use my words as you find convenient, if you have any other question to make don't be afraid to ask me.
Bentley Bell
Pepe sez ' FUCK NIGGERS ' and ' MOTHER FUCK JANNIES '
John Foster
Our Leader
Jordan Butler
Connor Cooper
hello CNN person, I can speak for Jow Forums the weapons and military board. Jow Forums comes onto our board every day and tries to spam nazi shit about how they hate Jews and racial minorities and it's really annoying and we hate them.
Jow Forums absolutely endorses this, and Jow Forums absolutely wants Jow Forums to fuck off and die
Carson Morales
He tried to save the baby from molestation by dick sucking rabbi's
Oliver Anderson
I'm Spartacus!
Matthew Gutierrez
I'm fucking capping this shit on an off chance this shit is real.
You larping though,right?
Jeremiah Cooper
Samuel Torres
Hey faggot suck my dick. You larping Kike Cunt. I hope your mother dies in a fire and your father gets raped by Hirambes ghost. Suck my Dick
How’s that for a comment?
Nathaniel Williams
Sam Hyde is the leader
Jose Wilson
I disavow, he should have shot CNN instead, waste of a shooting spree.
Landon Davis
Hi CNN this board is known for peace and harmony we are supporters of Obama and it was Hillarys turn got stolen by the Russians.
I think you're inquiry would be better directed to reddit .
All the best for humankind.
Aaron Mitchell
6 million % in favor of Mr. Bowers.
Thomas Clark
No, try ebaumsworld.
Grayson Miller
Hi, I am a representative of this board and I would love to tell you to fuck off.
Joshua Rogers
I will but you gotta suck my cock down to the hozzel first
Charles Butler
you're looking for 9gag
David White
We are in favor, you kike.
Matthew Foster
false flag.
Jow Forums kindly wants you to fuck off.
Nathaniel Cruz
No, I'm Spartacus!
Angel Taylor
David bowie killed someone!!?
Ryan King
Fuck off cunt, I just woke up and haven’t even heiled hitler yet.
Austin Hernandez
Hope you get raped by a pack of wild niggers.
Christian Thompson
Jow Forums is a board of peace.
No one here actually condones any political violence, unlike, say, you at CNN.
Ethan Ortiz
Yes.
Anthony Reed
put me in that shit
Camden Reyes
Everyone knows that the board know as Jow Forums possess a large amount of weaponry and explosives, you certainly cannot take the word of this killer and warmonger as truth, Jow Forums IS a board of peace.
Juan Gomez
That ID: "For US Guv'ment" reveals that CNN is merely a deep state asset. Sad.
Christian Wood
We used to but he left a very long time ago. His name was heaven and honestly he would have just called you a newfag
Christopher Phillips
This. I can confirm as the Gold tier holder.
Getting it requires a lot of effort though. You also need to submit a genetic test usually, just in case.
Matthew Sullivan
Thank you. CNN reporter here again. Do you give express written consent for CNN to use this comment in it's televised Pittsburgh Synagogue shooting segment?
Jace Long
Why would you come to a naenderthal cave painting forum out of all places?
Xavier Richardson
I'm sure you can just get on your phone and post an 'official' approval if you haven't already
Isaiah Cruz
It is a bunch if anonymous people all you could know it is a leftist Jewish Marxist making pronazi threads because he is a troll
Christian Wright
Jow Forums is a mixed bag of retards and edgy memers I guess most people will reply with "lok gas the kikes" just to try and get a rise out of you.
I DISAVOW MURDER IN ALL FORMS
Daniel Baker
It's not real. If CNN was going to post here they'd be a tripcode fag. They wouldn't want to anyone creating fake CNN threads.
I'm just lurking for funny shitposting.
Nolan Smith
>pitts(((burg)))
(((STEALERS))) BTFO
Isaiah Hill
Inshallah, Jow Forums is a board of peace. You will be beheaded for your insolence, media kike. Allah be praised.
Ryan Sullivan
CNN only comes here when something happens to the Jewish community.
LOL
BUMP FOR COCAINE
Owen Bell
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Hudson Thompson
Isn't that some sort of 'sacred burial ground'? Don't the 'natives' get a chance to condemn this action, followed by the gubmint cucking to their demands? Or does that only work if said natives are brown in skin pigmentation?
Austin Rogers
funniest so far.
Jayden Fisher
Don't offend our guest user, he had the integrity to ask for our statements in relation to this awful situation, behave yourself.
Luke Kelly
Checked
Dylan Russell
Hail Pepe, Pittsburg done, what next can we do for you.
Jacob Sullivan
>That ID: "For US Guv'ment"
Get your eyes checked, dipshit
Grayson Miller
Hey CNN, how was the hoax bomb package delivered? Why was it opened in a break room? Who decided to take pics of a bomb-looking thing with a timer on it?
Kevin Edwards
>David Bowers
Literally who? What did he do?