>was going to kill myself today after last night >too much of a coward to actually pull it off I hate myself
Angel Peterson
Can't you just go walking in spider country or something Also why would you do that Aussie bro
Jackson Gonzalez
my friends found out I fap to furry stuff and started bullying me for it, I went to the train station today to jump in front of a train but I bitched out last second
Jacob Nelson
Lol send them your nastiest furry stuff and call them faggots for not jerking to it and then get over it The more you apologize for yourself the more ashamed everybody feels You have nothing to feel bad about unless you hurt someone else You furry faggot
have they shit canned you as a mate? if not wear it dinghus, your into wierd shit, life goes on
Colton Perez
Retail.
Tyler Phillips
Mate, we're packed in like sardines.
Jason Ortiz
>have they shit canned you as a mate? no, thankfully
Justin Martin
fuck I'm out of beer and can't be arsed going out to get more
Levi Green
Ring up a labour agency and go hand unpack containers, boring as fuck but their is plenty of work $25 or so an hour
Josiah Walker
Realistically nobody gives a shit, the world keeps spinning so stop being such a queer mate. Unless you voted greens or yes for fag marriages; in which case do it fgt
Oi lads, the Australian Cricket culture review cam out, thoughts on this?
Recommendation >CA set and publish a target for achieving greater diversity (including but not limited to gender diversity) within its executive ranks.
Response >CA supports this Recommendation. CA sets and publishes gender diversity targets. CA will also consider formal reporting against diversity goals in addition to gender diversity. CA will continue to implement its strategy to ensure cricket is a sport for all Australians.
Kayden Allen
I was just going to read that report
Adam Parker
MORE DIVERSITY QUOTAS!!!
YEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Kevin Jenkins
Okay, this is epic.
Lucas Harris
No idea.
Thomas Young
Niiiice. Bet they're all genderless retards as well.
Mason Campbell
Theres a negro on the show so they'll probably just have a whinge about raysism
Sebastian Diaz
It is really weird that with like 5% poos in this country there isn't any Indian cricket players.
Josiah Ramirez
>and go hand unpack containers Shipping containers?? I live nowhere near a city. Is there that kinda work in country towns?
Nolan Torres
Too busy being fascinated by the LOO they now have access to drop their POO in.
Camden Long
yes you were overreacting, dont be ashamed of who you are mate
Matthew Wright
Why would anyone put INDIANS on the AUSTRALIAN cricket team?
Connor Sanchez
no, there is probably some labouring work around though
Jordan Fisher
We need more women and non-whites doing things. I love diversity.
Jace Fisher
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
YOU
FIFTEEN
YEAR
OLD
EMO
FAGGOTS
Austin Gonzalez
there's a paki, they're not really that discriminating. Surprised you blokes haven't brought up Cricket Australia's review into culture released today. Spoiler alert: it's white men who are the problem.
Lincoln Jones
spastic
Lucas Butler
>stinker, bog in, spewin, squizz, carked it, walkabout, reckon I use all of those infrequently. The others are a little esoteric for my tastes.
Work is starting to unironically turn me into a socialist. Make it stop reeeeeeeee
Julian Lewis
The next time you have those urges to end it all, make sure to remember that you were a pussy faggot last time and this time in your next best shot to fucking follow through for once.
Easton Gomez
Judy Davis was great in Who Dares Wins so I believe her - free that nigga Geoff Rush! youtu.be/qo461WMo3dE
Don't bad mouth the poos.. who else is going to be sober at 3 am to drive me home.
Luke Wright
What the fuck is with JB HiFi asking for your phone number to send a digital receipt when you make a purchase now? The cunts already give you a paper receipt. I've made 3 purchases in the last month and had to tell em to get fucked every time.
Camden Smith
Damn. I wish my worst thing was something as basic as that. You've gotten off lightly buddy.
Luis Nelson
Eat a big bowl of sultanas like I just did mate. Feels grouse.
Sebastian Reyes
Didn't say that was my worst, just something relatively applicable to his situation.
