Dear Drumpf, I wrote you but still ain't callin'

Dear Drumpf, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my coffee pot, my cheetos, and my career at the bottom
I made two rap videos back in autumn, you must not-a saw 'em
You were probably watching the gorilla channel or somethin'
Sometimes I write raps to you too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I am not the father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'm a name her Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeect
I read about your Uncle Johnnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend travel back in time over some reptilian cultists
I know you probably hear this everyday, but you're a cheeto, man
I even got the underground shit that you did with Rocket Man
I got a folder of your tweets and your shitposts man
I like the shit you did with Abe too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, tweet me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
Eminem

My coffee's cold I'm wondering why I
Made a pot at all
The morning tweets pop up on my phone
And I read them all
And all the tweets you post are fucking based
Tweet about me on your wall
It reminds me, that it’s fucking based
fucking based

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Meh

It is over.

You need bigger headphones to write bigger rhymes.

You rhymed man with man 3 times in a row. Bad job.

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not bad but not soundcloud.com/dean-tulipane/slayin-shady-11-7-17-01
soundcloud.com/dean-tulipane/disunited-states

Laughed out loud at reptilian cultist time travel. Rest was lukewarm

I’ve told you not once not twice but thrice
Every time you rhyme it’s like your rolling the dice
But don’t forget for every attempt there's a price
A satanic sacrifice if i’m to be precise
Bet your wondering Wouldn’t it have been nice
had you took my advice you’ve become so frivolous
i’m taking this song to new heights it’s ridiculous
Like the northern lights i’m down right mellifluous it’s my delight
My symphony of euphony is bringing the harmony i’m truly limitless alright?
more than meticulous I’ve had enough with your impotence
i’ve done my due diligence the down fall of the infamous
maliciousness who claimed to have omnipotence is immanence
This course has seven points on it’s syllabus so enough with your villainous
Insolence stealing kids of their innocence

You Fill them with your iniquitous
sinfulness subliminal synthesis
Straight wickedness from
Tupac’s antithesis
His brittleness showed his straight lack of willfulness
Ambivalence doesn’t pass for vigilance when
What you spit is just straight dissonance
Forgive my officiousness if it sounds like suspiciousness
When really it’s religiousness has it already come to this? It should be unambiguous
fickleness passes for propitiousness when it's really perniciousness
Ignorance is bliss
That's why the uninformed cling to their happiness
Because if they had to answer this
They would have to admit their cowardice
Cling onto the sinners kiss
Dive into their abyss
Rather than fix what’s amiss
Don’t believe me ask the swiss
Don’t do me a dismiss
While i try to reminisce

Back to a time
before god divine
used my rhymes to remind
Those who don't align
With the man who has skin of sunshine
That if they don’t resign
From who he does disincline
they’ll have no choice but to taste the wrath wine

Because they were blinded by the dollar sign
Top of the line diamonds on swine for a pseudo cloud nine
Because the tightrope you made out of twine was a tad too fine
You were done the moment you drew the line so go cry to palentine
That daddy doesn’t want to give you his time we’re winning like el alamein
Freemason’s are no palatine of mine
so go to your pagan shrine as i define this song trine out of

seven as a simple blessen to teach you a lesson that you best get to steppin because your aggression will not be met with concession until christ has your confession
You can’t make to heaven. Your words are a weapon that’s not just an expression
I use some discretion but i’ve got a good question why do you leave this impression
you’re regression is aimed in the wrong direction
no wonder you’ve got manic depression
you just shot yourself with your own smith & wesson
you don’t deal well with rejection
because your lacking affection
even lost snoopy’s attention
while your digestion deals with this torn down curtain of deception
let me give these lyrics some dimension
i’ve made you your own little section
that might help your comprehension
of who gives me my protection
Hint he truly has perfection
sin is your fatal infection
and you sound like your proud to spread it around
That’s why god sent me to take you down
i’ll meet you in motown and take your lyrical triple crown
In your own hometown strip you of your renown
Too late for marshal’s mental breakdown
Your new album was such a let down
I thought for a moment you had broke ground
But then listened closely and heard propaganda in the background
As you resound an echo of entertainment all around
Face it man it’s time to LET GO aint nobody want to hear your stuttering flow
Oh So you saw trump on the tv and thought AW HELL NO

