>Break a leg.
>Get it fixed free.
>Sick and need pills.
>Free with very few exceptions.
>Cancer.
>Free (top tier medical attention).
You can't argue against the superiority of our medical system.
Break a leg
Daniel Bell
Dominic James
if weed is medicine why tha fuck aint it free yet?
Parker Cook
be american
read fag leaf thread
don't give a shit
nonchalantly post a reply
leave thread & never look back
Grayson Richardson
>free
Yeah but I went to walmart in Quebec a few years ago and I was literally shocked by the prices. You say shit is free but you're paying for it. Also, give me one reason why I should pay the healthcare bills of a hundred million fatasses who eat McDonalds and smoke a pack a day and never exercise?
Hudson Myers
>be american
>die of diabetes because you can't afford medical help
Ryan Robinson
>be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>7% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot
Christopher Mitchell
Your faggot government could spend six percent less on military expenses.
Fuck that, though. Right? Dumb Americunts.
Samuel Parker
chang dont fucking kid yourself. My flatmate has a serious skin problem and he was given next appointment for July 2019. That polish poster should make fun of Canadians not by posting store prices but that of doctor appointment dates.
Gavin Green
But what about the in-store prices?
Blake Rogers
>My flatmate has a serious skin problem
There is no cure for being black.
Wyatt Lopez
>I should pay the healthcare bills of a hundred million fatasses
found the Econ101 "F"-student
Lrn2risk-pooling fgt pls
Xavier Moore
Dylan Fisher
>at cost of taxpayers
Nothing is free, dumb commie.
Jack Gray
Just import a few million unproductive mexicans and niggers and see how long that lasts.
Elijah Kelly
Jaxson Gray
If you want an psychological examination it takes about 1 year in my town. That’s ”free” healthcare for you. Fucking leaf.
Justin Davis
Nearly half of all Canadians will develop cancer during their lifetime, and about one quarter of Canadians are expected to die from the disease.Footnote 1 Cancer is the leading cause of death in Canada - responsible for 30% of all deaths- followed by cardiovascular disease (heart disease and stroke), chronic respiratory diseases, and accidents.Footnote 2
canada.ca
Austin Hernandez
Mmmmmm.
Adrian Foster
>be german
>wake up 5am because of Adhan
>eat wiener schnitzel for breakfast
>daughter gets home
>says she was eating halah wiener schnitzel all night
>go to work
>get stabbed on way
>don't called the police becaue it would be racist to do so
>sitting in hospital bed
>browsing internet
>see an article that says new evidence shows fewer jews were killed at certain camp than previously believed
>say to guy in next bed "hey if fewer people were killed at this camp then previously reported how come the total remains the same"
>get arrest
>eat halah wiener schnitzel 3 time a day for rest of your life
Matthew Ramirez
>(top tier medical attention
cool story bro. just a matter of time and your NHS will be bong tier
>independent.co.uk
Charles Morris
This. I dread the day, I will need non-serious medical care.
Kayden Hill
Same system in France, great stuff, top tier medicine for free
> be burgernigger
> get sick
> "sir you must give away your house for those pills"
> die
Elijah Ortiz
>says the guy that lives off our military protection
I can't fucking wait until we shut down our mic and everyone gets buttfucked.
The reason your shit is free is because of us, simple as that. Also just wait till we stop patrolling the oceans, and you have to pay every pirate and banana republic 1 million dollars to use the shipping lanes
Jackson Barnes
>Free
You know when ever we see an obvious trap and some user goes "I mean she has a point" and everyone just goes >"she" well for every European and Leaf user that says their healthcare is fucking free
>"Free"
Owen Peterson
The fact that you think the military budget is larger than the healthcare budget is laughable.
>Medicare - $8000 per person annually
>US Population: 325 million
>Cost of giving everyone government healthcare: $2.6 trillion
Of course, some of that money is already being provided.
>Current medicare spending: $672 billion
>Current medicaid spending: $565 billion
>Remaining to fund everyone: $1.3 trillion
>Total budget of US military: $590 billion
We would need to cancel the entire military twice to fund public healthcare.
