/hue/volution - OFFICIAL ELECTION THREAD - COBRAS FUMANTES EDITION

POLLS ARE CLOSED IN MOST OF THE COUNTRY!
RESULTS TRACKER: oantagonista.com/eleicoes-2018/
LIVE COUNTING: youtu.be/VYkeWKeFu8U
Counting begins at 18 EST, ends at 22 EST.
LIVE GLOBO NEWS STREAM: youtube.com/watch?v=Quf_3PD8qcs
"F DE FERNANDO" youtu.be/MXOwt5Xhl2w
"NOVA ERA" youtu.be/c_gPaqM-Z4g


>BACKGROUND

Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.

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PORRA. GANHOU!

second for literally shaking

CHORA PETISTA DE MERDA, KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

TÁ COM MEDO? TÁ COM MEDO PETISTA SAFADA? É A NOVA ERA

third for dead commies

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WE WON, ITS OVER
WE WON, ITS OVER
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VVWE WON, ITS OVER

HADDAD CAN STILL WIN
SLOW
AND
STEADY

JEB SURGE

CHORA PT

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Where is kuruminha

CELEBRATING IN THE STREETS. FIREWORKS GOING OFF.

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NOVA ERA!

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TURN ON GLOBO

THE FAGGOTS ARE LITERALLY CRYING

firework on the streets, on the beach get out hues and party till morning

IT WAS AN HONOR POSTING WITH YOU LADS

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SO SORRY
AS I'VE MISSED YOU

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É A NOVA ERA

ARE YOU AFRAID PETISTA SLUT?

WE DID IT LEDDIT

Where's the salt?

WHEN WILL HE SPEAK? POST LINKS.

KEK ESTÁ CONOSCO, PORRA!

This is it.

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AEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is wrong with you people?

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I FUCKING LOVE YOU HUEANON

THE MEMEMAN HAS WON!

HOLY SHIT!! I'M CRYING!

CHEGOU A NOVA ERA CARALHO

GLOVO IS HAVING A CNN BRAKDOWN

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>WE FOUND 80 MILLION VOTES IN THIS FAVELA . HADDAD WINS

Congratulations lads, you did it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BRASIL ACIMA DE TUDO! DEUS ACIMA DE TODOS!

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What are the chances of Brazil splitting up in 2 parts?

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LMAO whites are a minority in Brazil

WE FUCKING DID IT
GIVE STICKY NOW, MODS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SALUTE!
SALUTE!
SALUTE!
IT IS THE NEW ERA
NOVA ERA
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Victory party in front of Bolsonaro's House
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Victory party in front of Bolsonaro's House
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Victory party in front of Bolsonaro's House
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Tá com medo, petista safada?

NOOOOOO NATIONALISM ALWAYS BRING WAR

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE WE ARE ONE WORLD ONE PEOPLE

EMBRACE GLOBALISM

SALT BEGINS

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PRESS D TO DAB ON LULA

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Nova Era Huebros!

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Good job bros

Tell me BRos

What guns are you planning to buy now?

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is this from neogaf?

>IT WAS HER TURN

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THE MADMAN DID IT!
TIME TO DO 500 ABS NON STOP!

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

GEWEHR 41

holy shit so many fireworks lolol
feels like new year's eve

slavshit CZ

BAND NEWS HAS CALLED BOLSO ELECTED

GLOBOJEWS STILL ON SUICIDE WATCH

So did the good guys win?

Bolsonaro a cute!

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SWEET VICTORY!!!

Estou feliz que aprendi sua linguagem, hues..

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>Anime profile pic
>giving his opinnion online

A 9MM REVOLVER TO CELEBRATE THE NEW ERA

So if a country filled to the brim with mongrels who traditionally vote socialist left can flip and vote hard right in less than 2 years?

How did this happen, Brazils media elite hate hard right. Almost gives me hope that things can change quickly or is Brazil just special?

Shadilay, brothers! It's the new era!

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ČOMËÇOÛ O ÄTÄQÛË PITUZERA LOKO

HÁ! HÁ! HÁ! HÁ! HÁ!

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Ta-_Com-_Medo ₱ĘTĪ$TÄ $ÄFÄDŌ kkk

É Ä NOVÆRÄ

VOÇ˧ FOŘÅM ÅŤÅČÅĐO§ PËĽO BOLSONÅRO ĽOĶO O ČOWMËĐOŘ ĐË ₱ËTÏ$TÅ

Yeah

HE MUST MEET WITH SALVINI
LET'S BECOME FRENS, HUEZILIANS

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Brazil NO!

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Lads, what are the odds of me getting some fine Brazilian celebratory bunda tonight if I head out and find some hues celebrating?

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IT WAS HIS TURN

É MELHOR JAIR SE ACOSTUMANDO

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thread is going so fast that nobody noticed I'm gay

In obliterating fashion, the left has been practically wiped off brazil

BrazilxUSA trade alliance when?

See a live stream right now out with you on the streets party hard

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SOMEBODY HOLD ME

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GET FUCKED COMMIE SCUM

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>76% OF VOTES IN SC
THAT'S IT, I'M MOVING TO FLORIANÓPOLIS
CATARINENSES ARE BASED

I WILL POST CRYING POST CRYING NOW!

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IT
FUCKING
HAPPENED
CADE O MAV AGORA

Keep posting salt, I need to salt my codfish.

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It's resetera:

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Neogaf is dead now because the admin got metoo'd.

Mestizos and women elected Bolsonaro tho

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>TWITTER SALT GET IN HERE
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>TWITTER SALT GET IN HERE
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>TWITTER SALT GET IN HERE
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Average to high but find someone really drunk or take pitu with you

I..Is it time for a dance thread yet?

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on 1st of january ;)

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Nego errou até sobre o dólar baixar. kkkkkk

How did you get accurate results to fast?
Is it all with electronic voting in all parts of the country?

THANK YOU PARDO
SANTA CATARREICH FOR LIFE

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IA2, 590A1, blued 1911

Congrats lads!

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH MODAFOCKA

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É BOLSONARO PRESIDENTE PORRA, CARALHO, É BOLSONARO PRESIDENTE

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brazil bro's get the helicopter's

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Someone post a stream.

PRESS S TO SPIT ON PT

Is Bolsonaro pro monarchy?
Will we get Jair I?