I guess by now ya'll know what a dutch stroopwafel is, right? Well, i just visited some comfy store...and it seems the burgers from across the ocean took our delightfull snack and americanized it. Behold: the usstroopwafel. What makes this so special and american you ask? Well... the giant fucking slab of icecream of course!
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW BURGERS! YOU HAVE RAPED DUTCH CUISINE! STOP IT! STOP ADDING CALORIES IN EVERYTHING AND CALLING IT AMERICAN BY THEN!
we're all living in america, america ist wunderbar.
Fuck you and your crap strontwafel you piece of shit swamp dwelling drug addict faggot. Go suck the Krauts cock.
Kayden Gutierrez
>Wake up feeling like shit >Get out of bed breathing heavily because fat >Eat sugar and/or white flour for breakfast >Get in shitty pickup truck that uses gasoline >Drive onto endless highway >Stuck in traffic for hour with other fat pigs like me >Buy massive sugary drink from big corp drivethru >Get to work dazed on sugar and caffeine, breathing heavy whole time >Slave away as big corps cash in on my labor >Eat 2000 calorie lunch at big corp restaurant >Stuck in traffic another hour on way home >Park my car in my lot which is 2000 square feet of grass that I never use >Watch news about funny politician men doing things that make me mad >All my networth and pride is contained within my shitty house which is located in boring suburb 11520 >Go to sleep and do it all over the next day.
Adam Butler
I've only seen the normal kind. Tried one, it was alright. Would get them again if they ever went on sale.
Jonathan Carter
shut the fuck up you fucking doughnut probably fat as shit 29 yr old that still plays WoW pig bitch fuck you
Kevin Robinson
That shit looks good, desu.
Justin Johnson
>He didn't get shot
Fake and gay
Eli Murphy
Looks quite tasty and probably costs half the price it would in Europe. 10/10 for American portion size and value.
Jonathan Ortiz
You should stop eating trash like this and get on Keto. You are probably a gigantic lard ass.
Jose Morgan
The first thing I ever did with one was crush it into icecream. Whoever made this is on the right path.
Kevin Torres
So we made a dry cookie better with ice cream? How long have the Dutch been eating them plain?
Gavin Brown
Shut up faggot, you should be thanking the US for turning your gay little snack and turning it into a mans dessert.
>American Cultural Imperialism. I am maga as fuck but I accept responsibility. We are have bee exporting our cultural Bolshevism via radio tv and now internet.
source: Faggot Europeans grasping their iphone in one hand and holding a "Refugees Welcome" sign in the other
Man. I will never understand Americans' despondency. I'd give my left nut to live in America and you bastards don't even appreciate it. You're living in heaven on Earth you faggot.
There’s a food truck company in my town that puts cold ice cream between warm stroopwafels It’s honeslty a 10/10 mouth experience >implying American innovation combined with European immigration hasn’t made modern food awesome >implying I didn’t eat pizza with fried mac and cheese on it yesterday
No but seriously Where to cop stroopwafel icecream sandwich?
Hunter Flores
There would be practically zero structural rigidity to that confectionery style snack once ones teeth are clamped down, resulting in ice cream all over thy mits The stroopwaffle has been downgraded to an ice cream sandwic
David Stewart
do they not have choco-tacos in europe? It sounds like you guys get the worst parts of american food (mcdick's, kfc) and then miss out on all the best parts like our massive selection of ice cream.
Gabriel Martin
Can you make waffles with a toaster or do I need a specific waffle machine?
Yeah. I fucking hate how big food is in america. Sometimes i feel like the only reason meals come with fries is because the farmers need to sell potatoes. My fries always end up in the trash. Its too much fucking food sometimes.
Matthew Collins
actually, this is the perfect idea.
Nathan Sanders
>waffle cones are already a thing with ice cream >a lot of people like inclusion of waffle cone in their ice cream but don't really like the cone idea because it can get messy >people already break up the waffle cone and mix it with their ice cream in a bowl >how to both capitalize on this and also offer it in a different form not yet marketed >lightbulb.png >take waffle biscuit from Dutchland and use it to make waffle biscuit ice cream sammiches >everyone cheers >OP buttmad Get it together Aquafresh.
Anthony Myers
I understood this reference SOMETIMES WAR
Brody Lee
>be faggotwaffle >dutchman probably dips in tea or piles of mens underwear >american tourist sandwiches ice cream between two faggotwaffles >the herrenwaffle is forged
Jose Morris
just get a waffle maker. toaster waffles taste like shit
Love them, would love them with ice cream too, but I like to warm them up, soooo
James Walker
He’s just some postmodernist fag that thinks he has it all figured out.
Carter Smith
Imagine being rustled over a fucking Choco-Taco.
Jackson Perez
Maybe I will. I just bought a takoyaki machine tho. So many different kitchen products and almost all of them use the same fucking ingredients.
Ayden Russell
I can get behind this.
Adrian Cook
America is wundabar and I want that stoopwafel you swamp kike.
Oliver Barnes
>dips into piles of men’s underwear Lost Why not just post deep fried things we might actually eat? Pic related is actually very common at restaurants in the south. I always get fried pickles if they’re on the menu.
Do you know how many niggers we have here? And how little history we have left? Sure, New England in 1900 might've been great, but now?
Jack Carter
fuck off trap we're full
Kayden Taylor
Try microwaving it for 20 sec
Isaac Sanders
super size EUROPE KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
Grayson Lee
Why not post meals that are actually common instead? Pic related. We love this shit for breakfast. There is ALWAYS a line at Chik Fil A in the morning.
>I will never understand Americans' despondency. I'd give my left nut to live in America and you bastards don't even appreciate it. You're living in heaven on Earth you faggot. Worked there for 10 years, devoid of any culture, food is shite, women are easy but shite, attractions are all consumerist shite, demographics are shite, tele is shite, people are fake and passive, niggers run their streets, houses are cardboard shite, the whole country is shite. The only good thing about the place is their gun laws, but I live in Northern Ireland so I get the same CCW rights as well as Semi-Auto rifle rights while living in a beautiful, 97% white, non jewed country.
Colton Gutierrez
this.
gave me a good chuckle
Dominic Roberts
not gonna lie... going to another country and seeing mcdonalds and other shit everywhere makes me feel like home. like we sneakily conquered everywhere in the world by our shitty fatty foods and americanization.
Fuck your shitty stroopwafel, and fuck the usstroopwafel. It's-its are where it's at. Delicious ice cream cookie sandwiches with a plethora of different flavors.
>B-BUT MUH ROTHSCHILDS!!! Yeah nah cunt, that Semitic hyperinflation sure didn't stop our currency from dominating yours. Stay cope. North Dakota, Alaska, Minnesota, Florida.
Nolan Rivera
NOOO NOT THE STROOPWAFELN
I used to love having them with coffee, I'm sorry dutchbro
Hunter Kelly
I'm not lying, I was there for over a decade working in the oil industry, when I started they couldn't find reliable people to work in the cold. Maybe you people should toughen up so I stop taking your work, heading back there in a few months to fatten my wallet :)
