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WOW
Daniel Hall
WOW
Hunter Bailey
Nobody died.
The whole thing was a hoax.
I hope mossad false flaggers are prepared to get the death penalty from now on. Because that's about to start happening.
Justin Johnson
Much wow. First a holocaust survivor and now a pittsburghcaust survivor? What are the odds?
Jayden Jenkins
>11 members were gunned down
then show me the bodies
also: weren't 11 killed total, including the cops?
Matthew Bell
now that is some L U C K
Jack Turner
>10 months at a death camp
German efficiency, everyone!
Carson Diaz
that oven dodger sooner or later will see justice
Ian Cooper
No one died stfu
Zachary Mitchell
Oh but 5 a minute turned to ashes
Mason Jackson
>then show me the bodies
Why don't you believe them?
Jace Ramirez
I was going to call you a nigger and tell you to go fuck yourself, but those titties are too mesmerizing. Carry on, conspiracy bro. Carry on.
Brayden Miller
age 7 too
Camden Green
Isaiah Brooks
BECAUSE REAL PEOPLE NEED EVIDENCE
Logan Ross
Gotta be at least 6 million to 1
Henry Rivera
Very strange. It's almost as though the Nazis just ran interment camps for POWs and then ran out of supplies at the end of the war.
Connor Reed
The cops just so happened to be Holocaust surviving 122 year old Jews who had the lever to the Holocoaster pulled on them by Hitler himself. But because he hadn't had his lunch yet, he was weak and didn't pull the lever all the way. 197 brave Jooz still died though, and only those 3 survived so they could go to Pittsburgh and die bravely at the hands of an incel basement dwelling weeb.
Josiah Evans
6 million to 11 it looks like.
Ryder Bailey
Nah. We'll put Avenatti on the case. I've seen his record.
Joseph Cox
>death camps
Absolute rubbish.
Brody Hughes
Did he also escape the infamous cage with the eagle and bear or the roller coasters of death?
Did he escape and live in the forest with wolves and shit diamonds to survive?
Ian Moore
No. It's completely true. The Soviets said every Nazi labor camp they came across was a Death Camp with industrial-sized masturbation machines.
Jayden Russell
Asher Long
Oh fuck i heard the forest stories.
>be jew in the ghetto
>nazis come to round everyone up
>survive the gas chambers by all hiding inna woods nearby for 4 years
>no-onebotheredtolookthere.jpg
Sebastian Mitchell
>they're tying in holohoax programming with the recent synagogue shooting in feels so the normies fall into step
It's all so tiresome. I can only hope that this hubris filled display of kvetching will be so badly timed and obvious that it backfires on them tremendously.
Joseph Turner
>tfw every Jew in West Pennsylvania is now a Holocaust Survivor and entitled to taxpayer-funded reparations
Cap this
Samuel Carter
>“Somebody knocked on my window,” Samet said the next day. “There was this guy. Very calm and respectful. [He] told me, you better back up, there is an active shooting going on in your synagogue.”
>It took Samet sixty seconds to process what the man was saying. Samet was born in Hungary. He turned eight years old at the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in Germany. He spent five and a half years in an orphanage in Israel. He has been a member of Tree of Life Congregation for fifty-five years.
>“My God, my story doesn’t end,” he said.
>Samet turned. Standing three feet away from him, on the other side of the car, was a police officer with a pistol drawn. “He was popping his head out from behind a wall and shooting,” Samet said.
WHAT A STORY!!!!!!!!!!
Liam Hall
How do you survive the holocaust? It's like saying I survive electrocution or drowning. You don't survive becoming a burnt offering. You survived a concentration camp.
David King
>The Nazis put Samet’s family on a train to Auschwitz, but Slovakian partisans blew up the railroad line. The Samets ended up in a large lumberyard owned by a man with a large swastika tattooed on his chest, which he would show the family.
Julian Carter
I imagine theres plenty of ways
>ran out of gas
>hid under some bodies
>lived in mexico
>born in 1946
Those nazis were just a sloppy bunch
Aaron Walker
Holocaust survivor miraculously cheated death by being sent to Alive Camp instead of Death Camp because he was 4 minutes late chasing after a lost shekel.
Daniel Roberts
The burden of proof for that claim lays on you.
Cooper Hernandez
were never going to not have holocaust survivors are we?
Ryder Allen
No. The burden of proof lies on the people who claimed it actually happened. It hasn't been proven to have happened at all.
Benjamin Cooper
I'm sure this whole suspicion could be easily cleared up by simply looking up the dates when auschwitz was bomb-wait a second!!
Jose King
>How do you survive the holocaust?
You were alive when holocaust happened
You are still alive
Are the only literal requirements
John Harris
What a shame
Henry Nguyen
uh... guys?
>age 7
>cheated death by FOUR (4) minutes
>Dodgers
oven-Dodgers.
President Trump WAS speaking in code.
Gavin Bennett
>Rich Hill of Dodgers
>Rich Hi11 of Dodgers
translates to:
11 wealthy oven-dodgers