North Korea

Before you go off foaming at the mouth exactly like your 1%er boss wants you to, know that every person in NK has free healthcare not matter what is wrong with them, they have guaranteed housing for everyone, everyone has a job and works together for their country, military service even for women is mandatory for a set amount of time, they are proud of their nation, and if you work hard you can advance. So what they don't have as much technological bullshit as the USA. They live simpler lives rich with tradition and family values. They have proved communism can work, the USA has proved that allowing greedy faggots to rule everyone like slaves give you more techno bullshit.

Congratulations, a tiny communist nation is better at preserving conservative values than the USA.

Now go be an obedient foot solider for your kike capitalist boss that overworks you, under pays you, and you make millions for. Bitch and moan about communism all you want because North Koreans are happy without all your materialist shit.

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But what about democracy?

>But what about democracy?
Who needs democracy when your leader is a demigod?

Irony.

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>Be North Korean
>Devote life to party
>Do your party
>Praise Kim Jong Un and the ground he walks on
>Serve in your country's military
>Start a family
>Instill the values of the party in your kids
>Live happily in your dystopia
>Government inspects your house
>Single piece of dust on picture of the dear leader
>Whole family sentence to life in prison
>Become dog food

10/10 would be North Korean again.

>free health care
>free housing
>told where, when, and how to work

Prison also provides all of that. Does this mean imprisonment is good?

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China is on track to beat the USA in ever category, and it did it without democracy.

>get stabbed because you're the wrong race
Doesn't happen in North Corea

youtube.com/watch?v=6s4o-RdsogQ

Last time I checked the military service is not mandatory for women so everything this pasta consist can be discarded as bullshit.

>Be Republican
>Devote life to party
>Do your party
>Praise Trump and the ground he walks on
>Serve in your country's military
>Start a family
>Instill the values of the party in your kids
>Live in your dystopia
>Can't afford house because landlords out price the average person
>Single piece of dust in your office cubicle
>Lose job
>Whole family sentence to poverty
>Blackballed from further employment by daughter companies in area
>Become dog food

10/10 would capitalist again.

Uh, no, it did it by seizing Hong Kong that built it with capitalism. Then they realized their commie shit doesn't work and went full centralized planning. Now they're somewhere between that and capitalism with a gun pointed to your head if you try to move too much money overseas.

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I wasn't even trying to make fun of North Korea though. You commies really do hate humor. North Koreans are actually a really happy and proud people.

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>create works of art that defy convention
This also doesn't happen in North Korea.

>choose not to work so you can dedicate yourself to something else, artistic or otherwise
Not allowed in North Korea

>become an entrepreneur and create a business out of nothing
No, sorry get back to work or we'll re-educate you with some torture

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Don't want hotdog

north korea is a proud independent nation

NKIDF are pathetic, just so you know.

Want to know what NK is really like? Watch some non-shill documentaries about it (vice, before they were fully fucked, did a good one). Read escape from camp 14, aquariums of Pyongyang, and the reluctant communist

>entrepreneur
Interesting word for greedy kike.

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>Pyongyang
I thought communists couldn't build anything?

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What about it?

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>independence is greed
Good point, I suppose I'll just swear allegiance to the ruling party and work in their factory. I wouldn't want to be greedy!

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they dodged that horrible shit, lucky them

Got any more of them computer generated pictures?

>anyone outside of the party elite lives a remotely comfy life in North Korea
Can I buy you a plane ticket there?

They look like Korean loli qts but they're grown women whose growth was stunted as a result of lack of food.

You mean you would actually have to work like a normal worker instead of abusing others *gasp.* I fell so sorry for you.

The Entrepreneur created the business. It only makes since that they receive the highest paycheck since they look over the entire operation. If I work for that person, I am signing a mutual contract with them that I will give them my skills in return for compensation. My paycheck changes based on the supply of labor, and how expendable the job position is. If I am not as expendable and my boss needs me he will pay me a lot. If I can be easily replaced and there are a line of 1000 people waiting for my job I will get shit wages. Nothing stops you from becoming the entrepreneur in a capitalist system though. You just have to be willing to take the risk.

Oh and taxes are theft because there is no mutual agreement between the two parties.

>Pyongyang

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I guess you could consider me a commie but one thing I never understood is that communism follows MATERIALIST dialectic, yet all the communist states pride themselves on being ANTI-MATERIALIST when compared to the west. Explain OP?

>Entrepreneur

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What if I don't want to work and just want to play music on the street? Doesn't art have ANY value in your industry-centric utopia? There's more to life than production quotas, ya know, and karaoke isn't much of an outlet for artistic expression.

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>I don't want to actually work
>I want to pay others shit wages to work for me
>because I am better than everyone else
And they say that commies are lazy and only want others to work for them.

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Did you not read the part where the entrepreneur is the person who is ultimately responsible for whether or not the company fails or succeeds.

>Pay your employees shit
>The company succeeds
Thanks capitalism.

