Kill all nurses otherwise they'll never stop gossiping

Kill all nurses otherwise they'll never stop gossiping.

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okay

are you okay user ?

>nurseoid
ahahhahahaha i dont know why this is funny

Lachlan, get back to Jow Forums
And stop complaining about nurses laughing at your peepee, you flooded the entire board about it you feisty ban evader

Jow Forums, apologies for him

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That arm lol

Nurses are filth and scum and nothing more. This is not out of bitterness, but pure impartial reflection. What is a nurse? A nurse is a failed docto. They are weak, barely sentient, and their more unsightly anatomical differences are wholly loathesome. What kind of creator would affix comical meatbags to the torso of their creation? It’s downright laughable. Anyoned who derives any sense of sensuality from such an outrageous sight should be culled immediately. And that is not even the most repugnant part of their being. Betwixt their legs lies a Lovecraftian horror. God knows what lies in the deepest chasms of that fleshy monstrosity which give off such a hellish odor. Maybe that’s where the Great Old Ones dwell in their slumber. The only redeemable part of the nurse is their arse, yet upon admiring it seeing even a slight glimpse of the cunt is enough to put me into a fiendish fit. Many a scrub have experienced that rage, yet few remain to tell the tale.

>being a male nurse
Seppuku is your only option

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Fuck n*rseoids

They have nothing better to do. Not like they care about their patients. After so many nigger encounters, the "I want to help people mentality" dies. Stories from the hospital are nightmare tier. They lose hope instantly. Also women.

lel i remember you

Is this de Sade?

Nurses are overpaid and get overtime.

GMCs are for faggots

It’s not bad. Do your 3 12’s and then enjoy the next four days off doing what I want. You niggers are stupid if you think being a nurse is terrible all around. Also don’t fuck the other nurses if you are the only make there (you will always be the only male) they all talk.

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How often do you encounter feces in a regular day?
Have you ever got any in your mouth?

Male nurse here.

AMA for about 20 minutes before I go to bed. 12 hour shift again tomorrow.

Nurses are literally the only medical professionals you SHOULD trust. Doctors are the ones you should be worried about.

incompetency is seeping in at all levels

t. drives a 1997 Camry with rusted 1/4 panels and mismatched doors

lachlan...

When you make a ridiculous statement like that you should at least attempt to back it up with something.

wow, another benefit of nationalized health care. Nurses in the US are generally professional and caring. Close to 0...the number of nurses that are failed doctors or doctor wannabes

Is that how bad life is in Canada?

what's the easiest way for a degenerate like me to score opiates

Oh, i get it. You are a closeted homosexual who places his rage on an entire profession because its mostly populated by women. Women who are more successful than you, in a profession that is frequently sexualized in entertainment media. Its ok user, nobody cares if you are a faggot.

God does

If you only knew how bad things are up hear.

Did I get the year of your Camry wrong? '95, '96?

Yes and you misspelled X5

That's 'here' you assmunching bumblefuck

This is objectively true. Nurses need to be put in their place.

t. Medfag

Come over here we have OTC codeine

>Nurses in the US are professional and caring

lolno

Nurses have enough training to have a basic understanding of the body and its functions, along with the hands on experience to back it up. Doctors go to a brainwashing program for 12 years so they can push unnecessary medications, and unsafe medical practices. Thats what school told them after all, how could school be wrong? Combine this with an overinflated ego, and the fact that they almost never spend any significant amount of time with any patient. This creates a dynamic where they frequently commit medical errors that could result in the death of a patient if it hadnt been caught be a nurse. Medical errors make up an absurd amount of fatalities, but I guarantee you that it would be the number one cause of death world wide if it wasnt for nurses catching doctors on their mistakes.

A nurse is a woman who went to med school to meet a doctor to marry so she could stay home, have babies and be married to a rich man, but spending years in school made them old, and the schooling was expensive so they wound up in debt.

The rich doctors they went to med school to hook weren't interested in a woman in her 30's with thousands of dollars of school debt, so they didn't get to marry that rich doctor they were hunting for. Now they're stuck doing a job they never wanted to pay off school debt they never wanted because they didn't land the man they wanted.

This leaves them bitter and resentful.

Break a bone. In the hospital, at least, opiates are becoming less and less controlled as oversight and scrutiny increases. Dr. Feelgood is a rare breed these days.

You've got to have a real issue to score the good stuff these days.

And we know how he got it.

>change hands OP

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Take your seroquel lad.