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Brit/pol/: Haemorrhoid Wizards Edition
Wyatt Torres
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Parker Hernandez
first for shitted organs
Aiden Phillips
New to Brit/pol/ but I have a question that I think only Brits can answer.
>the only country preventing Britain from reclaiming her former glory is a rebellious former colony
>ironically, it is also the only country that has and continues to guarantee British maritime exports make it to their destination unharmed, ultimately guaranteeing economic prosperity for the very distant future
>this country also shares all intelligence and is willing to sacrifice her own men for Britain's continued survival
Seems like a fair trade to me. We are the superpower and have all the money while you have the culture and history that we are willing to preserve at all costs.
So I have to ask, why do Brits hate American again?
Sebastian Edwards
Am I the only one who eats his dingleberries
Angel Nguyen
lol i had to use this after a rough sesh and it was horrible. Makes you feel like your going to faint each time, never gets better.
Luis Thompson
SCREW YOUR OPTICS
IM GOING IN
Nathaniel Turner
>So I have to ask, why do Brits hate American again?
We don't. Get over yourselves.
Eli Bailey
We don't. It's just irl we don't conform to the sentimental sidekick that you write us as in Hollywood trash.
Luke Sanchez
Noah Parker
Posting this curse reversal candle, just to be safe
David Rogers
I don't think so m8, the world is full of crackpots that eat their own shit
Christian Wilson
BASED socialist scum
Colton Bell
Just cracked open a keg of Hobgoblin Gold. What you lads drinking?
Jayden Nguyen
John Ortiz
>sentimental sidekick that you write us as in Hollywood trash
what happened to always being the bad guy?
David Rivera
Nolan Martin
if you take garlic pills hemmohroids will go away.
totally tested it and it works.
Hudson Johnson
I'm more referring to how the British are portrayed in Second War War films.
Tyler Jenkins
I don't get this story lads
>Bible containing two gunshot scars from a German machine gun saved her father's life
>German plane passed overhead and machine-gunned the building's tin roof
>Two of the bullets struck his soldier's Bible, which was on his bedside table.
>Bible saved his life as it took the brunt of the attack
>If the bullets had landed just a few inches further towards him, he would not have survived
So the bullets completely missed him anyway?! am I retarded..
Juan Gomez
Irrelevant. I've just done a number on you.
Justin Jones
kek'd that was quick
Blake Cruz
I find it best to sit on the toilet and run the warm water into the sink. I then sit with my arse stretched over the toilet, dip my fingers in and put my forefinger and middle finger as far up as I can bear. The grapes go back up with my finger and if I’m quick enough I get my fingers back out before the pain really begins.
My arse sweats a bit throughout the day, but that really puts them away.
Connor Fisher
Lucas Watson
yeah didn't stop the bullets
bible didn't technically save his life at all
headline should read
>plane shoots bible
we should start a protest movement and ruin this mans life
Nolan Rogers
Darwin
Dylan Watson
“Arachnids In The U.K.” was brilliant - my only complaint would be that the rap music segment should’ve been a Sex Pistol song (for obvious reasons).
Other than that small nitpick though, I really don’t have a single issue with this episode - it was a comfortable watch with memorable moments and development. Graham’s scenes were really touching and I love him more each week, Jodie has also been growing on me ever since her first episode and Yaz and Ryan are really likeable.
The villain was a surprise - here I was expecting yet another “Orange Man Bad” commentary from the BBC but instead we got a sort of Anti-Trump who was just as bad, really impressive and i’m sure we’ll see him again. The spiders were also really well done; a nice commentary on global warming and i’m glad to see the educational angle being upheld.
Overall, Episode 4 didn’t have as high a peak as the previous, but it didn’t have an abysmal “Rise Up” moment either - no real complaints, it reminded me of both Series 1 and the ITV show Primeval.
8/10!
Lucas Walker
Why does it feel like virtue signalling is strictly a middle class thing?
Daniel Cruz
christ lad that sounds awful, can't you get them fixed
Justin Perez
Why is Blexit happening before Brexit?
Gavin Thompson
Zachary Peterson
good to know i'm not retarded I guess
James Gomez
Because Americans get shit done.
Charles Perez
even a mentally ill wog is more capable than theresa may.
Camden Davis
How's that wall coming along?
Alexander Price
Sebastian Flores
lol
Jaxson Cooper
>wall not built by god
>no moat
why even bother?
Gabriel Williams
Owen Gomez
Wyatt Butler
>lol
>he doesn't know about the thread curse
you won't be laughing next time you go for a poo pal, hoo boy are you in for a surprise
Cooper Parker
>preliminary positive
h-honk?
Isaac Jones
How does a land mass form like that? Was t hat sea wall naturally made like that?
Jace Gomez
Asher Baker
>HIV 1/2
Half AIDS doesn't sound to bad 2bh much better than full AIDS I recon
Easton Cruz
>A bumming too far.
