>be me >41 year old, married, Christian conservative, white male >register as a democrat 1 year ago >volunteer to canvass at democrat party HQ >given routes to canvass and given thousands of flyers >into the trash they go >continue to show enthusiasm for democrat candidates >tell volunteer supervisor I am early voting and offer to help on Election Day >asked if I could drive voters to the polls >anything to help get republicans out of office >tell them I have access to 12 passenger van >assigned a list of addresses to pick up voters >go early vote today with wife >vote straight Republican ticket >going to Dollywood on Election Day
What have you done to support decency and the rule of law?
Go back to Jow Forums. Anyone who ever says anything about meme flags is a fucking foreigner and it's obvious. Go away. You are not native Jow Forums. Go back to your containment zone. Fuck off. Go back to Jow Forums
>leftist telling people on Jow Forums to go back this fucking timeline...
James Taylor
That's pretty genius OP. I know it sounds ironic, but well done, we should do this too
Alexander Thompson
i'd do it if I could :(
Luis Watson
Kingsport here.
Wyatt Butler
Kek you should've requested unofficially gas money for your 12 seat van.
Nolan Smith
>cuck liberals a bit redundant
Parker Smith
I want to belive, but meme flag
Bentley Hughes
>drive leftists to the polls so they can vote left >"but i voted red..." your one vote against 11 others, great job at math, retard.
Cameron Gray
nothing in this thread was worth reading and it's all lies and a waste of internet
Grayson Bailey
Unironically. I will do this for life if they shut down the chinz.
Hudson Rivera
Hey op, congrats on admitting to a phelony. Probably wouldn't do that around here these days. Not so sure about our anonymous status anymore.
Luke Sullivan
I like the cut of your jib OP
Ethan Anderson
I’m sure it’s a larp user but I imagine if doing this for real....you don’t actually pick the people up brainlet. Hence 11 tards don’t have a ride to the polls
He didn’t actually drive them to the polls. They presumably didn’t vote as a result. That’s the whole point.
Ethan Collins
great reading comprehension idiot
Ryan Martin
Get the fuck out lefty
Blake Scott
They were only funny when they were random, now they're for larping and hiding your nationality when b8ing
Samuel Wright
In Florida it was common to see young people touting their parents/grandparents to vote because they don’t speak or read any English. Good enough to vote though right?
Isaac Hughes
you do know that it's illegal to impede other's ability to vote. he could face jailtime for this because the dems would press charges about it.
Brandon Myers
>phelony Not driving people and throwing out fliers is a felony? Kek kys retard.
Gavin Bennett
You missed the point where he never picked them up.
>brag you are sabotaging elections >engage in lying despite being "conservative Christian" >make all others in your tribe look like lying scumbags >give Democrats a chance to cry about it when they were going to lose anyway
Though I did enjoy this LARP about being a disinfo agent sabotaging from within.
Zachary Jones
You might die before you are that old.
Blake Nelson
>its illegal to not drive people to the polls You are a brainlet It would be illegal for op to smash their tires to prevent then from voting.
Eli Hill
Tennessee is God’s country. Knoxville here
Alexander Diaz
>Being 41 and acting like a child >Committing obviously un-Christian-like acts and self identifying as a "Christian conservative" You are a really pathetic human if this is at all true. Pretty sure it's a larp, though.
Zachary Williams
My god you're retarded >lol idiot u helped 11 others vote Gets corrected >uhh u know dats illegal? Plz kys now
Mason Torres
>Anyone who ever says anything about meme flags is a fucking foreigner >says this to a proud, flag displaying American Are you retarded? Or merely pretending to be?
Jaxon Moore
>be you >use memeflag >... >no profit
Adam Gray
lol this must be a jew
Jace Lewis
He didnt impede shit those niggers can walk to the fucking library or post office to vote
Jose Brown
Passive aggression is how we got into this mess faggot
William Cruz
Not gonna lie, this might constitute tampering with an election.
Brody Hill
>support decency and rule of law lies to a political party
David Martinez
some of that might be illegal, OP. I hope you are covering your bases.
Also inb4 this shows up on reddit or someshit
Aaron Nelson
Already checked into the law aspect. I’ve got no worries. Wouldn’t have done it if it I would face any kind of criminal charges.
Kayden Morris
We could all die tomorrow, what's your point?
Thomas Bailey
shelby country here. please stop corrupting elections by trying to sabotage the whole process.
Austin Williams
Only place I’ve posted this is here and pic is already deleted
Jose Gomez
>redditors proudly waving their flags All you need is login and upvotes now.
Daniel Wilson
Knoxville here too my boy! I live near the old city downtown right behind mast general store!
Connor Reyes
I’ve been here since inception faggot. I still enjoy memes and bantz.
Angel Hall
show your flag faggot
Brody Parker
They can't prove you aren't hilariously incompetent
Noah Howard
Imagine not being to talk about right wing politics anywhere else on the internet because those ideas are not allowed
Adam Brooks
No one would believe I vote Democrat let alone be enthusiastic about helping Democrats vote lol.
I’ve done more to keep degeneracy in check than you can ever dream of. Keep shitposting, faggot. It’s all you can ever aspire to.
Jose Hall
In 2016 during the primaries I set up a script to order ubers all over Phily.
One of the Dems superpacs teamed with Uber and put out a discount code, something like "VOTE16" for a free ride to the polls to vote. It was shared all over lefty FB pages and shit. Only in the city of Philadelphia though.
So a few of us here wrote a script that ordered ubers using this code, and then cancel the ride when they were 5 minutes away so we wouldn't be charged. Paypal kept locking our accounts, but Vanilla One Visa pre-paid cards worked great. Ordered about 800 rides an hour, flooded their entire system with bullshit calls.