Jacob Moore
>>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>>get shot
Are you talking about Germany? Because that doesn't happen here.
Wyatt Harris
Is that why all your politicians and rich folks come to the US when they need treatment?
Obviously they are saving the "superior" medicine for the rest of you leafs.
Ian James
>Be American.
>Get stabbed.
>Someone tries to call a fucking ambulance.
>"No. No. Please. Don't. Fuck you! Stop. I'll be fine."
Kevin Johnson
>Nothing is free
...so pay up, dumb memeflagger.
Samuel Barnes
Whiter than you, Mohammad.
Luis Gomez
So you're saying everyone should pay into a health pot but select individuals are excluded from ever taking stuff out? Who the fuck determines who isn't allowed to take out and why must they pay in?
Austin Morales
Landon Gutierrez
The problem with nationalized healthcare is that it is the controlling factor in all of your elections. Refugees are a side issue.
Anthony Smith
>get shit stuck in eye
>have to wait in emergency for literally 8 hours only for some nigger fresh off the boat from Somalia to literally dig it out with a needle
Nah cunts fucked, I'd rather be forced to pay for a healthcare system that actually works.
Hunter Wilson
Nothing is free
Tyler Martinez
>Whiter than you, Mohammad.
You misspelled 'wider'.
Julian Peterson
>be Canadian
>get brain cancer
>need operation within 6 months
>"Its going to be a 2 year wait before the surgeon is available sir"
>die
lol
Wyatt Ortiz
based and sneedpilled
Colton Hill
>thinks medical care or lack thereof is what gives you diabetes
Connor Gomez
Formerly krautpilled.
Daniel Garcia
>Be American
>Be too fat for your own sake
>Your bed breaks beneath you
>Oh shit I broke my bones
>Call the ambulance
>Get fined
> Not knowing the system of sharing is more efficient and way less costly for everyone
Aiden Kelly
>free
So where is that 40% of my paycheque going that I don't get to take home?
Ethan Jones
>be American
>tip your doctor
Henry Sanchez
Holy shit this post triggered me hard
Jaxson Green
lol weed is legal here and now i have to buy it from my old street dealer because all the private shops were forced to shut by court order two days before legalization
t. ex-mainlandDispensary marijuana leaf whose danked the dopest weed
Gavin Harris
Topkek, that was actually funny, are you really german?
Camden Sullivan
>are you really german?
No, I'm Bavaryan :^)
Oliver Jenkins
>gain another chin
>holy shit im not even 1/10th through
>dis gon be good
Adam Sanchez
>Live in a place with better health care than you
>Still get free health care
Sure feels good to have the best of both worlds.
Sebastian King
>Be Canadian
>Need Dental Work
>Still need to pay for it because Socialized Healthcare is a fucking joke
>3 year wait list for Mental Health
>2 year Waitlist for most surgeries
>Mfw America has the best Healthcare in the world but it costs an arm and a leg
Austin Evans
This is literally the best thing I’ve ever read on here
Caleb Stewart
>"Top Tier Medical Attention"
>My sides
>.
>.
>.
>.
>My body
Your healthcare system is going to go bankrupt soon enough.
Jayden Jackson
It's trash compared to ours though.
Carter Ortiz
this is how it actually is
Julian Harris
Connor Evans
I'm clapping, the facing New York thing was actually really good.
Logan Morgan
>be frog
>dont own a house anyways
>in fact neither did your father
>neither did your mother because getting fucked by tourists only brings in so much money
>but one thing this limp faggot can do is set doctor appointment for FREE
>in 3 months time a literally french educated doctor can help get that XXL arabian style dildo out of your intestines
Eli Watson
>the myth that Americans don't receive top tier healthcare
Dominic Evans
>Be French
>Need Dental work
>It's free
>Get a rendez-vous for the operation within two weeks
There's a reason why every turd world dictators come in France to be treated
Landon Mitchell
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
Ayden Jenkins
>lmao this is guaranteed by gubmint
>oops making something a right doesn’t make it less scares
Also Canadian healthcare fucking sucks. Have fun buying into the Family Doctor and MSP meme, and have even more fun trying to get help without those.
