This is the single most autistic, cringey, embarrassing...

This is the single most autistic, cringey, embarrassing, trying-desperately-hard-to-appeal-to-millennials midterm election advertisement you will ever see in your entire life.

youtu.be/28hHo5QA_I4

>naked instathot twins
>in a bathtub with blue everywhere
>”Checks and balances babe!”
>name drops Jow Forums (kek)
>wtf.jpg
>this must be a joke
>”liking” a post on instagram is the same as voting for government officials
>”posting our tits on insta shapes culture and culture shapes public policy!”
>”WAIT OMG”
>#pollparty!!!11
>dozens of half naked instathots sexualizing themselves
>exploiting wemens bodays for sheckles
>hypocriticalfeminism.mp3 bumpin
>”LET US TAKE YOUR VOTE-GINITY”
>”IT WONT HURT AT ALL WE PROMISE”
>”IT MIGHT EVEN FEEL A LITTLE GOOD”
>top 10 things statutory rapists say
>”it doesn’t matter what party you’re with”
>surejan

Discuss this fuckery

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Wat

>hyperdegeneracy 5 seconds in
>namedrops Jow Forums

I hate everything about this

Burgerland is beyond saving. Zoomers were a mistake, and the American experiment too.

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I fear all is lost. Our only hope is to rebuild after the degenerate ruin everything and it can no longer be denied

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American ((((advertising)))) is such a fucking embarrassment.

Oooookay. That was just fucking awful to watch.

I'm seeing a mexican/jewish hybrid?

How do I like this post?

youtube.com/watch?v=WzI8e8zc_Vo

>2018, 73 years after nazis lost
>the socio-political context is such that commercials such like these are made
anglos don't deserve to exist

>white wine enema

Yeah no

>2 5/10's jewish broads with meh bodies spew nonsense
really makes me want to vote

the faces are out of control

Betting my college fund that this is the result of daddy issues.

Can I upvote this?

(((Kaplan)))

I turned it off. They were ugly.

>Every fucking prop they have is blue
Wow, real subtle kikes

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imagine what their poor father thinks haha

Father?

>kaplan twins

...Who?

Literally, *who?*

The only people who'd be following these thots are normies looking for soft wank material.

I imagine there was a meeting about how bad the #FORHER ads were and how abysmal the percentage of men voting for them was.
So they just thought fuck it with all this feminist shit, just go with tits and turbo-degeneracy.

But at the same time the target audience appears to be young White men and this seems to be very different from the identity politics based marketing they were doing all this time. Could this signify a shift away from identity politics? They are shitting on their previous demographics pretty hard. That caricature of a female taking notes could never happen 2 years ago.

....and don’t forget to SMASH that dislike button

These ugly whores only have 150 thousand instragram followers, they are nobodys.

how do i vote for them?

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>the olsen twins have really let themselves go

oh shit. only one boot sole is worn. that's from a repetitive whipping motion

maybe we can up vote things ? idk this place is scary

I was trying to figure out what the fuck race they were. Now it makes sense, two nasty jewish broads with fake hair and whorish makeup with fridge bodies that are uncomfortable to look at

oy vey

>actually name drops Jow Forums

fucking hell what Orwellian nightmare shit are we actually in right now?

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(((KAPLAN TWINS)))

These women are ugly mutts

If they really want to entice white men they need to use attractive white women, not... whatever these are. I can't even be sure they're women desu

Probably not even their own clothes

Christ, they're fucking desperate

Have you seen the gun grabbing ads from Gillum

she can give me a white wine enema anytime
just please dont talk politics

lol, like if this is what brought you to 4chanXD

it is very bizarre though. It really seems to go against the latest PC trends.

wait a sec
this isnt very feminist..

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Shortest torsos in Guinness Book of Records

look at those fucking faces

Buttaface twins

Some one timestamp the name drop

(((kaplan))) twins
why are you still surprised?