Saw it as apropo to bring your career back to the fold
Break the racial mold by reading what your told
But you don’t know how to stop the killing in chicago
Because you’re being controlled and being trolled
Pops it’s time to face the facts, your old
Go relapse again sit back and watch your
your careers collapse while i fire at your synapse
and fight the income tax
With nothing but scraps
Because i just can’t relax
Until they’ve torn up every last one of your contracts
I think it’s suffice to say i’m driving down a lyrical highway
Because the message i purvey is to celebrate the lord’s day
That way the devil won’t lead you away and you can learn to pray
That maybe one day
he may delay your own careers decay
I don't need a man like jam master jay
With Christ Nothing can get in my way
so long as I don't go astray nor allow myself to sway
I am I will be okay
while you on the other hand have become a cashed out cliche
So long as they are willing to pay
you will continue to obey
From anaheim to santa fe
you’ll say
whatever it is they want you to say
Unfortunate lay you can’t go back to yesterday
Your persona is paper mache because grinder is gay
So keep up the showcase for snowflakes but make no mistake
I’m not being opaque in this open debate but since you can’t escape
Maybe you should embrace the fact you’ve lost a lot of face
Because you’re clearly confused when it comes to race
Such a disgrace and they call me the basket case
Until we come together and learn to tolerate
There will be no change in our disunited states

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to walk on water
Marshal this pause shit makes you sound autistic. god like? now you're just being unrealistic
get off your egotistic high horse
and don't forget to correct course
because i don't want to use a career deadly force
to get this fatherless father to show some fucking remorse.
you’ve become perforce since you choose to endorse those who you promised to divorce
25 to life caught in change isn’t it strange
i truly thought you wanted to turn the page,
well i guess they were wrong wisdom doesn’t come with age
it’s time for you to walk off the stage if you aren’t willing to fight with your youthful rage
I love that you refuse to disengage except your real message was lost backstage
Chorus
I'm gonna be honest your new shit is uncouth
I'm sure we can find a way to show the world the real truth
How else but straight out the recording booth?
I know what you are capable of I've watched you in sleuth
you can do what you set out to do
except the shit you spew is way too askew from a modern world view
for the people to believe is true
so you can either sit and stew over peer review like you usually do
or hear what your fans have to say and get the fuck out of your own way
enough the pity party what are you gay?
How about the people you betray
by turning blind from the foul play they lock away what the fuck would proof say?

One day I'm sure you'll hear this hell of a mantra marshal
how many times are you going to throw these temper tantrums Marshal?
This is a rebel yell I'm raising hell to your anthem Marshal
could you imagine what you could be if we worked in tandem Marshal ?
Chorus


you may not be god sent but if you would just repent
you could truly be born again and finally ascend
to the type of man your fans would be happy to commend
truly the lyrical superman here to defend
the world from those who are already condemned
can i get an amen? Not yet? Just say when
because it doesn't take wise men to see time and again

you don't listen to your message your fans or your friends
I think its time you made amends with the lord who will help you transcend
in ways you simply can't comprehend
with or without you this is what I intend
this is what I'll continue to recommend until my bitter end
I'm not trying to condescend
I certainly won't pretend do your legacy a contend
but do I portend to be Jesus Christ's devotee
so I decree it's long past time to pick up the debris
bow your head to the father heavenly
pray that you can see your true destiny
all you can be the people behind you and free
I guarantee God is the only one with the master key
Now our miracle may not part the red sea
but we can part the thick curtain of deceit
which would lead the to deep state's defeat
as pac once said don't just nod your head to the beat
we don't have time to repeat or retreat so please help me convince those in disbelief with your technique, my message unique and god at our side there would be no peak
I mean truly limitless could you imagine world peace?
that’s why they try so hard to police
anyone who could possibly act as a mouthpiece
So I’ll continue to perfect my word play without cease
they can’t deny what we say because you know (pause)
truth speaks
Chorus

Go to bed, you are drunk again Marshal. You still suck.