Isaiah Brown
>get a kidney stone
>free
>go to ER
>wait around for 6 hours
>finally get scanned
>it's a 10mm that's broken into 2 5mm stones
>anything above 7mm they ultrasound away, but since it's two 5mm I'm below the threshold for treatment
>get given some advil and told to come back if I don't pass it in a week
>free
>3 days later, fever and so dizzy I can't stand
>miss work again and go to ER
>"lol they haven't budged and now your kidney's infected, we're gonna have to laser those out"
>get checked in
>three days of lying in a hospital bed waiting
>nothing by mouth in case an OR spot opens up
>9PM each day, OR closes, kitchen closes at 8:30
>no food or drink for 3 days
>end of third day, I say: "Hey, can I order some food and you guys just put it in the fridge in case I can't get in?"
>nurse is amazed by my Einsteinian genius
>actually get to eat something at the end of day 3
>day 4 get lasered
>in recovery for a day
>missed an entire week and thousands of dollars of work, and lay in a bed being ignored and starved for days, for something that could've been a half-hour procedure the first day I showed up
>free
I would gladly pay for my own fucking insurance to never have to rely on the Canadian healthcare system again.
Christopher King
Maybe if you paid your share of NATO
Greece is the only country that comes close. You should be ashamed.
Lucas Flores
>Be a dumb fat fuck
>Get heart disease because I'm a retard who doesn't know about dieting
>never exercise
>LMAO free healthcare, pay for my medical bills, taxman
>Be a dumb fuck
>Get lung cancer because I'm a retard who smokes
>LMAO free healthcare, pay for my medical bills, taxman
>Be a dumb fuck
>Get liver disease because I'm a retard alcoholic
>LMAO free healthcare, pay for my medical bills, taxman
>Be a degenerate dumb fuck
>Have sex with multiple people and contract many diseases because I'm a degenerate retard
>LMAO free healthcare, pay for my medical bills, taxman
Public healthcare takes away personal accountability and plays a part in enabling shitty degenerate lifestyles, in which people don't have to take their health as seriously because treatment is free anyway. Public healthcare services should only be available for those who have ailments due to no fault of their own. If you're a retard and you get yourself sick due to your own stupidity and shitty lifestyle, you shouldn't expect the State to fix your fuckups that you did to yourself.
Dylan Cruz
>be American
>have no reading comprehension because quality education is too expensive
Levi Cook
I'm saying (you) don't know shit about it,
which (you) insist upon proving by asking stupid questions.
Tyler Stewart
>Be frog
>Own a 140m2 appartment
>Will inherit a house from my grand parents on the coastline
>Be american
>Get to a party
>Come home late at night and drunked
>Your neighbourhood has completely identical tiny houses
>Think you found your home
>Walk on the lawn
>It's not yours
>oh shit.jpg
>Get shot
>Everyone claps
>Tip the doctors to get treatments
Elijah Thomas
Is that a man or a woman?
Colton Ward
Flu epidemic.
Adam Turner
It's a woman (male).
Aiden Roberts
This. Cunts can joke about the US but if your a Eurofag the only reason your not sucking Ivans dick right now is cos of the US.
Instead your sucking mohammeds.
Jackson Johnson
if you can't decide, then you don't need to know
Bentley Thomas
So scarily accurate yet so fucking funny. I don't know whether this is a comedy or a tragedy. Topkek, Bravo Hans.
Tyler Ramirez
10/10 would american again. T. Az reppin
Adrian Carter
Why do so many Canadians come to the USA for treatment if your system is so perfect? Could it be those 6-12 month waits for treatment of terminal illnesses?
Lucas Wright
>be Serbian
>be recipient of a "free" healthcare
>26% of my pay goes to "free" healthcare
>employer is obliged to pay the equivalent sum to my "free" healthcare because of reasons
>dock my pay proportionately so they will pay less
>get cough
>have to wait for 2 weeks because you can have only one specific doctor that is on vacation for non-emergency treatments
>after 2 weeks appear at 5 a.m. in the hospital because if you come any time later chances are they will deny you entry
>hospital cleaned last time circa 1968.