The fact that Jow Forums has not be dropped from google searches like 4x2chan tells me they keep us around on purpose to spread dissinfo.

what a pair of ugly mutts

Agreed my fellow estrogen chugging ledditor xD, I found Jow Forums from these two hot girls XD, have an upboat XD

if these women are considered attractive then kill me. they are 56% mutts

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Hey it’s us the Kaplan twins, two Jews you’ve never heard of

gross, i rejected way more attractive girls even when i was a virgin lmfao

>5/10

extremely generous

You have to have a Jow Forums Gold account

Hahaha nice meme, my favorite PoC. Have le upboat. You definitely deserve it hahahaha

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>Kaplan or Caplan is also a surname common among Ashkenazi Jews, usually indicating descent from the priestly lineage (the kohanim), similar to the etymological origin of the common Hebrew surname Cohen. One of the earliest modern records of Kaplan as a family name is that of Abraham Kaplan in 1698. Distinguished bearers of the name include the Polish rabbi and philanthropist Nachum ben Usiel Kaplan (1811–1879), the Latvian-born Hebrew poet Seeb Wolf Kaplan (1826–1887) and the Russian-born Zionist workers' leader Eliezer Kaplan (1891–1952), the first minister of finance of the State of Israel.[6][7]
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaplan_(surname)
I hope their dad is happy his daughters are whores.

So in sum, this has nothing to do with voting and everything to do with marketing themselves?

yeah that's with the cakeup

>White wine enema
What did they mean?

>"If you like a post... On Jow Forums"
The absolute state of kike media

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Yep

I'm seeing these smug thots everywhere. They're the most useless cum rags on planet earth who want to join in on the circle jerk of instagram activism.
youtu.be/OL2bKqfgoOE

test
will delete

"nokolike" in the email field newfriend

How do I like a post on Jow Forums bros

Can't believe they mentioned us
what did they mean by this?
also their agenda can be found in this video youtube.com/watch?v=lH47cGkOfUI
which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone

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based zoomers

This is really terrible. It's like the high school cringey stay away from drugs and don't smoke videos from back in the day. The same kind of sound effects and bad acting emphasis that echoes(pun intended) "Hello fellow kids! I'm cool! But do you know what's not cool...?" and then cue the screeching halt crashing sound effect before going into the next scene of bad acting.

Shut your Aztec mouth, or I might fuck you instead of your hideous Goblin mother.
I bet you dying for this dick, taco NIGGER.

They weren't talking about that and you know it

These two are so homely they could be naked, and l still would not think vote Dem. I actually found they rather offensive. If this is the best the left have, then they are truly in trouble.
Also are they pron whore, because they look like a couple of them. I bet they have a bad case of Arbys hanging.

>what are the midterms?
>millennials literally have to be spoon-fed basic democracy

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And then they want to lower the voting age to 16...

no. zoomers want to lower the voting age

>namedrops Jow Forums

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This needs to be faked with them sitting in a tub of foreskins

>it was mentioned in the same line as r*ddit

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it may as well be.

>when you like posts on facebook, reddit, twitter, Jow Forums, whatever.
>you like posts on Jow Forums
Can’t take anymore.

Oh shit they mention Jow Forums.

it's called (You)s

Purge the (you)den
>inb4 v&

what ugly whores

This feels like a parody while being 100% serious at the same time, like what the hell?

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(((Kaplan)))

- cursing
- sexual references
- enema tube on the table next to her drink
- ostentatious wealth


Gee, its like they have a pattern or something

Meme flag kike rat piece of shit

>Kaplan Twins
>Kardashians
I see your kike branding tricks, gotta steal absolutely everything the other sand niggers even Thott shekels.

>This is white in America

>muh secret Jow Forums society

Kill them.

These broads aren't even attractive, how are they famous?

And you're right OP, that was terrible and I have little faith in the upcoming generation. They are retarded, but they can be easily influenced by memes, which is a plus for us I guess

This is light and funny. Grow up loser

They rite

couldn't even finish it. those chicks aren't even hot for instagram whores. wtf?

No, it’s degenerate and cringey.

That was fucking disgusting if I hadn't already voted I would be too terrified to do it now
I can't get their faces out of my mind what the fuck

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These twins are so fucking hot. They even have pokie nipples. I'm voting Democrat now!!!

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those girls look like they havent touched a white dick in their whole entire lives

POLL
A
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T
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WOO-HOO!!!!

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>doesn't know how to like posts on Jow Forums
REEEE go back to R*ddit faggot