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There's a woman who's been insisting on being sent back to the north for nearly 7years
polcucks should stop worrying of North Koreans, they live better than you, at least in regards to pyongyang

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If it's not computer generated, it's unrealistic HDR. Why are you NKIDF shills here lately?

You realize that's from an area tourists are allowed to visit, right?

What's it like working in the IT sector of the KPA?

No no no, I don't want to own anything or employ anyone, nor do I don't want government assistance of any kind. I just want to put an instrument case on the ground, stand in front of it, and play music for the people. Maybe I'll meet some like-minded musicians and start a band or even a larger art collective. In North Korea this is not allowed. Only state approved art is permitted, and it can only be created by state-approved "artists" who are working within strictly defined parameters. Experimental art of any kind, art that defies classical definition, would violate some core principles of North Korean society. This means no jazz, no blues, punk rock, no hip hop, no Banksy, no Andy Warhol, no Van Gogh, no Thelonius Monk, no Jimi Hendrix, no Miles Davis. Just songs of worship aimed at the government, portraits and statues of the great leader, propaganda posters, and maybe the occasional landscape.

Why would you want to live in a society that has no potential to create real art? Why would you force Picasso to stop painting and start farming, and penalize anyone who questions the nature of their reality or the validity of their society through art?

Why do you hate artists?

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Who makes these threads? They're not funny. They're not accurate. They're pretty retarded.
But why? Why waste the time?

Agreed. In 100 years, North Koreans will still exist, while whites may not. I would take a more austere lifestyle if it means my people will survive.

Of course he realizes that, but he would never admit it.

Here's another woman who had been presented as a guest on a south korean tv show, she later reentered north korea via china

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Damn it I thought Americans were smart and steadfast.

I'm not even joking at this point, the clip is from a south korean tv
here refer to this
koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20180426000760

All this knowledge without understanding Korean

Bolsheviks were sub-mediocre human beings to start with, no matter the ideology

if trump had this haircut i'd praise him like a god too

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>South Korean authorities are investigating whether North Korea had a hand in the sudden disappearance of a television personality who has emerged as the star of a new propaganda video.

>Jeon Hye-sung, who fled the North in 2014 and became a popular guest on South Korean television programmes, is thought to have left the South in the last few months. In a video posted on YouTube at the weekend, a woman who appeared to be Jeon denounced the South and disowned her previous criticism of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK, or North Korea).

>“I viciously slandered and spoke ill of the DPRK as I was told to,” she says in the video posted by the North Korean-controlled channel Uriminzokkiri.

>“I went to the South, led by fantasy that I could eat well and make a lot of money,” she added, according to a translation by the Korea Times. “Now I’m in the motherland, staying with my parents in Anju, South Pyongan province.”

>The Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency confirmed officers were investigating how the woman, known as Lim Ji-hyun in her previous television appearances, re-entered North Korea and whether it was voluntary or an abduction.

Seems legit.

Do they have free healthcare when they starve to death?

The indoctrination is so bad, they believe the hunger pains are their love for their Dear Great Leader trying burst out and glow across the hills.

This is the last message she left to her colleagues
It says "I'm going back to the north"
she must've been strapped for money while she's in south

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You’re aware of the irony of criticising your culture and government and praising another that forbids such expression, right?

North Korea is a shithole and a prison.

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stop deflecting and answer this

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For the record, no one is leaving north korea for economic reasons at this point, unless you are a huge enthusiast for freedom of speech
bbc.com/news/world-asia-45697236

So, she sent this message. Absconded to the North. Made that YouTube vid after getting to the North. But, here's the kicker.....that pic in the middle....is from the future vid that was made in the North??? How many people are standing over you as you post this shit from the DPRK? lmao

It is honestly good to see the North and South reunited into one Korea again.

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Damnit Satan, get to the South where you can be FREE(er-ish).

nigger, it's a photoshop made by one of the largest newspapers in south korea, you literally have dozens of witnesses that she'd been talking about money a lot lately

If North Koreans get their basic rights and North Korea manages to achieve a somewhat robust economy it would actually be pretty good.

>Jeon, aged in her mid-20s, could have been the target of a North Korea abduction, the conservative South Korean politician Cheong Yang-seog said. He suspected Jeon might have disappeared in April when she traveled to China for “shopping and business” on a South Korean passport.

>“If it was a ‘voluntary abduction’, one would normally take care of her assets and property, but [Jeon] left them behind,” Cheong said in comments reported by UPI.

If she NEEDED money, she could have sold her shit. (as far as I'm concerned atm, you and OP are the same person and you are trapped in the North. Have my pity lol)

>Can't afford house because landlords out price the average person
Guess how I know you haven't taken an Econ class. By your standards, 50% of Americans would be homeless. Go back to leftypol tankie.

She even contacted her solicitor on the divorce process with her husband in china and there are many more indications that she'd definitely made it by herself

Maybe she's just sick and tired of K-pop.

