Christ-chan

What denom is Christ-chan?

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Her denomination is Kawaii Cute

>take other people's art
>recolor it
>this is my art now
You should be flayed alive.

>Why is it called the "Roman Catholic" Church?
youtube.com/watch?v=oWLi7Hz0aeA&t=4s
>What is the difference between a Catholic and a Christian?
youtu.be/gAybs86wtx0

jewish

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She ISNT a Latter-Day Saint, that's for sure

She is 7th day adventist knocking in yo door

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Her dress is a traditional Calvinist dress.

She's an Evangelionist, of course

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Oy vey, rabbi ישוע is a self-hating Jew?

hes still a jew

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catholic of course

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idk but jews hate her so much
this is a christchan thread now

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Catholic, unfortunately

>Still so OMG KAWAII =*w*=

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True Christian

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nah he doesnt see race

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NONE YOUR YOUR BUSINESS!!!

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what do we call the blonde version

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Better

Jesus was a christian because he believed in himself

thou shalt not covet

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>What denom is Christ-chan?
Traditional Baptist, KJV only

Recoloring other peoples drawings does not make the drawing your own. This worse than lazy recolor Sonic OCs

What are you so butt-blasted over? It's a meme, relax

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stay mad kike

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her real name is Christiana.

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Jesus is the one man who cannot be a Jew.

She's just "Christian" so she can be adopted by different Christian posters.

it looks like someone took curious George and photoshopped him into Christchan.

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It was actually Christina White.

BROTHERS IN CHRIST UNITE AMIRITE XDDD

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She's catholic

It's literally:
>The very first verse
>Of the very first book
>Of the New Testament

Matthew 1:1
The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham.

Non-Denom

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Catholic includes multiple denominations, lad.

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See

>Lutherans and sedevacantist

this ain't it famalam

The recorded history in Foxe's Book of Martyrs begs to differ

Dast rhit
"grabs"

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Lol no there aren't

Jesus was a jew. Messiah is a jewish term. He believed he was the jewish messiah, the future king of the jewish kingdom of israel. The reason why christianity exists is because of a jewish schism. The very few jews who followed jesus managed to convert enough pagans and some jews to continue venerating jesus as messiah, a jew figure. Jesus is as jew as you get. He was not accepted by jews because the jews saw he was not a messiah. The arabs see jesus as a prophet because that makes it possible for new prophets in judaism, thus the jewish schism of islam can popagate.

Jesus most definitely, jewish. Everything he believed was jewish. Everything christianity is about is after the death of him and his apostles. Christ is greek for messiah. The entire religion is based on the belief that jesus was the chosen jew, and that every other jew was wrong for not believing in his claims of reinstating isael within the lifetime of his apostles.

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Christendom, the ultimate cuckoldry

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Jesus was not a jew

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Christ-chan's original creator was a Lutheran.

Jesus was not a jew.

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Says the blue haired freak of nature who needs daddy government to make sure everyone is equal because nature made him a weak fag

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if you say so, user

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They answered and said unto him, Abraham is our father. Jesus saith unto them, If ye were Abraham's children, ye would do the works of Abraham.

The LARPing 'jews' nowdays are no descendants of Abraham.

Painting of Christians killing jews.
That is why jews hate Christians.

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>because the jews saw that he was not the messiah.

This is the essential nature of Jew, and since Jesus cannot deny that He is the Messiah; He cannot be a Jew.

Oh yes, Abraham was not a Jew, Isaac was not a Jew and neither was Jacob(Israel).

Oy vey mozes the nazi

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Pagans are faggots who like to suck cum
Go Odin muh ancestors!

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It's been almost a decade since I've seen a cat jesus thread

Crusader Catholic

She's not real, she can be whatever version of Christianity you want her to be. Even, eugh, Catholicucks.

She seems that way but there's also this

Depends on the meme but I honestly think mostly Catholic since that's the world's most members

lol wtf?

She's Evangelical

Who authored this nonsense? A jew?

Yeah okay

bump

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Nope.

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Catholic, obviously.

catholic, but one who hates the current pope.
>tfw no catholic gf to force me to go to confession

Infidel

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Orthodox.
Christian =/= Catholic

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Can you remind me what you call someone who is descended from Abram, who is circumcised in a synagogue, who reads torah and teaches it in the synagogues? Because I'm pretty sure taht's a jew.