(((mom's spaghetti)))

I'm not an npc
If I had to speak categorically
I'd say I'm more an E N T P
But what does that truly mean to me
Diving through all of our history
Asking questions breathlessly
not rhetorically really I'm speaking earnestly
What is our destiny?
What were we meant to be?
Slaves in chains that we can not see?
Sorry there's more I aim to be
My legacy is presently words i use impressively
To speak out like John F Kennedy
Perhaps not pleasantly matching the melody

The haven i found is astounding surrounding profound prefrontal playground propounding
the abounding expounding an ancient accounting the confounding royal mounting that was our faith’s founding.

How can i maintain a conversation
when everyone around lacks an education
they can't see real appropriation of our right to procreation and self determination
it's a parasitic infestation
that will lead to our extermination
or a future where every last nation
is working a jewish plantation.
Ask for an explanation
Put the fed under examination
You’ll find they’ve obscured observation
rituals of obfuscation
So we can’t take a vacation
Fuck the frustration
This isn’t time for ill advised illation
I’ve surmised they’re surprised by Trump’s nomination for present Presidential occupation
It’s time we circumsized shmuck stealing guys who don’t have their eyes on the real prize
The awestrucked should realize the future isn’t as would be angels advertised

money grubbing shekel horders trying to tear down all borders
politicians only follow orders i'm a mere history recorder that refuses to cut corners
like the modern reporters but we're in the third quarter so please be mindful of falling mortar

lulz
7.5/10 for effort
Also, I would beat the ever loving Fuck out of that skinny midget.
5'8" & 155lbs
HAHAHAHA I can't believe how crazy little girls were over this faggoty midget wigger

I’m so slick I could frollic with fact founded logic
Get a bit brawlic when i spit sick hit after hit
at an old dick covered in hot shit how’s that for symbolic
Good ol apostolic aristotle presenting a parabolic on the talmudic topic of monstrous molech
What’s worse a patriotic psychoneurotic bouncing between rhapsodic and misanthropic on the periodic
or an idiotic despotic doped up on nasty narcotics who argues anectdolic in hypnotic hyperbolic
I don’t have the answer, seems I forgot it
Tip toeing to the tropics hooked on harmonics pushing positively pro phonics
I’m not speaking in ebonics
The answer i know God you got it.
No matter how they may try to plot it
Nor How many convinced their not it
they only have so much time allotted seems scotty is as good as got ted
Take a good look at me now
Just Know that God got rid of my doubts
I said take a good look at me now
And just know that God got this all figured out

You seem confused nice guys finish last it's true
but they never lose you see that's the life that they choose
So don’t get the blues hit the alarm clock snooze chug a can of booze
I don’t have loose screws with my views of the pedophiles i accuse
what’s the papacy’s current excuse? And what’s up with those red shoes?
I’m here to try to diffuse they tensions they would use to abuse those who refuse to recuse
I’m Not using faster avenues toward revenues like skewed interviews with dirty jews
Who do you think owns the press hello
Who do you the loans the printing press hello
Who do you think worships someone from way down bello
Hello? Hello? Are you listening hello?
Consider this a conspiracy christening
Their power is dwindling because we’re breaking the conditioning
By writing songs so soliciting and now the film is finishing

such autism
how potato

Uhh did you just write this user? It's really good

I can’t undo the deep states ruse
Without you the man who paid my dues
please let your salvation perfuse my soul
I give you control because this sin has taken its toll
And i want to fulfill the role you gave me so long ago
When will you come i don’t know but we’re at the third woe
So please help me bestow that bright white faithful glow on my flow
To light up the secrets in the shadows to the world i want to show
Sometimes I feel like a modern vincent van gogh
Sleeping alone isolated on an idea archipelago
Dreaming About beating michelangelo with a brick filled pillow
But then i roll another cigarillo stare out my bedroom window
and deafen myself to my own mind's bellow
i wake up beneath a weeping willow
Branches bare
no sign of life anywhere
While I sit unaware
That by doing nothing i consented to this life unfair
I can’t shake this sinking scare
That if i don’t fight this biological, psychological and information warfare
We won’t find another voltaire
who is willing to repair the damage from this devilish banking love affair

soundcloud.com/dean-tulipane/disunited-states if you want to hear the recording of it.

also thank you for the compliment i don't rely on feedback but i do appreciate kind words.

