the pub froze..as if time itself had slowed... the giggles of terry & baz became slurred... the confrontation of the century has begun. Souf FC took two massive strides towards norf FC before bouncing forward and slamming his mountainous belly into Norf FC's chest. *boom*. the gods would be proud. Norf FC flies backwards stumbling over himself... all honour and joy has left him. but it gets worse. *crack* ... his back hits the corner of the snooker table. he's going down. *thud* his head smacks against a chair. *wahey* his flailing arm knocks a pint of fosters and a glass of rum n coke all over him. the shame. he gurgles the cocktail of sweat and beverage and desperately tries to get up. Souf FC is victorious once again.
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Aaron Cooper
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Cooper Ortiz
Archaeological work to remove 45,000 skeletons from a burial site to make way for HS2 construction has begun.
Some 61,000 burials took place at St James's Gardens between 1788 and 1853, beside what is now London Euston station.
Wyatt Wood
Discrhiminaten against t'norfern race is anti-fooken white.
Alexander Lee
Caleb Jones
not even the dead can know peace from this evil.
Nathaniel Robinson
>HS2
what does this mean? deanoboxes?
Charles Wright
Did you know that white people actually originated from central-Asia?
Logan White
>screw your optics, i'm going in.
Gabriel Richardson
>Digging up bodies of native people to make way for more foreigners.
Oliver Flores
Fooken X factah was pish t'nite. Bastahds fixed the results dey did
Eli Rogers
jf detected
Juan Bell
High speed two! Should make rail travel from souf t'norf in two hours.
Elijah Kelly
This...the Festival of Great Britain... it's the first 60 pages of the Zombie Apocalypse book...
Angel Sanders
my.mixtape.moe
Do you guys know who this is?
Supposedly taken in London and sometimes posted on russian imageboard
I tried asking for source there but faggots refuse to answer/don't know
Jayden Gutierrez
imagine how many ruins are getting fucked for this, or how many are getting covered with concrete without even being known of
Luis Moore
Jacob Green
what is jf?
Colton Jones
>Sorry for butting in, but are you the one who all the British e-celebs (survive the jive) are pinching from?
I've made most of the Pict/Celt posts you see on here, so I might be. I know Survive the Jive has posted one of my images and Horatio Cary, I don't know about anyone else though.
Landon Barnes
oh, johnny foreigner. and no, i'm not.
Ian Hall
around the caspian sea, sort of. one could argue its more complicated than that though
Alexander Reed
LEFT ME JOB AT SPOONS FOR A GO ON THE XFACTOR THEY REJECTED ME THE SOUF FC CUNTS
Juan Edwards
You couldn't script it
Alexander Howard
Source?
Samuel Miller
This book
Asher Ward
WE
Jacob Brooks
VoxAnon
Luis Perez
>pint of Fosters
and nothing of value was lost
Julian Clark
Hey cum quaffers
Justin Jackson
Keep at it lad,, yewll be a fooken star wun day.,, Just loike oasis. Fooken greit dey are,, norfern too
Xavier Robinson
>tries to leave this shithole behind once and for all
*one month later*
>Jow Forums all over the news for crimes against humanity
But no longer at ease here, in the old dispensation,
With an alien people clutching their gods.
I should be glad of another death.
Jeremiah Ross
Do the rart.
Ryder Peterson
Eddie got a house.
Aaron Edwards
>screams in his sons ear rupturing his ear drum
>slams his sons fingers shut in a door
>treats his sons mother like shit
Brody Morgan
andertons.co.uk
Hello
I'm thinking about renting a rehearsal space for a day to mess about with my guitar.
do you think its weird to do that if its just me and no band?
Nicholas Ward
Kek
Joshua Brooks
Inb4 we're all apprehended by GCHQ and I have to explain my 10,000 goalposts
Henry Morris
GET ON THE BUS WIV ME DAY SAYVAAH
SMOKE DA REEFAH
IN DA CAAHNAAH
Liam Foster
Sailed past it.
Nathaniel Sanchez
I do it all the time la before I get the band in.
