Shlomo McRabbi didn't make it to the synagogue last Saturday

hmmmmm, new Larry Silverstein? twitter.com/KDKA/status/1056318135530373120

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Anyone getting 9/11 flashbacks?

shut it down

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Fucking Jews man

why didn't he tell his fellow congregants about this premonition? that's worse than pulling the trigger himself tbqhwyf

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So, when a jew magically escapes a shooting by not being at work, its a lucky coincidence?
But when a goy does it, theyre automatically suspect #1?
I thought law enforcement and the judiciary system were fair and unbiased, does this mean theyre not?

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Lucky fellow

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>I thought law enforcement and the judiciary system were fair and unbiased

You must be new here.

Fasten your seatbelt, because pic related

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babby's first redpill

Maybe the rabbi was in on it and made sure only old jews were getting sacrificed?

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Kept everyone young and important from showing up that day

Hold up niggers. There was a baby in there right so how much you wanna bet they're gonna groom it to be Harry Potterstein. Is this the true endgame?

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"Pull it"

Alvin “my wife was sick unload the clips” berkun

Pull it, Alvin

Hmm, are you telling me that his wife/children/parents/friends were never sick or needed his help on a Saturday for the past 35 years, but suddenly he just had to skip synagogue? Sounds a bit peculiar.

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"Rip it"

Pruning the tree of life?

"Bop it"

"Bip it"

"Suck it"

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why were so many dinosaurs at a bris

Oy vey look at all those Holocaust survivors

"Sell it"

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“I remember getting a call from my wife, telling me she can’t contain her cold. I said ‘we have had such terrible immunity, maybe the smartest thing do is pull me out from Temple.’ And we made that discision to pull me out and then we watched the bodies hit the floor.”

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Wtf is a bris

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Foreskin feast.

"Mold it"

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I thought he was at the dermatologist?

Do ... do they eat them

kek

see

>But when a goy does it, theyre automatically suspect #1?
Give me an example.

First they dodge ovens, then they dodged towers, now they're doding synagogues.

Jews really have magical powers for these stuff!

“Snip it”

Seriously there is no way this guy missed out on eating a foreskin to be home with his wife’s runny nose

Shouldve put some niggers in there as well to add some more sympathy points

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"Chomp it"

This needs to catch on, more people need to come up with some.

"Do it"

>have to go to downtown pittsburgh today
how many crying jews am i in for?

“Dip it”

And serve with matza bread and hommus

"Cook it"

These are Irish foreskins btw.

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"Cut it"

Like an AIPAC conference.

"Slice it"

How do we know he was after Jews and not boomers?

“Roast it”

And serve with butter and grilled artichokes

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"Bite It"

"Freeze dry it"

"Nibble it"

He posted things about "kikes" or something. idk

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Babies have died from Herpes they caught having their dick sucked after the tip was cut off.

"Dice it"

niggers tongue my Anus

Listen here bucko- they are gods chosen and this is 100% a real religion. Any god that would command desert dwellers to perform rudimentary surgery in an unhygienic and pathogenic environment is clearly a real god and not made up at all!

“Sauté it”

"Chip it"

“Batter it”

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You really fucked me with that one.

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So they are Abos.

Tick tock

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> STATE OF SHOCK
That's Jewspeak for "I'm going to milk this for the rest of my life, claiming it gave me sentuple-PTSD and Survivor's Guilt, pls donate to my Patreon."

When this happens in white Christian churches, the Church runs a fundraiser and it's out of the news in less than a week. Since it's a bunch of coin-clipping kikes, we will hear about this shooting for the next 75 fucking years.

And the typical suspects will just lap it up.

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