Owen Edwards
>3 suicides in two years is it just me or does that seem pretty low for a high stress job where everyone has a hand gun? The rate of doctors and med students offing themselves is more than 10 time that number
Camden Collins
Oh and the porno was crap anyway, so it was a double loss
Now you get what I said about peer pressure last night. Your choices are 1 Not care what people say and be a rabid furfag. 2 Get new friends who do not know your degenerate shame. 3 Try to fit in with decent people. No one gave a shit about homos until they started telling everyone and expecting to be accepted.
Suicide is obviously not for you and we can rule out 2 because you are telling your new friends here and you will not get new friends until you decide between 1 or 3.
So many white Aussie girls have got Chink boyfriend, clearly they're for Big Chink Cocks. White women behave properly when they stay with Chinks, but suddenly become problematic if their partner are white, so obvious it's white men's problem.
Lmao fuckwit Melbourne hipster bikerider btfo by noble based junkie
Jaxon King
>uni >not a meme >especially in australia
kys
Kevin Sullivan
Just accidentally flicked on SBS to see some ugly nigger crying that Gavin McInnes should be banned from Australia. God I hate SBS.
Cooper Lewis
I fantasize about killing cyclists who don't stay in their lanes
Joshua Ramirez
why is that a salient point to you?
Joshua Brooks
They let you keep the goods you stole? Why didn't the coppers confiscate the video as "evidence"?
Angel Ramirez
how is uni a meme, you lazy cunt? better get a degree if you want to survive in sydney or melbourne
Isaiah Martinez
holy shit its infuriating, the last time I got something the chick at the register kept trying to persuade me to get a digital receipt. For fuck sake you dumb arts roastie I just want to get my shit and go
Christian Ross
If you're a bloke then life gets better and better as you get older, user. If you're feeling down then do what the rest of us do and drink yourself unconscious.
Oliver Hughes
>pre-app next year So fucking glad I'm escaping from the uni meme
Brody Watson
Because I have a job like an adult.
Josiah Phillips
Did my time .. payed my Hecs . Uni was some of the best years of my life. Consisted mainly of drinking.. and having really bad sex with hot chicks ( i can say that now.. at the time they were ordinary ). Uni is more than getting a degree its about the last step to being a functional human being.. unless you live at home and do it in which case you're a basket case.
Kevin Campbell
Fuck off chang. I’ve never once in my life seen a white woman with a gook.
Grayson Foster
#MeToo
Because the number of deaths doesn't seem high enough for you, yet you failed to notice that the low number is due to only counting suicides "on the job"; plenty of cops have killed themselves while off work over the last two years, ya fucking moron.
Colton Watson
Poos actually suck at cricket. Theres 1.4 billion of them, its the only spirt they play and theyre still only marginally better than the white population of SA who are burdened with nigger quotas.
Andrew Sullivan
probably 3
Thomas Howard
Ended up watching it before I was caught. Owner saw who I was on camera and coppers came knocking on the door a few days later.
Noah King
inb4 30+ posts from this gay little cunt
Robert Diaz
I bought a ticket to some Milo and Ann Coulter show and found it been cancelled. Bit pissed off. I pussies out on going to see Lauren Southern and it turned out to be a good show. Hopefully one day I'll be able to socialise with alt right minded people.
Tyler Young
probably
Jack Rogers
Poos are easily the least athletic nationality on the planet.
Kevin Hernandez
Milo is an annoying cunt but I unironically love Ann Coulter and find her hot. The coal burning is problematic.
Xavier Harris
Ya reckon? I would have gone with some asians. Yeah maybe you're right.
Brody Richardson
this makes sense
Colton Morales
Some cunt will chime in with hurr durr Sikhs are big cunts. Yes ok, fine. But on the whole I reckon I could beat 98%+ of Indians in a fight. I can’t think of another country I could go that high with. For frame of reference if you said Serbians, I reckon 20% at a stretch, probably closer to 10%.
Josiah Ramirez
>bad sex with hot chicks ( i can say that now.. at the time they were ordinary )