God told me some shit is going down in the morning. AMA
How you spending your last night?
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Just sittin here jackin it
forgot link:
Spending time with my family, wage cucking before work tomorrow morning.
Please do tell, what is it that God told you?
true
My heart is failing because i drink too much, i'm 23 and will probably die in a few years
It's about time.
I'm ready to go. Jesus has made my travel plans.
Anyone else care to join us?
To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour.
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for you sins and rose again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God.
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord.
Some resources that may help:
TTB.org has a verse by verse Bible Study for download or daily listening.
Chuck Missler’s Learn the Bible in 24 Hours (youtu.be
Robert Breaker’s Bible Study and Topical Sermons (youtu.be
The End is nigh. Tomorrow may be too late.
I don’t even know why I’m replying to you right now
Is that you Leutenant Dan
God told me he lied to you.
good, I'm dreading finals anyway
Getting high and listening to music. Does Jesus hate me? I used to be Christian but then I lost my faith after my mom died and my life went to shit.
Well, at least the trees will live a bit longer.
It never happens
He wasn't too specific. He just wrote CYA on my toast, both slices, both sides.
So tomorrow, CYA.
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fuck captcha
but was it white bread though? how do I know if I can trust this bread?
Is this a shopper photo of the LARPing mind-control soldier from earlier today.
PS: Will also be jacking it tonight. If it's my last night I may actually try tranny porn.
no, user
Jesus loves you always
death is a part of life, as terrible and devastating as it is
I'm sorry about your mom, truly
please reinvite Jesus into your life and your heart
you are probably already saved if you ever truly believed in and accepted Him
but just in case, say a prayer to Him for your mom and ask Him to watch over her soul and yours and anyone else you love
I love you and so does He, user
Yes you do.
hunting CIA niggers
its easy around this time
Thanks, user. I actually bought a book called Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis because my interest in theology was piqued recently (though I've yet to read it). I'll try to say a prayer, even though it'll probably be awkward.
Rye, so you know it's true. Marble rye.
The toast was just saying goodbye before you ate it.
Best reponse
Eating green chili and shitposting.
It's hilarious that lefties think they can scare us. To die is gain and to live is Christ.
i see em running around the farm at night. fuckers don't even know that they glow so bright
IS THIS ANOTHER HABBENING BREAD?
Fuck yeah, haven't had one of these in a while lads
So whats gunna happen tommorow prophet-brah
Quick Rundown
It's hilarious how the Jews think that their nukes won't be stopped by the Hyperboreans.
that genuinely makes me happy, user
I wish you the best and I know you're gonna make it, fren
We're all fucked.
Vril supremacy!
>brown and "white" bread
>muttbread
you expect me to trust a 56% loaf?
Faggot nigger. Like I said, God was a bit vague. But if I were Him, I'd cram your ass full of dry, three day old sourdough, first thing in your morning. But I'd probably be too late.
nothing will happen tomorrow, aside from probably more democrat false flag attacks up til election day, and if they lose, probably every day til 2020.
It’s not going down
It’s the ending.
> He just wrote CYA on my toast
I fucking love Americans
Only digits can tell.
>$2, for enriched white?
>It's the end of the World!
lol, no
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fuck you, captcha
I've got heart disease so every night is my last night
It's really scary since I've been told I'ts a miracle I'm still alive for almost 3 years now
just live your lives guys, no matter how pitiful they are
by your trap dad sucking dick
Y he so angry
I think it's just the way they made the statue
stop commenting in my threads, mom. You're dead. Are the English muffins crispy enough for you now, in Hell, bitch?
Watched my sox win the World Series :^)
Nothing ever happens, user
Soccer is gay
We'll pray for you too, user. God knows who you are.
Good job, bro-user!
How long have you been off your meds for?
Mad that it's going to hell.
per fucking GOD!?
post proof/pics of covered asses. I recommend unsliced hole whet.
Sounds like a problem with your toaster desu