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六四天安門事件

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>fuck off we're fu--

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Looks full to me

>was going to kill myself today after last night
>too much of a coward to actually pull it off
I hate myself

Can't you just go walking in spider country or something
Also why would you do that Aussie bro

my friends found out I fap to furry stuff and started bullying me for it, I went to the train station today to jump in front of a train but I bitched out last second

Lol send them your nastiest furry stuff and call them faggots for not jerking to it and then get over it
The more you apologize for yourself the more ashamed everybody feels
You have nothing to feel bad about unless you hurt someone else
You furry faggot

WHO HERE GETTING MOTHERFUCKING JUSTED RIGHT NOW?

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I mean, none of it is particularly "Nasty", I'm probably not going to kill myself anymore, I was overreacting to an embarrassing situation.

>Still justed lads?
Yes.
Just got turned down for another job. :(

just fuck their dogs to show them whats what

not in to real animals mate

that would be less weird than being a furfag desu

how???

Oh look everybody lives in the green bits....

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Who here already having a sip to cope with a shit first day back at work?

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what type of job?

have they shit canned you as a mate? if not wear it dinghus, your into wierd shit, life goes on

Retail.

Mate, we're packed in like sardines.

>have they shit canned you as a mate?
no, thankfully

fuck I'm out of beer and can't be arsed going out to get more

Ring up a labour agency and go hand unpack containers, boring as fuck but their is plenty of work $25 or so an hour

Realistically nobody gives a shit, the world keeps spinning so stop being such a queer mate. Unless you voted greens or yes for fag marriages; in which case do it fgt

Oh fuck.

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what's the topic? Contemporary feminist basket weaving youtube red sitcoms?

It’s time

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Wentworth election special.

Oi lads, the Australian Cricket culture review cam out, thoughts on this?

Recommendation
>CA set and publish a target for achieving greater diversity (including but not limited to gender diversity) within its executive ranks.

Response
>CA supports this Recommendation. CA sets and publishes gender diversity targets. CA will also consider formal reporting against diversity goals in addition to gender diversity. CA will continue to implement its strategy to ensure cricket is a sport for all Australians.

I was just going to read that report

MORE DIVERSITY QUOTAS!!!

YEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Okay, this is epic.

No idea.

Niiiice. Bet they're all genderless retards as well.

Theres a negro on the show so they'll probably just have a whinge about raysism

It is really weird that with like 5% poos in this country there isn't any Indian cricket players.

>and go hand unpack containers
Shipping containers?? I live nowhere near a city. Is there that kinda work in country towns?

Too busy being fascinated by the LOO they now have access to drop their POO in.

yes you were overreacting, dont be ashamed of who you are mate

Why would anyone put INDIANS on the AUSTRALIAN cricket team?

no, there is probably some labouring work around though

We need more women and non-whites doing things. I love diversity.

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

YOU

FIFTEEN

YEAR

OLD

EMO

FAGGOTS

there's a paki, they're not really that discriminating. Surprised you blokes haven't brought up Cricket Australia's review into culture released today. Spoiler alert: it's white men who are the problem.

spastic

>stinker, bog in, spewin, squizz, carked it, walkabout, reckon
I use all of those infrequently. The others are a little esoteric for my tastes.

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why isnt there a eastern australia lmao

Work is starting to unironically turn me into a socialist. Make it stop reeeeeeeee

The next time you have those urges to end it all, make sure to remember that you were a pussy faggot last time and this time in your next best shot to fucking follow through for once.

Judy Davis was great in Who Dares Wins so I believe her - free that nigga Geoff Rush!
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>Attempts to kill himself
>Fails

God you're fucking worthless. You can't even do that right.

what a lovely diverse bunch

please don't

Are you a white guy? If so, please don't kill yourself. We need everyone we've got. Your stupid mistake will be forgotten about soon enough anyway.

>t. got caught stealing a porno from a video store when I was a teen and now couldn't give less of a shit

Killing yourself is for faggots. Be a better person.

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Don't bad mouth the poos.. who else is going to be sober at 3 am to drive me home.

What the fuck is with JB HiFi asking for your phone number to send a digital receipt when you make a purchase now? The cunts already give you a paper receipt. I've made 3 purchases in the last month and had to tell em to get fucked every time.