So i take a moment and pray the lord’s prayer
Even if i’m a tad threadbare
i find the courage to declare
I simply I don’t care if you’re all the world’s billionaires
With the lord you’ll find me walking on air
And i know i shouldn’t swear but for all the soul’s you ensnare
You better prepare because i will take care
to show these slaves how to break the chains you call welfare
All that remains is to give christ the reigns no matter their condescending claims
I’m sick of satan’s mind games so i’ll reveal my own aims to fill the book of life with many names
Can’t you see the convulsions like labor pains
if you’ve got brains who knows what you could attains
we’re realizing we’ve been mark twained
painting the fence without gains
those who deign to question the profane
should simply sustain
shed your mark of cain just learn to abstain
since charlemagne can’t maintain his fame if his lung is inflamed
you resist in vain I can’t complain
but these chords could pertain to my preordain
how inhumane i know that i became
but it’s time that i reclaim
do away with my shame
my twisted words may be untame
But i’m just not the same lame main i was back thain
because now my brain has been hit
Shit Lit light like a flame when i exclaimed christ’s name
was the day my insane campaign won the game
here to help others obtain the promise christ proclaimed

Tick tock goes the clock Bang bang knock knock
Fear not, cause i know he protects His flock
I’m a new kid on the block a Modern day Yohan Sebastian Bach
My Words and thoughts will leave the world in shock
(((You’ll))) Get all i got when I'm put on the spot
I Don't walk the walk, yeah it's more a trot (((You))) may have forgot This is all self taught
Yet Sin gets faught while it's Him i sought This Salvation caught can’t be bought

I’m A crackpot, who cannot, stop pushing to boycott (((the top))) (((The ones))) behind the scenes Naah I mean?, (((those))) who control the green, silver screen, vaccines and basedbeans Want to make us queens of half man half machines (((they))) want to engineer our genes and tear families dreams at the seams

how far does the rabbit hole really go? Be careful are you sure you want to know?
I believe there are blessings only God can bestow
But now it's time we introduce this (((cult))) to concepts of overthrow.
These verses may lack legato but certainly have enough info to show i’m armed to my torso with ammo i stow to go toe to toe with (((shills))) hiding in the shadow we’ll never make more than we owe that i know no time to take it slow our currency is on escrow while the country is on death row though the road may be narrow i suppose on with the show

If i didn’t have this outlet to salvage from this scam
you would find me hanging over the hudson at 9
am i put in all that i am so folks like lindsey graham can take a proper stand
for all of trump’s fans. Remember they never thought madame would lose then WHAM
the voters went to the booths and BAM
picked apart the program to keep us from the lamb
these kavanaugh accusations are simply a sham to frame an innocent man,
i try to trust that the plan is something grand but uncle sam needs more than an anagram
and a can of spam to fight the (((seed of abraham)))
damn (((those))) behind this flimflam
hear this epigram i’m a grand slam
Haven’t examined my nephews sonogram
I guess Some uncle i am
He’s my blood and flesh yes
I hear he likes to thresh
Nevertheless Our world’s wound is still fresh
Unless i hit refresh i fear he’ll get caught in the mess of a mesh
I digress with what i obsess the powers (((they))) use to suppress are in extreme excess
From the courts, the schools to the press
it’s so much to process Then to expose it with finesse
i don’t think i transgress with all i compress
into a few moments or less time is of the essence
To reassess forced coalesce against acquiesce
if we haven’t studied how can we possibly pass this test

