Things you will never hear a liberal say

>things you will never hear a liberal say

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>I will go on a shooting spree

im going in

>I don't care what you say, our son will be circumcised. Don't you want his penis to look like mine?

>i can put myself in someone elses shoes

we need an answer to the jewish question

> I will stop monarch programming

>whew, that was a hard days work

it's ok to be white

>Trump's economy has low unemployment, and he's made our country safer overall.

>I'll have your car ready by Monday

>I love my country

Amen

"I can respect that"

That sure was a convincing argument and I'm going to change my mind based on the evidence you presented.

Thank you.

Orange man good

>I believe in God, the father almighty, creator of heaven and earth.
>I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord.
>He was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit and born of the Virgin Mary.
>He suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried.
>He descended to the dead.
>On the third day he rose again.
>He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
>He will come again to judge the living and the dead.

>I believe in the Holy Spirit,
>the Holy Catholic Church,
>the communion of saints,
>the forgiveness of sins,
>the resurrection of the body,
>and the life everlasting.
>Amen.

let me think about it

>I was wrong

>God, I hate s.oy, avocados, and NPR.

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Fundamentally incorrect

Fundamentally incorrect

>I Love America

>Drumph probably didn’t collude with the Russians

>my made up gender is bullshit

>"I support Israel"

u mad

>Guns aren't the problem...

Wow I worked hard today.

>I was wrong

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A black man shall not fuck my wife.

>Immigration should serve to fulfill labor demands the native population cannot

> That's an excellent point you have made and I didn't consider it that way. Thank you for changing my mind.

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No, Tyrell, I’ve had enough Nintendo Switch for today. Also I would appreciate it if you stopped fucking my wife

cool it with the anti-white remarks

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It's true if you believe numbers and stats.

>based Colombian

Get your hands off my wife!

It's fundamentally incorrect that I don't love America after a hard day's work. I also believe it's okay to be white, as it's okay to be any color, but as someone who likes to put himself in other's shoes, I was wrong about Trump. I don't think the orange man is bad. Just I don't really think he knows what he's doing. You can all sort the god stuff yourself though, because space fairies confuse my autistic ass, and I can't keep up with who is mad about what over which bizarre ancient rule. You're all welcome. From a libtard to the rest of you.

"This shooting is because of BDS"

“Hah, of course she isn’t cheating on me.”

underrated

>the synagogue shooter may not necessarily have been inspired by Trump
>after all, Dylan Roof shot up the black church under Obama

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> My father is proud of me

>Even though we didn't win we respect the system and due process.

>maybe chain migration and allowing illegal immigrants to work in the US is a bad thing for our fellow union members.

>I will go on a shooting spree

>never hear a liberal say

You are confused. liberals do them all the time. Ask chicago

Lol

>I have a job

Underrated

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>all lives matter

>I have a job.

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>no! you cannot fuck my wife in front of me

trump is the greatest president to have ever lived

“You know, I won’t let Tyrone pound my gf in today.”

Orange man good

>respect has to be earned

Um, no.
I'm certainly not what you probably imagine either so why don't you just fuck off?
Thanks.

Orange man good

>190151517

Fuck you

ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Fuck forgot the other cursor

I'm not a disappointment

And fuck you too

“God bless America”

Nigga u mad!!!
Sheeeit

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Now that the cities are all broke and burning, is diversity to blame?

I'm white and proud

I'm not big on belief in anything.
Nothing has gotten better due to the current administration. In fact things are almost certainly worse for every hard working person in the country.
Only lazy rich fucks have it better, and then only by the hard numbers. Even they are dealing with international stress and an emboldened idiot-class that embraces hatred and unrest.
We don't have to love non-whites or non-Christians but it makes a great deal more sense to live in peace than it does to run wild and shoot people.
This is our life. How we live it matters.

>i will vote against raising taxes

>the ideals we pushed for have had unintended negative consequences

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>generalizes an entire group of americans as the “idiot-class”
>but we should love foreigners though guise

Libtards make me fucking sick

It's hilarious that you display an image from the film that's somehow prophetically based on the present.
Think what you like. I don't care about changing your mind.

Agreed

Lets give the rich 1 1/2 trillion dollars in tax cuts, then balance the budget by destroying social security and the ACA.

Hey, Carrie! Standing in the front lines is dangerous. Let me stay in the front so you don't get hit by the nazis.

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>it's not about me

>I voted and lost
>Democracy still works

Fuck off

You guys are hilarious. If Obama had an economy and crime reduction like this, you would be putting him on Mt Rushmore.
But since it's Trump, and you hate Trump, you have to constantly "look past the numbers." And find new, innovative arguments for why he will be considered a failure someday.
Six more years, gaybait.

based and redpilled

God bless America.

> I think I owe that right-winger an apology for how I acted

I can't believe you cheated on me with Jamal. No I won't help raise your son, whore.

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>What are progressing towards?

Hey guys, I think maybe we shouldn't advocate violence and censorship against the right wingers desu cuz what if they do it against us?

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WEW

Fundamentally incorrect.
I have drawn no parameters around the idiot class.
Nor have I embraced immigration.
Presumption is the feces of the mind.
You need an ear bidet.

"Here is my source"

>Claiming to be on the right side of history is just as pious as saying God is on our side.

>Being a cuck is pathetic, and an open relationship is just another term for cuckoldry.

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I understand your point of view but I simply disagree

Communism did actually kill hundreds of millions.

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spicy.

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Don't talk to my son like that.

This is my biological son

The economy is terrible. Already rich people getting richer is an idiot's idea of a good economy. Additionally, there is little that Trump has done to improve job numbers. The trend has been toward lower unemployment for a decade.
I do dislike the president but I needn't invent any reasons why he will be reviled by history. He is perfectly capable of that all by himself. He's also got cunts like you to augment his bufoonery, so...like bonus I guess.