All Christians worship jews and their jew god Ya*weh

Jizzus Christian

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But... it does...
Why do burgers not understand fucking denominations?
>Are you Christian, Pentecostal, or Catholic?

What you're calling Judaism was invented in the second century.

Amen

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>What denom is Christ-chan?
Sunni

>kerdasi amaq

So the correct answer is Ecumenical?

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>synagogue of satan
>calls pharisees vipers
>tells pharisees they are going to hell
>gets sold out by a jew to the jews who then use jewish tricks to get him killed in the most torturous way
and for some reason retards on this board still for some illogical reason still think that jesus cared for the jews above his children.

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I always saw her as a Catholic Sunday school teacher type

eastern orthodox

Bump

So no first hand accounts, just speculation from those with a political goal.

thats what all christkikes do though. They steal everything that they did not create then say that it was gods will.

this.
>muh synagogue of Satan meme
Revelation 3 provides no way or form to know who these "fake jews" are, as everything in the Gospel it is vague and contradictory
So you randomly have decided that the synagogue of Satan is the modern Jews, as if that would change anything at all
Jesus himself said that the world is of Satan, and he made it quite clear that the only way to oppose "Satan" is by opposing the World. Which is INSANE if your main concerns are the survival of a WORLDY civilization into the far future. A concern that Christianity makes completely pointless
Why are you even here? You have no skin on this game. According to you, the Jewish War God will WIN no matter what and slay your enemies
There is nothing on the line for Christians
They gave up on this Universe
Europe being Islamic or not is completely IRRELEVANT for a christians that believes in the plan of God
The plan which promised that God would come back after 1000 years of oppression and persecution of his followers
A christians wanting to oppose the oppression of his people is going against God's plan
And it is not some sort of twisted interpretation by the Pope or evil catholics:

- "it is the duty of a Christian to suffer injustice, not to seize the sword and take to violence" - Martin Luther

true

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Her real name is Historia... not oc

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jesus was a jew
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3032072/

biblehub.com/luke/3-33.htm
>the son of Amminadab, the son of Ram, the son of Hezron, the son of Perez, the son of Judah

biblehub.com/hebrews/7-14.htm
>For it is clear that our Lord descended from Judah

biblehub.com/luke/4-15.htm
>He was teaching in their synagogues, and everyone praised him.
biblehub.com/john/1-11.htm
>He came to his own people, and even they rejected him.

His own people aka Jews.

biblehub.com/john/4-22.htm
>You Samaritans worship what you do not know; we worship what we do know, for salvation is from the Jews.

Samaritans aka Gentiles.

JESUS WAS A JEW.

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jew source.
image related
yes actually it is. image related

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Literally all the followers of Jesus, and Jesus himself were kikes.

Among his followers there were many zealots, the most radical jews of them all, that wanted wars against Rome
But sure, he was "le anti-semite non-kike that kikes hated" right?

Now you are going to talk about how he disagreed with pharisees or whatever.

But why would the pharisees be discussing mosaic law with a non-jew? Never mind, what exactly did he denounce the pharisees for that makes him not a kike? Have you actually read the Gospel?

Can you point to a single value that Jesus denounced that wasn't valid?

Because the denounciations of Jesus were idiotic, insane, even marxist

There he denounces the pharisees for wanting to punish a slut! (Jesus didnt like slut shaming, quite liberal if you ask me!)
There he denounces the rich pharisees and promises the earth to the meek and the poor! (... and marxist)
There he denounces the pharisees for wanting to live, instead of embracing death like him!
There he denounces them over a disagreement on how Mosaic Law is applied! (but Jesus was not a Jew I swear!!!)

You blindly may say "he disagreed with the kikes" as if that was something we needed to applaud!

Muslims are hated by Jews as well, but Jews are smart enough to use them as a tool. The same way they use the insane anti-morality of Christianity to corrupt the ancient world and give themselves a privileged financial spot!

But if Jews don't like the own poison they created, that means that we shall drink it, according to you!

wtf I guess I love ISIS now!

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>denomination
That's cute, protestant scum.

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>Revelation 3 provides no way or form to know who these "fake jews" are, as everything in the Gospel it is vague and contradictory
Fake Jews = the people who now call themselves Jews = false carnal Israel
Real Jews = Christians = spiritual Israel

The flaw in your argument is the assumption that Christians are anti-Semitic.