*picks up shit*

*picks up shit*

Yep. This ones going back in my anus

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#JustGayThings

Do you like to eat de poopoo?

Insane to think that came out naturally. I've never had that kind of girth, but I've had some of impressive length. Like, it could circle the entire bowl kind of length, all in one piece.

based and poopilled
>poo in loo
>poo in ass

does your poo come out like copper wire?

That tapered end is the sign of a carnivore. If you see a shit like that in nature it is a predator.

based leaf dropping shitpills

I used to have shits that big when i was on heroin.. sometimes even bigger. Straight up clog the toilet.. wouldn't even get past the porcelain

Why do opiates make the poops so bad?

I'd say mine are standard girth.

this is a kike slide thread

There are opiate receptors in your gut, and it slows down digestion and allows shit to build up. It's how Immodium works to stop diarrhea.

>be college student living with friends in house
>two bathrooms
>I'm out of toilet paper, so I decide to use their bathroom
>take the biggest shit in the entire world
>stare down into the toilet
>think to myself there is a 100% chance this clogs with even the smallest amount of toilet paper
>come up with brilliant plan
>decide to flush the toilet, THEN wipe, and THEN flush toilet a 2nd time
>flush toilet
>toilet groans under the sheer mass of shit
>toilet legit clogs anyway despite having no toilet paper in it
I couldn't even be mad at the time.

Lives innawoods

Huh, never knew. You learn so much here

Is this brownpilled?

were they mad?

Bump!

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>literal shitposting

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looks like one of those caravan refugees

Based and redpilled

Brown and Shitpilled.

nah, I unclogged it myself, and they just laughed when I told them the story.

Anyone got that video of the guy walking into a random public outdoor/park shitter, and it being filled to the absolute brim with 10+ shits?
He flushes it to watch then just leaves.

I had one this bad before.
I couldn't get it out so I had to literally stick my fingers up my ass to break it apart into pieces and pull it out.
Fortunately I didn't get injured.

It must have been the result of my Kratom usage.

Why do the posts in this thread sicken me more that those gruesome ms 13 execution vids?

For me it's the mcchicken

Not even one post criticizing this shit.

SIDF is out in force tonight.

How many kratoms would you say you were doing my man?

did you eat the poo?
I hate when people squander gods gift to the world.
It's literally natures dessert

Yep, that's a white booiiiiiitch.

>proof implying that once again the ultimate pill is the shitpill

When I was in track, after practice the team used to make something they called poop lasagna. One person would take a shit and not flush, then cover it with toilet paper, then the next guy would do it. Once like 9 guys did it, and the toilet was so full the shit was basically past the brim, water came out and overflowed a bit on the floor. For weeks that toilet was completely clogged and it got completely rancid. The whole locker room just wreaked with the most awful stench

Where's log boi when u need em

My sides
10/10
Britbro is hilarious

That's a rotten banana you fuck

This board sucks now

I keep it around 10g a day. Not taking in excess of 3g in any single dose.

I must have just happened to have eaten a lot of food recently and maybe I has been using a bit more Kratom than is usual.

>not shitting simultaneously as the toilet flushes

literally bogpilled

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This sounds made up.

Fair enough. I find if you keep it ~7g a day you avoid the iron turds.

Kek thats practically what that guy stumbles upon . It had to had been 7+ dudes just shiiting in that single park stall.

keep up the good work, janny

Wowie!! You take big boy poopies!! I wish I could have seen that big dookie

Are you Sam Hyde OP?

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