/NOVAERA/ - MY PRESIDENT ;)

>VICTORY, NOVA ERA BEGINS.
youtu.be/29Ht0NZfjb0

>WHO IS JAIR BOLSONARO / TROPICAL HITLER?
Jair Bolsonaro is the president of Brazil.

Former /hue/volution general.

>BACKGROUND
Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.

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Maybe this time ,
Maybe this time I'll outwit your bokinha
I'll throw away the leite, the gozada
And all the gala
Maybe I can carve out a living in the cold
At the outskirts of some puta's bokinha
I extinguish all my recent glubs
Become another pika again
And have a glubby life
A glubby life for me
A glubby life
A glubby life for me
A glubby life for someone
An unglubbed life for me

I lost, I ran
I glubbed once anew
In northern manu, in drizzling andrade
In salted boulos and bitter marina
But the order as always merciless
It wants to see me unglub
So the glubber is now the glubbed
Past voices glub my pika
I renounce my pika to live again
A glubby life
A glubby life
A glubby life for me
A glubby life for someone
An unglubbed life for me

I thought I have been given
Another chance again
But glubland lies as usual
I gozei but in vain
It tries to glub me out of my good aim
Take away what I never really got
My glubby life
No glubby life for me
No glubby life
No glubby life for me
A glubby life for someone
No glubby life for me

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What a happy day

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FIRST FOR OUR ARMED FORCES AND POLICE OFFICERS, THE MOST HUMILIATED PEOPLE BY OUR MEDIA AND POLITICIANS, REMEMBER THAT THEY WERE CALLED EVERYTHING BOLSONARO VOTERS ARE NOW CALLED FOR SEVERAL DECADES AND THEY TOOK IT WITHOUT COMPLAINING AND STILL KEPT DOING THEIR JOBS.

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AAAAINNN MAS ELE É UNN FAXISTA

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can't believe you guys elected bolsonaro a few days after some jews were slaughtered. incredibly insensitive

So, when are the real shit starting?

>I dont look conservative, i am conservative. Conservative because i respect that which is classic. Classic is not that what is old. Classic is that which is eternal.

What would you say to the doutor if he were alive?

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What happened to the Esmael Moraes poster?

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Thank you all Brazilbros, i'm laughing my ass off reading assblasted lefties sperging out all over twitter since yesterday

He assumes on January 1st

Powerful.

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TRUMP TWEETED
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PUT ALL YOUR INVESTMENTS ON KATANA SALES

- biz

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Donate to help the relocation of Venezuelan refugees throughout Brazil

Is this meme true huebros?

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And now they will do theyr jobsd with state of the art violence.

God bless them.
May more videos of niggers being blasted by cops appears on Liveleak

READ
ANOTHER
FUCKING
BOOK

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Should I buy dollars/euros or they'll keep falling?

But Bolsonaro actually lost.

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Shit cachaça tastes like rubbing alcohol. The good, aged ones, actually taste pretty good.

can you guys please mass kill your leftists?

WHAT THE FUCK THE NOVA ERA MEME IS REAL EVERYONE!
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best first lady?

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Congrats on this you mongrels, seriously.

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>authorian military faggot
>neo-liberal economics
>obvious USA puppet
>global jewry supporter


Good luck! You'll need it

Why is it that left-wingers have this naive gaysh look while right-wingers have a really serious, nearly pissed off look? I can always tell if someone is left-wing or right-wing just by looking at their eyes

anyone have the famous pitu fanfic in english? need to share

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Meucon frade

>We won!
>Jair Bolsonaro already lost this election! When someone goes to the square and serves a cup of coffee and a slice of cake in exchange for a good chat about politics, a delicate and sincere chat, any form of authoritarianism will fall on it's knees against democracy.

BASED
and congrats

É impressão minha ou esse cara tem tetas?

MEME MAGIC WON AGAIN

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>say he will govern for majority, aka blacks.
>he is a minority

Anão, de boa. Qual é a desse meme da Pitu?
Acabei de me mudar pra SC, tô a 1 semana sem internet, e estou roubando 4G do meu pai.

