>ARCTIC Britain is on alert for another dose of weather misery with a HALLOWEEN HELLSTORM threatening monster gales and heavy downpours next week. >Temperatures are expected to dip to -5C (23F) tonight with tomorrow night threatening to be even colder with lows of -6C (21.2F) making it the coldest night since last winter.
This is it anons. Britain is already on the brink as it is, I feel this will be the final straw. Infrastructure is already failing as we speak.. What are you going to do to survive?
I'm literally going to be part of Space Force. Feels good desu. Future satellite hatch door gunner!
Zachary Harris
>winter is coming
>it will happen when the weather cools
Carson Brooks
KEK! All the foxes up here are rabid little shits.
Zachary Campbell
That wouldn't even be considered a bad day in the US. Britcucks need to grow a pair.
Cooper Morris
That's because you were wasted user. A lot of people freeze in winter because they fall asleep drunk on a bench and think they're not really as cold as they are as alcohol brings blood to the surface giving the illusion of warmth but in reality core temp is dropping.
Samuel Smith
try going barefoot in the snow sometime. I always win the ice challenge, my blood is warmed by it
In 1991 when I was just ten years old my state got dumped on by 28 inches of snow on Halloween and the next couple of days It was a record that hasn’t been beaten until this day
I was trick or treating in deep ass snow, nothing these brits can ever even imagine
I’ll show you what a Halloween can look like when it’s covered in snow
No one can afford heating anymore because the prices are too high :^(. Each year millions freeze in their own homes as the gas and electric companies have put up their prices.
did elvis ever touch on what it felt like to have women that wont shut the fuck up in the crowd
Oliver Robinson
Probably. They said that when the Beatles used to play at some points there was so many screaming girls that they couldn't even hear themselves on stage, the same must have happened to Elvis a lot.
Brody Smith
That's not good. I have to travel over there for a wedding.
Liam Rodriguez
Crying about -6c or 21F, wut? Dallas Texas sees colder shit than this every damn year. Does that North atlantic current really keep you guys that warm? You guys are fucking way up there, thats crazy. Maybe global warming is fixing your broken weather! Rejoice!
Gavin Perry
Have a kitkat
Hunter Sanders
Burger who just got into tea here, i like strong black tea (still hate black "people" though) Whats the best way not to die of floriousis and pesticide poisoning from le leaves? I looked up why there is sediment in my tea and now im convinced im getting poisoned
Jason Walker
You'll be fine. Try Earl Grey tea cold, with sugar. It's pretty good. Hot red tea is good too.
Jonathan Bell
>happening It’s just bad weather. OP is retarded.
Brandon Davis
I just buy poverty tea because poor. When I'm feeling less poverty I buy some earl grey as it's my favourite. Personally I drink with milk, no sugar usually. Though sometimes I drink tea with a slice of lemon instead of milk. Like most British people I genuinely have no actual idea about tea and just drink whatever crap is available.
