The Czech Republic Celebrates 100 Years

German blood its old recepie from ethernal anglo

Happy birthday Tschechs.
Stay based.

Pivo, borovička a slivovička. Some also like "Tatranský čaj", Becherovka (Castle's mayor), Fernet, Tuzemský Rum. Wihne has historical base only due anglo-saxon and latin culture.

Czechoslovakia will live again

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Congrats czechia
Your women are crazy but to be fair, women are crazy regardless of where they are from.
>t. Guy with crazy possessive czech gf
Really looking forward to traveling there though.
Karlštejn castle looks dope.

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The only 100% pure germanic nation in Europe.

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Happy Birthday Czechia and Slovakia!!
From Poland with Love

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I raise a tall glass of pivo in your honor.

Holy Kek my sides

>Czech Republic
>100 years.
Wat?

Rest in peace

It's 100 years since the foundation of Czechoslovakia

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kek that's perfect

I know that.
But OP said the Czech republic.
So I'm going to assume he's a retard.

Is that Andrej Babiš in Czech occupation zone in russia?
BASED !!

Congrats you crazy bastards

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Partially he is not wrong. Slovakia declared itself the part of the new state 2 days after. And Ruthenia nearly a year after.

Das it mane

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I like to say checkoslovakia, why did it change?

It's still our rightful clay, dissolution was just a trick. We're secretly preparing to take over the rest of Europe, just wait and see.

nah, it's just we were ignorant enough to not notice Czechoslovakia already existed for 2 days when some of our guys declared independence in Martin

2 big cocks and one long junkyard.

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Central European Slavic Federation when ?

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The main reason is difference between Bohemia and Slovakia status inside the empire. Bohemia was more freely connected with Austria than Slovakia with Hungaria where it was integral part of the state.
After US president Wilson declared the right of self-government for small nations in Europe (good for that moment, mine for future) and in Andrássy note AH accepts it there was a way more area for actions in Bohemia than on Slovakia with that tight connection (how far is Wien and Budapest from Slovakia's borders? And Bratislava from Austrian and Hungarian?).

this is more correct grobbohemius

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That's pretty cool

well, the main issue being, is that we were under Hungarian rule for a millenium, while you only became a part of Habsburgs after 1526, barely 400 years

Congratulation I guess how are thing going in your country?

Daily reminder that this is what communism look like
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Vote communist!

Happy birthday. Thanks for making nice guns.

Amazing lads
One could only hope to be half as great as them

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A little bit too late, we could have had at least part of it but somebody wasn't happy.

Politics is one big joke and state is bureaucratic and slow but otherwise pretty good.

Nice dream. But only if Poland gets their shit together and have no problem with losing their crown city Krakow which I find unreal.
Similar to previous, now with Germany. Do you know the capital of Saxony is Dresden? Also I have no problem with that but they will got serious rage.
Also Poland with Wroclaw and Hungary with Szombathely and north border. Three of them are so rekt till it makes no good.
Pity that Slovakia lost at least Putnok and Záhony.

Do you have corruption problems like we do? Also do you have any nationalistic parties?

In next 100 years we will
>Capture Berlin by military force
>Initiate the Great Ethnic Cleansing of German clay
>Form pic related with Prague as a capital

fuck forgot pic

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Yekaterinburg, a month or two after the murder of russian Tsar in the same city.

>191163248
Congratulations!

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Happy birthday. Nice coutry, nice people.

Happy Birthday guys!
Looks good

>corruption
Largest party leader is an oligarch (richest man in country) with a lot of businesses. All his people are sucking his dick and a lot of state contracts go to companies not directly owned by him but everybody knows they effectively do belong to him. Oh and he always has someone nobody knows to replace his people who fuck up. Someone brings bad PR and marketing to his party (more like a company at this point) and gets replaced within a few day. Ministers, candidates, etc.

>nationalistic parties
Nah, there's one lead by a half Jap but it's a joke and only says things people want to hear while being basically just a big pyramid scheme (buying and then selling party merch etc).

Others are more or less eurosceptic on TV for example but mostly do the opposite.

Wow my grandpa was older than czech republic and I'm a millenial

Happy birthday to my ancestors ;^)

czechs are mostly ugly

>Edvard Beneš
was he looser for loosing Sudety or Chad by surviving Hittler and kicking Germs back to their fatherland?

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Damn you guys are even more corrupt than us politically that makes me shocked to be honest and the fact that you have no real right wing also makes me feel bad for you guys.

Then when you found: Your prime minister is "former" leader of main crop company in country, expanded sometimes with actions of enemity and the main oppostion forces which steals for a good part of last 25 years shredding tears.
Also medium level is even worse. There is main source of income of the most of the political parties.
I cannot tal about private sector, but in some parts it's similar.

Yeah president is the same thing. He says some based stuff, but is senile and people around him take that chance to be on his good side and profit from it.

I was in prague this summer. Man your young people refuse to speak Czech. They speak English to each in the streets, and your food is processed poision, I vividly remember better food quality under the communists. What the hell has happened to your nation and why are you so obessed with licking America's boot?

And why would you celebrate it if you're governed practically by the West

Okay I need to be devils advocate here, you guys do realize that anti-babiš rhetoric will backfire right?
The reason why media keeps harping on it is because they want you to go out like a fucktard with urban cat ladies and dumbfuck students to protest and shit on him in all sorts of ways but the only thing that is going to accomplish is political capital to opposition which isn't an improvement of any kind to ANO and plays into their hand ( hand of ODS, KDU-ČSL, STAN, Piráti and all these fucking cucks )
By spreading this rhetoric you are only helping them and it's not like you are going to make things better so why not shit on him for policy issues ( on which he sucks ) instead of spreading your ankles for opposition and giving them ammunition?