Tô desatualizado pra krl. Ontem só se falava de Pitu e "É uma nova era"

I preferred Marcela, but Michelle is cute too

I'm glad that we mocked HP fans back in highschool, i actually stole a book from a girl's backpack and threw it into a paper shredder
Good times

Not so fast, bozominions!

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Can you give us some helicopters?
Some leftists are really heavy.

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Is he the first white president of brazil?

The majority aka his voters.

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THREAD THEME

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The commercial ones yes.
But if you are a man of true culture you will try homemade ones:
> More taste
> More sweet
> More everything
Buying cachaça is basically an art

The majority in Brazil are actually whites and christians, we are not a cucked country

é uma fanfic da esquerda que ficou muito famosa se alguma alma boa postar a versao em ingles aqui voce vai entender bem facil

A NOVA ERA CHEGOU

it's probably a woman

Kek

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Yesterday someone posted a Trump can't win video Bolsonaro version, but the video was down after some minutes. It was pretty cool.

it's the onions

Ah okay. So basically pitu is the best meme drink their is

No, current one is a literal goddess.

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É O LEITE DE SOJA.

J U S T
U
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Always with fucking Harry Potter...

>we wuz white
>imports more blacks than any.country
>stopped in 1888

Sure thing nigger

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Victory version

Minha nossa, tenho um tremendo nojo de viados

lefties are NPCs, dead eyes.

I hope Bolsonaro send that left-wing terrorist degenerate back on his first day in office

see

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they call him "thing" but in male form "coiso". it's utterly retarded

not so fast

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Any recipes for making some? I'd be interested in such a thing considering moonshine here are pretty common

Free market always provides better ways to eliminate commies

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Então você vai cometer suicídio?

The one with "In the Hall of the mountain king" in the background, it was pretty good.

There is good cachaça and bad cachaça.

That's the first thing they will do.
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Thread theme
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Based

I'm going to give Bolsonaro two years to reduce crime and then plan a vacation in Brazil. Mexico will lose a lot of tourism dollars if Brazil becomes safer.

PUTA MERDA
Quem vai acreditar numa merda dessa lol

Não sou viado, porra.
Falo das aberrações do twitter

test

My favorite newspaper cover so far.

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What is Bolsonaro's policy on thicc Brazilian booty?

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>Minha nossa
>tremendo nojo
mas vc fala como um.

He is wrong, brazil is on average mulato (a lighter shade of brown). But theres still a very clear distinction in the populace. The richest regions (south and south east) are mostly white and decendants of germans and italians. In Rio grande do sul there are entire villages that only speak german dialect

first order of business should be investigations against the media and the politicians, then you can clean up the trash people because nobody is coming to their aid. they can live in venezuela or america very happy for you bros!

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brazilian definition of white is based purely on skin color, it's not the same as in the US.

Lefties dont even know that the term facism and it symbol came from ancient Roman
Some of them actually think that it came from EBIL Mussolini

Leftist are lacking bills to pay. A good fat boleto due next week is the ultimate redpill

>Próxima Missão de Paz será na Venezuela.
Can any user tell me what Mourão meant by this?

Open new trate routs for export. Use better manufacture methods to increase production and quality, and halt all the production on tranny booteys for good for this is the will of Christ.

Drudge was great yesterday

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It will be our prime export

Does anyon have the copypaste about countries that are pro-guns and others anti-guns, and how it changed their criminal rate?

Whenever I see brazilfags now this shit crosses through my mind
youtube.com/watch?v=E1AC_k9izjY

Just do what you do with any kind of moonshine, but use sugar kane juice instead of grains.

I mean, it is just fermented sugar cane juice kek.
Some put brown sugar, berries, spices, all sorts of stuff and leave it for months. In the end it becomes a very good social drink

Export those booties too us and we'll help invade Venezuela

Is Harry Potter a commie manual ?
I remembered I read when I was a little fag until the fourth book but it was so boring that I gave up

Ok