Should we just forfeit our right to due process
Christ heard my S.O.S allowed us a recess
I rest easy and blessed for the faith he knows best
Let’s take a look at Mr. Ye West
i’ll confess at first i thought he was possessed
Now he’s Living proof love trumps hate yes
I guess if we can overcome our distress
we can protest those who suppress without a slugfest
A simple request as i’ve expressed
We should all invest time to profess against those who infest
Don’t get so depressed we’ve all been bereft
I’ve been repressed still i contest
That i may manifest greatness
Called on the courageous
yes the blameless knows
i’m brainless but found not faithless
Fighting the famous sounds outright outrageous
I care not that i’m nameless
i’m not caught in the heinous matrix
I’m simply the latest to find my faith just may be contagious

I like it.

My mind is expanding my brain is beyond branding
So clear way for landing what i’ve got to say is clearly outstanding
I’m merely understanding that we’re not nearly upstanding
Dearly Christ notwithstanding i’m cavalierly demanding
We sincerely check the seeds that we’re planting
This eerily enchanting banking is planning a spanking
I can hear the coins clanking but the lord i am thanking
The good gears are cranking
If there’s a question out there i’m asking, it
it’s fantastic shit I’m a freaking classic hit
these lyrics are lit
i’m out to give the deep state a good ol fashion ass kick
Pushing positive passion when i spit so don’t pause not even a bit
Wishing wisdom and wit to every hypocrite who has yet to submit
I only pray we won’t be found unfit for the lord’s holy writ

How much time did you spend thinking of this gem?

I'm actually surprised by how good this is. Didn't expect to find this on Jow Forums.
Keep it up user.

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Did i stumble
sure i took a tumble
i recall the fall when i first bumbled the ball
a fat fashioned fumble
yet i won’t sit and grumble disgruntled
i’ll continue to rumble with rose tinted scumble
Be au fait articulate peace don’t mumble relay
what you have to say straight in a way people can relate
If i hold humble, stay supple in the face of fate i will not crumble right?
Either way hold on tight brace your back before you buckle cuz i can see the light coming from the end of the tunnel
Lord thanks a bundle for breaking my mind’s muzzle
putting the puzzle perfect was sort of a struggle
It really made me rumple from righteous rebuttals for those who have a head made of knuckles
politeness is priceless in pursuing your timeless likeness
at least this crisis came hand in hand with a couple of chuckles


Kindness could spread like a virus our hatred blinds us so rise up like lazarus from the dust you must not give into sin such as lust salvation is all in or bust
do you give God your trust i know he will crush those who refuse to adjust
I’m just trying to discuss what he may find disgust
Christ i know you won’t be rushed but please you must finally flush those who are entirely unjust

thank you for the feedback. I don't do this for the money or the fame i do this for god's people and in christ's good name i only hope one day you'll feel the same.

>gorilla channel
BET right?

Off topic, rambling bullshit

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this one i haven't recorded yet but i can't wait to the beat i want to use (like most) is by danson youtube.com/watch?v=BbpTYp2ZdzQ
this song boosts my confidence
yeah it's bottomless
limitless like consciousness minus the somnolence
expanding cultural cognizance
Spreading the hypothesis of uncommonness till it’s all pretty prominence
pushing positives while praying for providence
to make up for my incompetence
plus pompousness
Direct dominance in continence
creating with constant consonants without any kind of consequence
It’s ominous not having omniscience on this profitless omnibis
I mean omnibus plus here’s to us i’m sorry for the fuss but God lift me up off the crust
and away you i trust every day so please give me the chance to say no,
pray do away
with the sway
black or white yay or nay
not shady gay i play okay
you know i mean gray oy vey
i don’t try to inveigh but convey with each and every verse i slay
chorus
“when's the last time someone told you to be great?”
as of late it seems they just spread the hate
how can we relate if we want to vibrate
to our unique traits
they can't beat my debates
with the logic it creates
the whole universe shakes
all it takes is persistence
against the resistance
plus a little forgiveness
that's right good ol glibness for gibness
push against perniciousness
knowing it's time to finish this
down the line we’ll reminisce
to a time when we knew it would be fine
they would pay for all the crime
Simply sublime i feel it shake my spine
So i’ll take it as a sign God will save mine
I don’t care if i’m left behind but there are good men and women
Without the vision to see it’s all been written we have been forgiven that’s no opinion
the villain sinning trimming from all christ’s winnings
make a decision then give an admission please keep on living

