You should only get AIDS and die you pig

I made both of those up on the fly lol.

please keep them coming.

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I was just thinking about his firing from MSNBC a couple hours ago. Stopped listening to him when he went from spending 20% of airtime on whining about being banned from the UK to 90%, but he was still my introduction to right-wing politics and I thank him for that

he supports gun control

>Why don't they make meatballs like meatballs anymore? Now it's just these little dry Swedish meatballs. What happened to the meatballs bigger than your mother's fist?

I'll try to make up one more
>Ahhh, It's Monday
>Do you know what I did this weekend?
>I went to a great Italian restaurant in San Francisco
>Nevermind all of the garbage and feces and human waste.
>I mean, I like to go to a restaurant, and it's a great restaurant. It's an old Italian man that I know, I go there all of the time with Teddy.
>But there's human waste and garbage and feces all over the street.
>DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?! There are literal junkies shooting up with the needles out front.
>I digress, you step around the bums, this is San Francisco after all
>So I go to the restaurant and I take Teddy like I always do.
>I always get the Eggplant Parmigiana. They make a great Eggplant Parmigiana.
>I like it because I like red wine with red meat, but they are both bad for you and make me feel nauseous after
>Anyway, I go to the restaurant with Teddy
>He's getting old you know, it really makes me contemplate life
>Play some music, play some music to put me in a good mood.
>"Blue Monday"
>ENNNNOUGH!
>turn it off!!!
>The stinking degenerates, let me tell you. I don't know, I mean I'm the third most listened to Radio personality, and I have a best selling book!
>You'd think that would be enough and I could retire, but it isn't
Let me give you some hints about how things will change in January but I'm not going to actually tell you about them.

ty senpai

I've been listening to Savage for nearly 20 years now. It's going to be a sad day when he retires.

Accurate

HOW ABOUT YOU GO EAT SAUSAGE YOU SODOMITE!
I BET YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU?

ALRIGHT GET HIM OFF! LET'S TAKE A CALL FROM ANOTHER FAGGOT. PUT ANOTHER FAGGOT ON!

>Did I mention that I have a PhD from a great university?
>All my best books are out of print, they should be in a museum.
>One day, I'll print my old journals.
>I fought to get my old tapes from that scumbag lawyer who I can't specifically name for legal reasons.

>Let me tell you about the time I was in Fiji
>I found a plant, just a small plant
>It was beautiful, and do you understand? Do you understand that this plant only lives in two places in the world?
>I visited with the locals, but that was a different story
>I went to Berkeley, and I have a degree in Botany
>Do you know what that is? It is important to the world. How many degrees does the wallbanger have?
>He's welcome on the television but I'm not.
>I don't know what to say, but it's just normal in America. It's the way it is
>I have 14 graduate degrees, and they have GEDs.
>GEDs! Can you imagine!?!
>Anyway, let's talk about the restaurant. They had the fluffiest meatballs I've ever eaten.
>They had veal in them, and veal makes me dyspeptic.
>Teddy knows when I feel that way, but sometimes you have to live?
>You know sometimes you have to live, it's something the Demoncrats don't understand
>DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE RED DIAPER DOPER BABIES DON'T LIKE VEAL?
>It makes me sick
>So anyway, I was at my favorite Burmese restaurant in the Presidio.....

Love this man.

I do too.

He needs to just calm down
youtube.com/watch?v=IAA2KxgqVvk