Jow Forums approved haircuts

What are some good Jow Forums approved haircuts for men these days, are slicked backs a decent choice to go for?

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as long as it’s respectable and not flamboyant

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>Jow Forums
>not bald ethnic bluecollar manlets larping as high income erudite wasp
Nigger pls.

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The Swedes would like a word with you.

It's a good movie desu, reminds me of my high school sweetheart

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Nordcuck

Tökéletes, nagyon szexi.

only women here are allowed to judge

Nazi cosplay is so fucking gay

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THOUGHTS?

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Undercut. 4 on top with a zero/skin high fade

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Depends on your goal. Wanna pick up sheilas? well, that depends on the type of Sheila you're after. Hippie and band chicks love long hair and dreddies. Upper-class chicks like short back and sides.

Considering ever Jow Forums meetup is spics and gooks I wouldnt be suprised

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/thread

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"ey yeah give me that 'i like to get fucked up the ass by bears and daddies' haircut"
"say no more senpai"

are topknots and manbuns alright?

Long hair, don't care

I have medium length hair. Definitely not Jow Forums approved.

Kinda like this.

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I’m just going to grow my hair as a protest against the carbon tax. My excuse for having long ish hair is because of the carbon tax I can’t afford to fill my vehicle and get a haircut

Long hair. Haven't cut my hair since I got off the military. Fuck autistic Ned Flanders looking alt-right faggots.

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Crewcut fade to skin

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No, faggot.

A Jow Forums approved haircut is one that you get without the approval of anyone.
Only pussies seek approval.

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And honestly if I didn’t spend most of my time in the bush I’d give more of a fuck about how I look but out here investing money in appearance is a waste of it

faggot, why do you need approval from your peers? are you going to ask them what clothes you should wear and what movie you should go see this weekend, too?

No.

If you're not short back and sides fuck knows what you're doing with your life.

The undercut is ancient Germanic in origin.

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but I look nordic as fuck

stop posting her mate fuck

who saved 5 9s get?

fades are gay as fuck, literally only mexicans and indians go wild for them in my area
>check out my ~~freshest~~ fade esse *fire**fire*
a 0 guard trim is equally retarded, just go for a #2 on the sides and a combover on the top and you're set.

Like pottery

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I have something like this. It’s contemporary yet has some Nazi flair. Women can tell I’m alpha and men are intimidated. Id bet most people know I’m alt right just from this haircut alone.

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I can see why they call you guys incels

Exactly! that's why I respect lefties on their total lack of concern of how people see them.
They have the self-awareness of someone with down syndrome.
The average sjw couldn't give a single fuck on how ridiculous they look.

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Chin length hair and clean shaved is the anti nu male/anti npc look

>Cutting your hair
Keep paying the sharp metal jew.

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I'm trying to get rid the boyish look I currently have so looking for a more mature hairstyle

doesn't resemble the faggots in the slightest

Forgot pic, almost looks like this but a little bit longer on the sides/back and front

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Talk to your barber when you go in and get their opinion for your face/headshape and even body type. The last thing you want to do right now is look like the young dweeb that went into the shop and asked for "the Richard Spencer." Everyone will call you a fag.

I could do that, I have a younger looking face and so it's hard to find a style the matures my appearance much, though I suspect going to the gym and improving my physique would help on that front as well

I look like this

>Norwood 2.5

Y..you guys go on without me

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Pretty based

You're probably right there, yeah.

Also don't really worry about what Jow Forums thinks about hair. I'm sure the answers here are exactly what you expected anyway. Just talk to people irl, ideally chicks, and tell them you want to stick with something more conservative and traditional in an attempt to mature your look some. You'll get better advice than funny racists on a Mongolian soda crafting forum who don't know what you look like could give.

Me too

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Yeah true I'll just have to ask some people, but you know what people are like, they give you the "I think you look fine right now" crap. Talking to a hairdresser or barber would probably go better though so will do that, thanks nigger.

No problem, faggot.

Gain some weight and muscle. Get a modern haircut and grow a nice beard. Wash face.

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Thinking about asking for this cut but I’m not sure what it’s called

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tell me this is bait

>the tie

Cops wear clip on ties to avoid it being used to choke them.

>Jow Forums approved haircut
>A fucking haircut
Don't you think you might be taking this place a little too seriously, cunt?

clip on tie, scrap the unit patch and replace it with the american flag as a patch. rolled sleeves aren't necessarily good, especially if you're a wristlet.

As if anyone who browses here could pull that off

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No.1 Buzz you fucking faggots

Men who don't like it up their butts don't post on forums agonizing over how to get their fucking hair cut.

Shave it off grow some balls and go lift

I could never figure out how to give my hair that much rise without using a shit ton of gel.

>how to look like a cock eating prick

hehe baldie

that's only like an inch of rise. just push it backwards with a bit of gel and it'll do the rest itself.

I guess. I just have to grow it out longer to build it up.

Long unkempt hair is the most red pilled hair style
>Vikings
>Jesus
>Conan
>Samson
>Metal as fuck
>Only looks good on masculine men with good genes
>Display of youth, confidence
>Socially rebellious without being degenerate or off-putting
>If a subhuman tries to grow long hair they get an afro

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Fucking manlets, when will they ever learn?

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be your own man and set a trend not some little bitch asking for approval

Dreadlocks
>no jew barber tax
>low maintenance
>clean if you arent a crusty
>stands out like lion mane
>added bonus of oppressing darkies when they think you have appropriated their culture.
>can go undercover in lefty orgs
take the dreadpill

buzzcut because im not a faggot

Kek, the extra is taller than Andre. Vince btfo

>Smell and look like a hippy
>Can't get your hair wet
>Basically have to be a pot head
>Strong association with nigger culture
I hope you're trolling

Scandi Nord cut.

The long hair, beard and cap look.
He looks like an armed Southerner, protecting his home and wishing a nigga would

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when hair is towel-dry - with a paddle brush, use a hairdryer on a mild setting to blow the front up while simultaneously combing the front down. do that 15 times.

to make your face good- Use a gentle exfoliator face wash with a flannel in the shower. then use a good moisturizer.

inb4 "this isn't manly"
on your first day in the Royal Marines, you are taught from scratch how to wash yourself from head to toe. Taking pride in your appearance is a hallmark of successful men/chads.
Congrats, I've just turned you into James Dean

That hairstyle is what i run, goes really well with a beard or even a moustache if you can pull it off and not look like a hipster.

Bonus if you can keep getting it trimmed fortnightly that way you dont even have to put product in your hair to keep shape

>Buzzcut because I'm not white and anything longer would reveal me as the nappy headed genetic mistake I truly am.

Fixed it for you.

Buzzcut is the most NPC hairstyle besides undercut

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Thanks. I will give it a go

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wtf is this haircut and why is it that literally no one on planet earth sports one except a bong?

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This haircut is all the rage in Australia

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>mfw hair gets really curly and basically looks like a jewfro when it gets long
Brb kms

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redpill me on hair products

Nice Vokuhila

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