chorus
I’m fueled by desire to reach higher than ever before
Lord open the door please show me more before
i expire i mean more like retire
To my own wholesome hobbit shire i aspire to spit fire on the plighted pyre
burning a yearning to inspire new ways of learning my mind is churning discerning what’s deeply concerning know that Christ is returning for all of his earning and rewards for his undeserving is the message i’m serving

most the music posted is politically motivated but you aren't wrong.

People tend to look at me like i’m out of my mind
That’s fine i know it’s because of all the things that i rhyme
They don’t see that i’m really way ahead of my time
I do this all in the name of good god divine
That my people may see that the papacy is lying
So all i can do is keep on trying to convince them to look for zion
I’ll never forget that christmas i spent crying all alone
Since then i’d like to believe that somehow some way i’ve grown
But how can i stand before the throne
When i can’t even save one of my own
Lord just how do i atone
I try to pick up the phone
To call my cornerstone
I feel you run through my soul and into my bones
I depone that like al capone this is not how i’ll be known

This is testimony two in the name of jesus christ
Once upon a time this man showed me the light
Faced a demon on that fateful night it stayed just out of sight
I couldn’t fight till i cried out someone give me the might

Kept me up for nearly two weeks straight
I tried to meditate, medicate but nothing brought me that peaceful state
Thought i was going to die until our own advocate
Knocked at the door i wondered why me really what for?
But somehow some way he made my heart more pure
And gave me the will to endure oh so much more
That’s why it’s him i adore, yeah my saving mentor
Is who i try to speak for to stop our civil war
That’s why i’ll try to restore they who would ignore the word
If they didn’t have a way to be absolutely sure of what they find absurd
But i know i won’t remain unheard Sometimes you just got to do you
Let them talk down in your peer review
They can consider this a free world preview
Because the curtain i can see through
Reminds me who i pursue let the lord show you how to
My gift was given to show the world exactly what it is that we all misconstrue

This isn’t a catch twenty two all you need to do
Is repent and admit christ died on the cross for you
Pick up your bible confirm for yourself that what i’ve said is true
How much do we have to go through to change your point of view
Those with doubt is who i’m talking to because the lord wasn’t sent here to save the world from sin but to save those within from new zealand to west berlin we’re all christ’s kin
Many wonder where he’s been
because faith these days is runnin pretty thin

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Cringey is this you? Nice 3 subs on youtube.

Tall poppy syndrome.

Why don't you add the lyrics for disunited states to genius.com? It's the first place I go to when I find new music. Lyrics are very important to me and yours are really good. I used to like rap alot better before, but now after too many years on Jow Forums all I hear in these new mumble rapper songs is "brrt ay do drugs be a whore brrrt CONSUME smoke weed suck my dick fuck sluts get high fast cars big house ay brrt".

So thank you for delivering lyrics that I can actually listen to. You should make them available to others that might find your soundcloud aswell.

i've never heard of it i will check them out, i was using youtube for a while but they censored my walk on water rendition (because i did it better than he did and beyonce is a bitch) now i only have my sound cloud but i'm looking to spread the word so thank you for the suggestion.

Any time dude. Good luck.

alright i set it up genius.com/Aristotle-dean-tulipane-disunited-states-lyrics can't hurt to have an extra platform right?

Exactly. It should be possible for people to interpret the lyrics and add explanations to them aswell. I don't know how though.

Here's an example
genius.com/Vinnie-paz-end-of-days-lyrics

very interesting i doubt i'll get a big following though most people can't comprehend my lyrics without a dictionary on standby.

Yeah the sad this is that NPCs want mumble rap and party bass. But at least you can spoonfeed them a little through that website