Damn. I wish my worst thing was something as basic as that. You've gotten off lightly buddy.

Eat a big bowl of sultanas like I just did mate. Feels grouse.

Didn't say that was my worst, just something relatively applicable to his situation.

>3 suicides in two years
is it just me or does that seem pretty low for a high stress job where everyone has a hand gun? The rate of doctors and med students offing themselves is more than 10 time that number

Oh and the porno was crap anyway, so it was a double loss

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Now you get what I said about peer pressure last night.
Your choices are
1 Not care what people say and be a rabid furfag.
2 Get new friends who do not know your degenerate shame.
3 Try to fit in with decent people. No one gave a shit about homos until they started telling everyone and expecting to be accepted.

Suicide is obviously not for you and we can rule out 2 because you are telling your new friends here and you will not get new friends until you decide between 1 or 3.

Why aren't you cunts in uni and studying?

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So many white Aussie girls have got Chink boyfriend, clearly they're for Big Chink Cocks.
White women behave properly when they stay with Chinks, but suddenly become problematic if their partner are white, so obvious it's white men's problem.

>three suicides in two years
>on the job
L2READ

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Lmao fuckwit Melbourne hipster bikerider btfo by noble based junkie

>uni
>not a meme
>especially in australia

kys

Just accidentally flicked on SBS to see some ugly nigger crying that Gavin McInnes should be banned from Australia. God I hate SBS.

I fantasize about killing cyclists who don't stay in their lanes

why is that a salient point to you?

They let you keep the goods you stole? Why didn't the coppers confiscate the video as "evidence"?

how is uni a meme, you lazy cunt? better get a degree if you want to survive in sydney or melbourne

holy shit its infuriating, the last time I got something the chick at the register kept trying to persuade me to get a digital receipt. For fuck sake you dumb arts roastie I just want to get my shit and go

If you're a bloke then life gets better and better as you get older, user. If you're feeling down then do what the rest of us do and drink yourself unconscious.

>pre-app next year
So fucking glad I'm escaping from the uni meme

Because I have a job like an adult.

Did my time .. payed my Hecs . Uni was some of the best years of my life. Consisted mainly of drinking.. and having really bad sex with hot chicks ( i can say that now.. at the time they were ordinary ). Uni is more than getting a degree its about the last step to being a functional human being.. unless you live at home and do it in which case you're a basket case.

Fuck off chang. I’ve never once in my life seen a white woman with a gook.

#MeToo

Because the number of deaths doesn't seem high enough for you, yet you failed to notice that the low number is due to only counting suicides "on the job"; plenty of cops have killed themselves while off work over the last two years, ya fucking moron.

Poos actually suck at cricket. Theres 1.4 billion of them, its the only spirt they play and theyre still only marginally better than the white population of SA who are burdened with nigger quotas.

probably 3

Ended up watching it before I was caught. Owner saw who I was on camera and coppers came knocking on the door a few days later.

inb4 30+ posts from this gay little cunt

I bought a ticket to some Milo and Ann Coulter show and found it been cancelled. Bit pissed off. I pussies out on going to see Lauren Southern and it turned out to be a good show. Hopefully one day I'll be able to socialise with alt right minded people.

probably

Poos are easily the least athletic nationality on the planet.

Milo is an annoying cunt but I unironically love Ann Coulter and find her hot. The coal burning is problematic.

Ya reckon? I would have gone with some asians. Yeah maybe you're right.

this makes sense

Some cunt will chime in with hurr durr Sikhs are big cunts. Yes ok, fine. But on the whole I reckon I could beat 98%+ of Indians in a fight. I can’t think of another country I could go that high with. For frame of reference if you said Serbians, I reckon 20% at a stretch, probably closer to 10%.

>bad sex with hot chicks ( i can say that now.. at the time they were ordinary )

Were they Asian?

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Usman khawaja is one of our opening batsmen you dumb cunt. But hes kinda shit

>south australia
>north of most of the population

He’s a paki

go back to your farts degree you faggot murder yourself kys

$18000 degrees are fruitful and definitely not a waste of time

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tommy robinson coming to australia

get keen

>tax payer money to learn how to be a tranny

ok

I'll get my Zyklon ready. He might have typhus.

Any of you cunts see the kike on sky just now? Kvetchkvetchkvetch