You do not want be that dude in that position. He was the president of the small economically-dependent state in the moments when it has no at least good solution and allies throw it overboard. Both WWII and communist coup d'etat.
Nečasova mise - calculated lost of areas of Cheb, Rumburk, Frýdlant, Broumov, Javorník, expanded by Germans to whole "Sudetenland". Beneš saw the actions of Germany and preditcts moves of both parts. Also good reason to kick that fifth wheel out.
When you look at the official photo of signin the Munich treaty, you can see Daladier and Mussolini looks on the left and down. Why? Maybe with the feeling "This shit's gonna be bad".

god bless the czech republic!

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Agree, don't do that, just wanted to explain whole situation to user. Policies are the main issue here.

Go czech pivo-imperialism!

Based and redpilled

White, Christian, hot women, guns, it's a fucking paradise.

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>Christian

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>czech republic
>christian
I wish, 90% atheist shithole

Ehm. Naschvál jsem tam vrazil tu část o slzách opozice. Protože tyhle slzy jsou z velké části od zmetků, co si nahrabávali do příchodu Babiše. A ne, nechceš tu opět 90. léta a gigarozkrádačku jménem privatizace.
Na druhou stranu je fakt, že během vlád některých z nich se ještě něco stihlo udát (Bém), později už z toho zbyl pouhý alibismus. A ten trvá celkem doteď. Proto v zásadě minimální rozvoj. To se zatím opět rozjet nikomu nedaří. A že se Babiš celkem snaží.
We do not want to lick germans asses even when we must. And the thing that have germans on the lead is american influence. If you was only in Prague, then you must remember the most large cities are similar, like New York or San Francisco. Central part international, main monuments alos, but outer and rural areas are different.

My paternal great grandmother's family was from Pilsen, happy bday Czechies.

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Well fuck me, I thought the undeclared were just "cultural Christians", that don't practice regularly, but consider themselves Christian.

Why is this so? The commies?

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Good post
As long as he keeps the production of liberal tears high and until based Klaus Jr. founds his own party, I'm happy.

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Slovaks are the religious ones, we wuz kališníci.

mix of communism, liberalism and pure materialism from the both sides and endless desire to enslave yourself to consumerist desires and therefore plutocratic interests of capital
that mixes itself with "rationalism" from the liberal side which is completely devoid of any idealistic or spiritualist notions and "anti-theism" from the communist side, generally developed because of for example anti-abortion attitudes and "islamic terrorism" of the current age etc.
tl;dr, czech normalfags are degenerates and that is why

Half Czech, half Dutch. I don't care if that makes me a mutt but I'm still proud of you guys.

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50% czech + 50% dutch = 100% weed
Fialka and other neocon trash won't ever allow it and I doubt he'd desert the party

happy birthday!

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Religion is a meme

Based and Czechpilled

I think it has more to do with the suppression of Hus reformation, the Hussite rebellion, 30 years war and then the violent recatholization. So many crushing events in such little timeframe really soured our relations with the catholic faith.
And of course then communists painted Žižka in their propaganda as some original communist who fought against the imperialistic catholics.

I know, man can only hope.

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happy birthday big bro, our anniversary is in 2 days

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I know wiki is a shitty source but what you are saying is not the case
Religion overall fell after enlightenment and especially after both world wars where materialistic ideologies reigned finally supreme over the world with the possibility of perverting and degenerating every religious tradition ( and overall just traditions of yesterday ) to modern materialistic mechanisms
this chart pretty much says it all

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Normalfags are usually degenerates. That's not exclusive.

Carpathia is shaped like a kike nose.

If it was due to pure materialism we would have gone through a slower religious decline like Slovaks or Poles.
A mild decline started back when communists took power, as you can see in the chart, the hussite rebellion was abundantly used in the propaganda to reopen the wounds with catholics.
Sure, the materialism surely had a major effect on the decline recently, but it was the history that we had with the catholic faith that was the root cause.

>Man your young people refuse to speak Czech. They speak English to each in the streets

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This, Babiš might be a thieving čobol, but he's better than those who would come after him, god forbid Piráti gaining even more power or TOP 09 resurfacing.

For us, the ethnic situation is (thank god) not bad enough yet to allow nationalist parties to get a serious number of votes.

20 more years until the Gipsy Republic

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happy birthday

any czech know what lerv means?

>Klaus Jr. founds his own party
What's the likelyhood of this happening? I'd vote for that Frankenstein in a heartbeat. He's always talking shit on the (((globalist))), I wonder to what extent is he redpilled on the jewish question.

This. I've come to terms with the fact that every politician is gonna be a thieving rat who's main purpose is to get shekels from the goyim into his bank account, but at least Babiš doesn't seem to be actively trying to pozz our culture and ethnic composition with (((modern western values))). But then again, I don't follow domestic politics at all so perhaps I'm mistaken on that part.

>Babiš doesn't seem to be actively trying to pozz our culture and ethnic composition
how gullible are you?
look what his goon are voting for in EU parliament
look what lžiDnes clumsily keeps pushing
look what he was saying before polls shown people REALLY don't like darkies
he puts on "based and redpilled" facade to milk votes home and actively work against them in private

As I said, I don't follow Czech politics and therefore have no clue what he's actually doing. My assumption was based on the fact that he obviously has to be a reasonably intelligent man to have become this rich and powerful and must thus at least to a certain extent realize that niggers and jews = bad news, even if just for his bank account.

Op here. I'm oldflag and it is fucking amazing how many Czechs come to /pol these days.

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