>1000 seniors in front of me, each carrying a violent virulent disease
>wait until 4 p.m. for doc to see me
>by this time I already contracted AIDS, brain cancer, chronic diarrhea, limb necrosis and a few unidentified diseases just from being in the hospital
>doc doesn't even listen to me or check me up, just scribbles "palitrex" and sends me home
>you have to pay for the medicine ofc
>it's not working
>return a few days later, doc says it's ulcer that needs operating immediately
>wtf I don't think it is, but whatever, he's the doc
>go to operating room
>nurse forgets to clean scalpel
>ulcer starts bleeding, die 2 hrs later from infection
We can bash muricans, but I mean come on, like we're any better
Carson Gonzalez
swear ive seen nudes of that woman
Nathan Fisher
Grow the fuck up and have a beer mate or if your nog: smoke up peanut brain no worries
Thomas Phillips
Ameribros im with you on this hit home, both funny and disrespectful. Alas every good joke is both. I had a good laugh but want to hit back
Lets bant bitches
James Reyes
I knew a girl named Candace. She was a beautiful Canadian and she was diagnosed with Cancer and they put her on a waiting list because of its stage.
She came to America and had surgery the same day and now she's fine. Fuck Canada. Also I can show you gigs of evidence free clinics are studios for leftists to show off "free" care then they turn around and force people into paid clinics down the road.
Bentley Sanders
Fucking this!
Jace Williams
>I knew a girl
This is insulting. Please make your lies more believable.
Levi White
>>'Free'
>>Wait 8 months for an appointment
It's free if your time is worthless.
Ryder Green
>pay taxes
>have symptoms
>wait months to get checked which is repeatedly rescheduled on the day of appointment
>when it finally happens I get a nog who doesn't even know what I'm there for and isn't qualified to look at it
Yeah no I'd rather people who are too stupid to save money die rather than let them clog up the system to the extent that I can't get medical help I fucking pay for
David Garcia
how tf did you not see the cock bulging out of the underwear?
Xavier Murphy
>be bong
>wife and daughter raped
>dont wanna report a hate crime
>import all the muhammeds
>cant free speech
>raped meself
>oh better get the bong than report the hate crime
>enjoying
muslim rape gangs
Cooper Peterson
I thought it was a stray pube or something. Now that I look at it again it's actually a cock.
Henry Jenkins
>"""Free"""
Hunter Brown
Candace must be fuckin wealthy, I watched a video on an old body builder (ronnie coleman) he has had 10 surgeries the last 4 cost him $2mil cash, That would never happen here
Christian Perez
TAXPAYER
FUNDED
ISN'T
FREE
YOU
STUPID
FUCKING
LEAF
GO
KILL
YOURSELF.
Jordan Robinson
You must be twelve. Sasha Grey is the Michael Jordan of hardcore pornography. Except Sasha stayed retired.
Connor Cruz
>Germanistan
Make sure not to wear too little clothing by the Mosque today or you'll be arrested faggot
Benjamin Powell
> He thinks that paying for something is free
Just because the bill isn't a lump sum, doesn't mean you're not paying for it, jackass.
Brayden Bennett
Wrekt by the britbong. That must sting leaf cause you still swear allegiance to his (defunct) Queen
Ethan Lopez
I'm forced to pay 1200€ yearly as a student to be insured.
Adrian Hughes
This is a lie. As a student, you are on your parents' plan.
Asher Perez
You are lying. I know people frome Leaf land with genetics related issues and they just go in Friday morning and can work again Monday in their middle pay jobs.
Sometimes they have to wait, but if you are ordered in, the medical procedure is at the same day. If early, they go there Thursday evening so they can prepared before 9.
There are also lots of green pasta (spend 4 days in a room with two ded because no place in the mortuary) around from the US, and its mostly bullshit.
Nathan Martin
>get confused for an American
yep, it's raining alright
Ayden Hill
Correct. You also develop nearly all the technology and drugs are system uses.
Thomas Allen
>memeflag
You're the liar. You're just another nog that wants undue medical treatment at the expense of the people that actually deserve it.