Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.
JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.
>Concentrate all the lefties in Buenos Aires. >Build a wall around it >block all roads and stop any way of transport >let them die of starvation >wait for 3 months >burn everything that is still alive. >rebuild a new capital in the middle of the country
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Guys I'm posting from my phone! you don't have any idea what just happened, it's him, the crazy man himself on my house right now! Bolsonaro! Bolsonaro just broke through my window screaming "E TEM QUE SE FUDER E ACABO!" like I never saw anyone scream before, immediately I was desperate and crying, so Bolsonaro started attacking me! Bolsonaro said "ESTOU VINDO ESTUPRAR VOCÊ, PORQUE VOCÊ MERECE!" and then Bolsonaro like the monster that he is, grabbed me by the neck spinned me in the air and threw me across the room! I luckly survived, but when I got up I saw him pulling out some matches and a can of pitu! Bolsonaro said "VAI QUEIMA TUA ROSQUINHA ONDE TU BEM ENTENDE PORRA!" and that crazy son of a bitch start lighting the matches while driking! Suddenly the entire room was on fire. My dad woke up and got invoved, but because we don't have any guns to defend ourselves my dad tried to fist fight Bolsonaro to death, Bolsonaro then slapped my dad knocking him out in one hit and said "DA QUE EU TE DOU OUTRA!". I'm running from home guys! Please don't let this Bolsonaro be president!
>However, in Brazil the King of Portugal decided to become Emperor of Brazil at some point. Wasn't the other way around? But you know, all these could've been prevented if Portugal courts didn't went full retarded. Escada, ou escadinha a depender do tamanho.
I saw Bolsonaro at a grocery store in São Paulo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Guaranás in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mr. Bolsonaro, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at himself in the mirror. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