Ayden Brown
it's cocaine
Nicholas Hughes
After watching the new season of doctor who my sister (who's never really gotten into the show) fell in love with the doctor and the gang. So, she made 13's costume (via thrift shops) all by herself for Halloween. I couldn't be a more proud big brother! Thought you all might enjoy!
Aiden Brown
its chalk... its been eroded by the sea and wind for thousands of years
Camden Flores
Alexander Davis
sorry lads i cbf to google it. who is thought to have erected Stonehenge and the other standing stones ?
celts or WHGs ?
Jeremiah Campbell
BBC shoving it's agenda in evreything to the point of ruining is a good thing desu
Deanos will have to do something useful other than sit infront of the happybox
Jason Harris
It's a cliff
A white cliff
Matthew Roberts
>tfw unironically dealing with a major bum grape and have 2 year old anusol applied at this very moment
Jacob Murphy
>Oxford professor says 'academic freedom' is under threat after he is accused of running transphobic Twitter account
telegraph.co.uk
Bloody based!
>The enforcement of orthodoxy—often disguised as ‘diversity’—would destroy the University’s very foundation: academic freedom."
>"It is not transphobic to discuss the merits of legislation or to debate theories about sex and gender. Dictionary definitions such as ‘woman: adult human female’ and ‘lesbian: female homosexual’ are not transphobic. Nor is it transphobic to call the convicted rapist Karen White—who was placed in a women’s prison—a man," it read.
WTF, I love the University of Oxford now.
Nathan Evans
Angel Russell
It's full on cultural Marxism now. Tried listening to R4 and R5 Live lately? It's unbelievable.
Sebastian Bailey
>It's a cliff
John Carter
Do people ever fall off the cliff?
Connor Perez
what if stonehenge is just an ancient footie stadium
Jaxon Price
Tbf if hed actually been reading the thing hed be dead, so...
Jace Ortiz
Jackson Allen
Stonehenge happened around the same time as pyramids
Josiah Johnson
I hear that brother
David Turner
Kek'd reading it sitting on the bedside table like a madman
Cooper Watson
Jonathan Young
there and other similar places around the UK tend to have signs nearby telling people not to walk to the edge incase a bit collapses
Julian Lewis
There's a reason locals call it, 'Grim Man's Forehead'
Samuel Scott
>Oxford University spokesperson said that the university could not comment on individual cases and that it had to be careful to "balance both free speech and alleged incidents of harassment".
At last a sane response from the establishment without leftist hysterical witch hunt.
Nathan Gonzalez
You know
Matthew Clark
Oliver Thompson
wtf is this
Camden Sullivan
All the fucking time. Also top spot for comitting sudoku.
Charles Gomez
as far as we know, WHGs then
Leo Nelson
a bio of the professor in question
Mason Perez
Serious question is it worth visiting your country as a tourist? I live in NYC so I imagine London is similiar. Is it worth my time to visit your country?
Ryan Ross
It's a cliff that cracked off.
Juan Martin
I was joking
I think there's a 500 year difference but I think no ones sure when exactly or how long it took to make so an overlap is very very possible.
Jace Parker
If the blood is separate to the poo you've popped a vein or something straining too much.
If it's mixed in you've got arse cancer.
Sorry if it's arse cancer.
Sebastian Torres
NYC and London aren't similar at alkali the world's major cities have a really different feel to them.
Eli Diaz
We don't, now pull your head out if your arse hank
Eli Gray
i sometimes get mild psoriasis and one time i got an outbreak of it on my arse and on my ring no joke. Every time i had a massive shit it would tear my ring and it would start pissing blood, i had to wash my arse with a flannel and antiseptic coal tar soap every time i shit. Thankfully i haven't had for over a year now
Adam Richardson
At all*
Levi Johnson
Greene king ipa
Thomas Walker
Nolan Walker
Go to some place sunny instead lad
Michael Peterson
I can visit one place, London, Berlin, Paris or Madrid. In the German general they told me Germany is full fuck off so I don't know where to visit.
Tyler Garcia
If you want to download all the flags just do
Jason Perry
FACKIN CUMMIN HOME
Brayden Thompson
>i had to wash my arse with antiseptic coal tar soap
would sniff your arse 2bh
Landon Martinez
Visit your mums cunt you cunt
Thomas Cooper
lmao
Jonathan Bell
Julian Gutierrez
stop being mean
Adam Morgan
madrid
Benjamin Richardson
That actually sounds horrid. Hope it doesn't happen again mate.
Nathan Collins
>laugh arse off
careful
Jonathan Bell
He already lives in America.
Chase Barnes
>Cut arsehole
>Bladder fills with blood
Quite the anatomy you've got there, chum
Jaxson Cook
saw this monstrosity on my local town's blog, how can we stop the nu-males infecting the norf?
Brandon Baker
Hobgoblin IPA, s'loverly.