Michael Gonzalez
The Israeli people around the world declare economic and financial war against Germany. Fourteen million Jews stand together as one man, to declare war against Germany. The Jewish wholesaler will forsake his firm, the banker his stock exchange, the merchant his commerce and the pauper his pitiful shed in order to join together in a holy war against Hitler's people. - Daily Express, March 24, 1933
Brody Fisher
>i've been here for 12 years, but no more. tomorrow checking Jow Forums won't be the first thing i do. in fact i won't visit it at all!
>repeat
James Wilson
>who is this ngubu you keep talking about?
Joseph King
Come and stay with us
Julian Richardson
Always been more of George type of guy.
His old house is 5 minutes away.
John was onto it though m.youtube.com
Owen Young
Inb4 I get put in prison for posting Hitchens memes and poems at 2 in the morning
Alexander Wright
>do you think its weird to do that if its just me and no band?
Carter Myers
I don't understand this reference.
Hunter Davis
I wont be here long. Again.
Jason Bell
ask me if i care about what you're implying
Isaiah Murphy
>sigh
Where are all my usuals?
>got Red Dead Redemption 2 btw wn
Dylan Davis
Is it good?
Brody Watson
for me it's being arrested for editing official DUP election material to include various english anime characters
Ryder James
Its alright, partner.
Blake Ward
Love me 'illfort
love me wife
Simple as
Jayden Moore
David Morales
I’ve heard it’s sjw crap.
Justin Murphy
Going to make some halloween norfs
Juan Green
Hell would be getting sent to a prison filled with Norfern goalposting inmates.
A Brit/pol/ prison would be comfy imo
Samuel Jones
Fucking kek.
The detail
Bentley Murphy
Kayden Martin
Top kik
Jackson Hernandez
The whole world is sjw crap.
Ethan Gray
How much tribute do you pay for that a month?
Dominic Myers
Do you play with anyone else?
Blake Wilson
Isaac Hughes
I've got some in the works too.
Wyatt Thomas
'eadless Norfsman
Juan Jones
fucking brilliant
Ryder Perez
Sebastian Mitchell
>this post
Have you been watching me?
Austin Clark
is it like the revenant?
Zachary Miller
I know, I know
But rockstar used to be based.
They didn’t give a shit, and people used to like that.
Michael Jones
Just bass player and drummer.
But when I need to go in on me own I do.
Jayden Allen
I did get eaten by a bear.
First video game I've played since that Skyrim came out.
Noah Gonzalez
>video games
Grow up morons
Aiden Watson
Leo Davis
TELL EM GINGER JOE
Justin Martinez
Do you know those players or do they come with the studio? kek
Christian Murphy
Skyrim was the last and I didn’t like it. Haven’t played since.
>tfw flashbacks of playing San Andreas for ages
Juan Hall
Only a couple o' sheep, mate. Got a good deal for it from Deanorix.
William Rogers
Bentley Barnes
I know them yeah lol
Isaiah Sanchez
but spyro needs frens
Christian Cooper
Grow up idiot
Christopher Brown
Kek
Video games after you’re 18 are very sad to be honest
Blake Johnson
Oh cook a cat.
Ayden Evans
Where's Steerpike and cope?
Noah Diaz
It doesn't say that. Did you read it?
Blake Brown
youtube.com
Remember ring tones? Remember when you could make your own? Remember having Better Off Alone as your ring tone because it was easy to put in?
Henry Green
Average gamer is in his late 20s
Luis Edwards
Matthew Hernandez
It's sad after 16
Cooper Peterson
Yeah, proves my point.
Isaac Wright
Kek. Great idea.
Ryan White
Sort of missed this place but at the same time I haven't. What's been happening?
Logan Jackson
Norf is better than Souf.
Owen Collins
This. I grew out of vidya at about 16/17
Ethan Robinson
Foxhunting FC?
Hudson Martinez
>What's been happening?
nadiya almost necked himself
James Turner
Nothing happens here, you know this.
Millennial Woes was here last night, but I missed it.