>live simpler lives rich with tradition and family values
No there are no tradition and family values in communism, just a state controlled family.

mmmkay...oh look, I'm in America now. Blink twice if you really wanna to get out of the North, mate.

>everyone is equally hopelessly poor
wow, communism works! equality!

She's originally from Pyongyang later entered the south with her colleagues at the north korean restaurant in china
She refused to sign on the paper of naturalization and claimed she's here against her will and wants to return

At least the first one was kinda believable.
Have to been to NK? Seems like a cunt of a joint.
Note: Have not been to NK

I'd make a snark remark about your flag, or maybe even say something about bitch lasagna, but I'll let it all slide because of your digits. Here, have some tiddys.

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apparently she'd been borrowing cash here and there

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I don't speak hieroglyphics, mate. A little help?

everyone also has parasites and requires an approved permit to literally walk outside of their village without being shot or detained and tortured.

No need to know the entire inscription, it's just one of messages that she left to her acquaintances before reentering

I'd be happier if Russia and West Russia (Ukraine) reunited into one Russia again.

No need to know the entire inscription, it's just one of many messages that she left to her acquaintances before reentering

> If it works call it capitalism
> If it doesn't work call it Communism

Like clock work.

Do you also call failed states capitalist? Or are they by name and nature Communist?

Well is she saying she needs more money? Do game shows not pay well in the South?

They do, but her husband used it all up on his own, so apparently she didn't benefit from it much

probably the last remaining non-mindfucked women on the planet

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> A quote that KJU said after he shat his pants at Trump not backing down and making it clear he's ok with turning North Korea into the Korean Channel if KJU as much as shot one missile towards Japan or Guam

STILL NO REPLY FROM OP

WHY DO YOU HATE ARTISTS?

>They have proved communism can work
Yeah, with massive amounts of foreign gibs.
voanews.com/a/un-prepares-to-boost-food-aid-to-north-korea/4394357.html
>WFP provides food aid to an estimated 650,000 women and children in North Korea every month, although funding shortfalls, the organization says, have caused rations to be reduced or suspended in some cases.
>The U.S. provided North Korea significant food aid in the 1990s to ease severe famine conditions that caused widespread starvation and deaths that were due in part to the loss of Soviet support and a failed communist agriculture model that caused food production to decline.
>North Korea currently produces five million metric tons of food a year, but the WFP estimates it needs between six and seven million metric tons annually to feed its population of 25 million. Around 10 million North Koreans suffer from malnutrition or under-nutrition, according to the WFP director.
>In recent years North Korean leader Kim Jong Un instituted agricultural reforms allowing farmers to keep or sell a portion of what they produce [kek]. These financial incentives have been credited with helping to stabilize food production despite floods and droughts that regularly occur.

Even the USSR imported grain from the US, pic related.

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Food shortage is intentionally inflated by the north korean authorities to get more free humanitarian aid
Always take what the north says with a pinch of salt

Then she (if she actually went willingly) made a shitty decision.

You can't work for your country and do art in your spare time?

So what does that say about their housing, healthcare and jobs?

...blink twice when they can't see you...

>solders riddled with 3rd world ailments
>almost all citizens only get electricity a few times a year to hear and see rocket men flap on
>no one can own a car unless they are government workers
>a good portion of the population is starving to death
>takes them 90 times to "successfully" launch a rocket
>their nukes are a joke
K's

*binks once*

Also:

>The Korea Times cited unnamed North Korean defectors as speculating that she may have been abducted on the China-North Korean border while trying to help her relatives escape.

>Jeon rose to prominence in South Korea as a result of her appearances on a cable network talk show known as Moranbong Club and a reality programme called South Korean Men and North Korean Women.

>She thanked her fans in April for arranging a birthday party, saying it was “possibly the happiest birthday of my life” and the affection “pushes me to live with more courage”, the JoongAng Ilbo reported.

>Robert Kelly, an associate professor of international relations at Pusan National University in South Korea, said people who defect from North Korea often shunned the limelight for fear of what might the authorities might do to family members back home.

>“I've also heard rumours, though, that they tracked down and threatened her family,” he told the Guardian. “As I understand it, that is a big reason why defectors shun publicity if they make it to the South, or even return to the North.”

Indeed.

capitalism ftw. The idea of our government providing us services for our tax $$$ makes us sick.

>Prison also provides all of that. Does this mean imprisonment is good?

Why don't you tell us? the US has the highest incarceration rate in the world by a factor of 10

>Implying
If things were that good in North Korea they wouldn't be so secretive. Everything you are posting is speculation based on what little information their government lets out. Also
>communist nation
>Has a state
>Has class
>Has money
The only thing Communists like you are right about is that Communism has never technically failed because Communism has literally never been implemented and it never will be.

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Damm, Mr Satan seems to be a very good President then, because he has been elected for, what, 3000 years?