Things you won't hear conservatives say

I hate jews

I farted, come smell it

I love anal

"Trump is a kike"

"im with her"

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Atheists aren't emotion-based faggots afraid of uncomfortable answers.

"Eh, its no big deal, I'll buy snacks for the party with my EBT card."

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I want to pierce my nipples on cable news

Whites are problematic.

Matthew 27:25-26

"Sorry, I was wrong. "

Okay, I'll stop fucking the trailer park fuck-pig

Conserve her? I hardly know her!

i'm sure this thread won't get locked

...In chastity?

niggers tongue my anus

nigger

I literally work for the National Parks. Try again. Conservation is a conservative value. We are at the root of the original naturalist movement to preserve our hunting lands and stocks. Then the left took it and fucked it up with all the feelz.

I feel very guilty about my privilege

I hate myself and my children and welcome our destruction

I love you. Id never choke you to death and disembowel you and throw your organs in the trees.

As a successful business owner ...

Kek

>Us conservatives have a proud history of going against regulations that aim to protect the environment!
>The EPA is a sham! China has dirtier air than us because God hates them, not because of industry! We need more industry!

I had my 5th abortion this year

Im bored and got nothing good to do with my life

I'm gay please touch my asshole

It's ok to smoke weed

I am not offended by media, art, or culture not designed specifically for my consumption.

The EPA is unironically a sham.

Gold King Mine Debacle:
dailysignal.com/2017/06/14/exposing-epas-gold-king-mine-cover/

China has dirty air because chinks are fucking COMMUNISTS.Commies have the world environmental record of any recorded governmental structure ever.

>"Multinational Monitor in September 1990, >James Ridgeway noted widespread pollution >of both the air and drinking water:

>'40% of the Soviet people live in areas where >air pollutants are three to four times the >maximum allowable levels. Sanitation is >primitive. Where it exists, for example in >Moscow, it doesn’t work properly. Half of all >industrial waste water in the capital city goes >untreated. In Leningrad, nearly half of the >children have intestinal disorders caused by >drinking contaminated water from what was >once Europe’s most pristine supply.' "

thefederalist.com/2014/01/13/if-you-think-communism-is-bad-for-people-check-out-what-it-did-to-the-environment/

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Where did I put my bb gun?

>We are at the root of the original naturalist movement to preserve our hunting lands and stocks.
You WERE at the root of it. Money has corrupted conservatism in both our countries. The conservatives of even 50 years ago would slap the shit out of conservatives today.

True. And your ancestors would likely string you all up by your entrails from the nearest poll for electing such a pathetic little bitch.

Daily reminder that pot is okay rest of the shit isn't.

Dems have have fuck-pigs in their trailer parks?
Yikes, not really something you should be airing in the public like this

If I wreck it all now my kids won't be able to leverage their inherited wealth to exploit it in the future and rule over the mulatto hordes. I love this planet.

EPA was established by Nixon in 1970 you goddamn brainlet. It's fucking neocons like Bush and Reagan that are the problem.

I feel triggered and need a safe space. Please respect my pronouns. I am self diagnosed gluten intolerant. Muslims are super progressive! The solution is clearly to adopt the entire population of earth into white countries! All these inventions made by non white people sure are great! I really hate my own race! I dont know who my babies father is! Lol if the government pays for it with my tax money its free!

That liberal is very intelligent and makes some very cogent points about the virtues of socialism.

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